UFC 229: Khabib vs. McGregor

We already did. 

"We" as in anybody who has read this. 


Its not the violence that sets a man a part, its the distance he's prepared to go. 



I would drag myself through a mile of broken glass, just to watch people cease to exist. 

And I quote from a former veteran of the Emu War; “We were on patrol one afternoon, deep in hostile territory. My team leader, whom we were all close mates with, had been with us from the start. This particular afternoon we were patrolling down Feather Valley when the bastards ambushed us from two sides. Our left and right flanks were hit hard by the feathered devils. One Emu had impaled my old mate of thirty years right through his chest with his long head, and looked at me with an evil stare. My old mate was screaming, looking down at his chest. The emu squawked, a terrible screeching sound. It sounded like that of a banshee. I grabbed my other mate by the leg as he was being dragged away by his arm from what I remember seeing as a giant black ball of fur. It’s eyes were red and Satan like. It looked like the embodiment of all that is evil. I yelled “**** OFF YA C*NT” and gave my mate one last pull on his shoes and got him free of the monsters grip. Shortly after our ambush, reinforcements arrived, eventually the Emu’s withdrew from the area. I found my old mate, our team leader, dangling upside down from a branch in a tree. His body was clawed and bloodied. I swore to myself I would kill every last one of those c*nts...”

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lol free think of it like the 'war on drugs'. It's not an actual war. The emus didn't dig trenches and throw hand grenades. I don't know where Bruce got that snippet from,but it's complete horse **** haha! Good read though. Emus don't go out of their way to kill and maim people. They can get aggressive, but unless you're locked in a pen with one there's no need to worry. Cassowaries are much more dangerous. 

You can read about it here. It was basically a campaign to reduce their numbers in Western Australia.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

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@Bruce you know what person I've never met? A genuine badass who goes around talking about how much of a badass he is. I think you're full of ****. That's a tell.

Anyone can be tough on the internet. Unless you've got some proof to the contrary I'm just going to go on believing you're some nerd who took wrestling in highschool, but wasn't good enough to make anything from it. So  now you've got an inferiority/failure complex, and have to go around pretending to be chuck Norris to soothe your bruised ego. You're a very insecure man.

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Open invitation, friendo. 



and it was a campaign vs birds and you guys FAILED. At fighting birds. Who can't fly, can't run that fast and tend to stay completely still for long periods of time. 

Emu's run at 50km/ph. 

But let me guess, you run at 60 right?

Ok tough guy. Enjoy your Internet fantasy, if it helps.

oh and btw the way, I just heard conor Mcgregor is rebranding his whiskey. 

It's now going to be called 'Tapwater'.

Get it? :D

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Since you like drinking your own piss, you should love that stuff! 




I literally live in a wrestling gym, swing by anytime. I'll pin you to the ground helpless while brushing my teeth. 

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I'm Batman.

See? I can do it too.

And you're both boys. Not men. Will never be men. Just little boys. 

Or maybe you should look in the mirror and wonder why you feel fulfilled when you've done absolutely nothing with your life lmfao. 



Agony of Great Expectations. 


If I say i'm the best you'll think i'm boasting. But if I say im no good, you'd know I was lying. 


oh and 5/12 on this card is sad. Most outcomes were obvious. 

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