UFC Fight Night: Thompson vs. Holland

The official Tapology discussion thread for the event!

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Do people actually watch MMA to get a perv on? Like actually?

I don't see the attraction. Women who look like men punching each other or at the very best short stocky muscular women.

Ariane Lipski excluded.

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personally? 

I recommend Mrs. Rah, she reaaaaaaaaaallyyy knows how to work those hips

Mrs Rah? LOL 

You sound so formal for a 2 penny Ape hooker

too formal? my bad, i'll speak in your lingo now

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Listen you dumbass ape. My knowledge of MMA is far superior to yours. Also I am richer, smarter, better looking, more interesting and I have a much better personality than you, you flea bitten ape.

After I crush you with my picks this week you will have no option but to bow down to your Master. I will buy out your zoo and the shed they put you in and sell it to a circus so you can be the star of the freak show

Btw you monkey... almost every one of my over unders hit last week. Or weren't you paying attention? Biggest betting week ever. And I am now richer than everyone on here except one person. And no that's not you, you beggar

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damn bro you really expect me to read all that?

like, seriously, try to think spherically for a second and just realize how ******* stupid it would be for me to even waste a fraction of a milisecond to bother reading that essay you just wrote?

i've got 20 bad ******* hitting me up in the dms and I'm constantly on the phone with major players in the finance and real estate industry trying to brokerage 8 figure multi-year deals and you expect me to waste my time reading that **** you just spat?

i'm chilling in my west london penthouse currently enjoying the view (which by the way is fantastic, the sky is so clear you can almost see the eiffel tower from here) and you really want me to remove my gaze from that breathtaking view, force my 200 iq equipped brain to focus on the ******** essay you just typed, realize it's a pile of dog**** and unreadable and then hate myself for even attempting to communicate with you?

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I'm 6'4 ft tall and weigh 220 pounds, I could literally ******* crush you into bits IRL and you wouldn't even do **** back to me

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Damn bro... do you expect me to read all that?

Also... Prozac... your medication has a name

Btw if you can see the Eiffel tower from your West London apartment then there is a word for that.

Hallucinations. 

Again, Prozac 

uhm, excuse me little guy

it's a penthouse, not just an apartment

broke boys like you live in apartments, i live in penthouses and villas

huuuuuuuuge difference

Does anyone think fight goes the distance is undervalued for Holland vs Thompson? I'm seeing over 4 1/2 rounds alone at +140. Holland has never lost by KO and Thompson has only once, with the other 5 losses coming by decision. Holland has a decent amount of submission wins, but only 30% of his wins are by submission at the UFC level. I think Thompson can hold off the submission attempts if it comes to that. I am a little confused why fight goes the distance is the underdog pick to be honest. Is it just because these are two strikers and it's a 5-round fight? 

Jack Hermansson is so cool.  Roman on short notice is a tough ask. 

Hermansson is just going to pick Roman apart and dance around the octagon again. He's definitely the better kickboxer, and he will be able to dictate where the fight goes since he has such a good ground game. There's no reason to engage with Roman's BJJ

Maybe I'm way off base, but I feel Holland is being a bit overrated. His wins are over mostly low-level or washed guys, and he loses to the ranked/higher caliber fighters. I don't like to do versions of MMA math, but Wonderboy recently beat Luque and Neal (beat them convincingly I might add), and I feel like either of them I would take in a heartbeat over Holland. If this stays on the feet, is Holland really going to outpoint/outstrike Wonderboy? 

Who do you think will win this ? If you choose Holland, then under 4.5 is money. On the other hand, I don't see Wonderboy winning this ITD. 

I'm still thinking about this fight. The only bet I have so far for this one is over 2.5 (I took it on a parlay with Natan Schulte ML), cause I don't see Holland finishing Wonderboy in the first half of the fight. 

Guys, I've seen some people talking about a decision victory of Pavlovich. Thoughts on that ?

I highly doubt it'll pass 2 rounds. The over 1.5 might hits, but I think it's risky. 

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