Consensus Rankings:   Official  |  Member Designed  |  This Ranking Updated 1 year, 10 months ago  |  All By thadeus3

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   Tony Ferguson

   "El Cucuy"

   25-10-0

   cute. funny. charming. can break dance. sexy eyebrows. pink lips. cool tattoos. mysterious brain. types like a kid that just discovered emojis. sits in chairs backwards. favourite turtle is michelangelo. amazing spirit that must be protected.
   

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   Nick Diaz

   26-10-0, 2 NC

   hot eyes. idk how to explain it. his face is just beautiful and unique. it looks like it was carved out of stone. also dark hair + dark eyes is superior. i like seeing his eyes dart around below him. it makes him look shy and thoughtful but also a little tough.
   

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   Nate Diaz

   21-13-0

   again idk how to explain it. his eyes and cheekbones are just really pretty? also his voice and demeanor are cute to me. the way his mouth slants is adorable.
   

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   Justin Gaethje

   "The Highlight"

   25-5-0

   adorable. big eyes that are very close together. i just get lost in em. cute clogged-nose voice. sexy lips with a headbutt scar. literally has to blink and dart his eyes around to form a thought. red hair. eyebrows that shoot up to mars.
   

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   Dustin Poirier

   "The Diamond"

   30-8-0, 1 NC

   darling face. best eyebrows in the ufc. hot tattoos. cute nose. women respecter. sexy accent. handled the mcgregor stuff with grace and my god did he get the bag.
   

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   Charles Oliveira

   "do Bronx"

   34-10-0, 1 NC

   sexy mouth and teeth. pretty eyebrows. cute glasses. pretty hair. nice voice. adorable and charming energy.
   

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   Sean Strickland

   "Tarzan"

   28-6-0

   tall. beautiful eyebrows. nice cheekbones. cute lips. gets shy around lady reporters. is out of his mind. adorable buzzcut. i'm glad he stopped being a neo-nazi.
   

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   Max Holloway

   "Blessed"

   26-7-0

   cutie!! loves sweets. cute eyes. cute hair. cute everything. he's adorable.
   

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   Michael Bisping

   "The Count"

   30-9-0

   cute hair (that's fluffy when it's not gelled, fun fact). beautiful sparkly eyes. nice beard (in the year of our lord 2022). tall. sharp tongue. funny accent.
   

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    Michael Chandler

    "Iron"

    23-8-0

    short and compact. biggest butt in the lightweight division. cute laugh. is probably a psychopath in private. smirks like a fox. got that steroids bubble gut but he makes it look cool. gets jealous when someone else gets called handsome in his presence (its cute).
    

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    Georges St-Pierre

    "Rush"  |  26-2-0

    beautiful beautiful smile. so beautiful i had to say it twice. flawless eyes. nice skin. cute accent.
    

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    Chael Sonnen

    30-17-1

    i hate it but he's really hot. his eyes are super pretty. undisputed and undefeated. took wanderlei silva down in sandals.
    

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    Kevin Holland

    "Trailblazer"  |  25-11-0, 1 NC

    sweet eyes. funny smile. charming. tall. cute hair. cute glasses. adorable gaps in his teeth. sexy little eyebrows. phenomenal hairline. i want him to speak words into my ear for long periods of time.
    

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    Khabib Nurmagomedov

    "The Eagle"  |  29-0-0

    sexy mouth. piercing eyes. nice cheekbones. weirdly sweet voice.
    

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    Joel Alvarez

    "El Fenomeno"  |  20-3-0

    cute face. sweet smile. tall. spanish. nice legs. moustache is kind of sus but he makes it look good.
    

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    Kamaru Usman

    "Nigerian Nightmare"  |  20-4-0

    sweet-looking. i wish he wasn't so cringe on the mic.
    

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    Alexander Volkanovski

    "The Great"  |  26-4-0

    handsome!
    

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    Dan Hooker

    "The Hangman"  |  23-12-0

    cute.