- kaonohiokala
- 4th Degree Black Belt
- Member Since 2012.02.16
My MMA Rankings
Fighters That Could Simply Walk Into Mordor
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1
- Sam Creasey
- "Urai"
- 19-5-0
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Self-explanatory.
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2
- Terrell Hobbs
- "The Hollywood Hobbit"
- 9-12-0
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Self-explanatory.
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3
- Matt Hume
- "The Wizard"
- 5-5-0
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The wizard.
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4
- Andy Wang
- 8-9-1, 1 NC
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Dude's a warrior.
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5
- Demetrious Johnson
- "Mighty Mouse"
- 25-4-1
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Cue awesome tiny fighters that can simply walk into Mordor.
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6
- John Dodson
- "The Magician"
- 24-14-0
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7
- Joseph Benavidez
- 28-8-0
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8
- Ian McCall
- "Uncle Creepy"
- 13-7-1
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9
- John Moraga
- "Chicano"
- 19-7-0
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10
- Jussier Formiga
- 24-8-0
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11
- Chris Cariaso
- "Kamikaze" | 17-8-0
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12
- Ali Bagautinov
- "Puncher" | 21-7-0
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13
- Brad Pickett
- "One Punch" | 26-14-0
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14
- Kyoji Horiguchi
- 32-5-0, 1 NC
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15
- Wilson Reis
- 28-13-0
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16
- Zach Makovsky
- "Fun Size" | 21-12-0
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17
- Louis Smolka
- "Da Last Samurai" | 17-9-0
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18
- Tim Elliott
- 20-13-1
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19
- Louis Gaudinot
- "Goodnight" | 8-5-0, 1 NC
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20
- John Lineker
- "Hands of Stone" | 37-11-0, 1 NC
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21
- Alp Ozkilic
- "The Turkish Delight" | 9-5-0
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22
- Dustin Ortiz
- 20-9-0
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23
- Scott Jorgensen
- "Young Guns" | 15-12-0
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24
- Darren Uyenoyama
- "BC" | 10-6-0
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25
- Yasuhiro Urushitani
- 21-8-5
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26
- Lena Ovchynnikova
- "Hunter" | 12-6-0, 1 NC
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27
- Bryan Lashomb
- "The Angry Elf" | 5-2-0
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The elf...
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28
- Harold Hubbard
- "Grand Wizard" | 2-3-0
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More wizards.
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29
- James Nelson
- "The Dirty Wizard" | Am 4-5-0
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30
- Mark Weir
- "The Wizard" | 21-18-1
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31
- Mohamad Triki
- "The Wizard" | 4-1-0
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32
- Oz Pariser
- "The Wizard" | 4-1-0
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33
- Stuart Ashby
- "The Wizard" | 7-2-1
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34
- Wes Derequito
- "The Wizard" | Am 1-1-0
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35
- Joey Gorczynski
- "The Takedown Wizard" | 18-10-0