UFC 243: Whittaker vs. Adesanya

Ugly women being elevated to the status of beauties simply because they are fighters is truly a strange phenomenon. It's a bit like when you're in highschool and a female substitute teacher under 40 arrives.

Everyone ( and by that I mean anyone male, who in their teen years would probably **** anything with heat in it) talks about how they'd like to tap her despite the fact that objectively, she's some dumpy, dour miserable thing that vaguely reminds you of the sad red-eyed woman wearing a brown knitted sweater, snorting into a tissue at a bus stop during the pre-cure part of a before-and-after lemsip commercial.

I never understood this, and still don't.

Megan Anderson isn't sexy. Valentina Schevchenko looks like someone's big toe roleplaying as Elmer Fudd in drag. Get some self-respect people, because if you think Holly Holm is sexy, you don't have any--and you're one step away from a tranny fetish.

Pro life tip: You're not going to increase the probability that you'll get laid by pretending that wildebeests float on half-shells. All this will do is land you in the lap of a wildebeest, and reduce your chances of attracting a genuinely attractive woman by an enormous magnitude. And there's two primary reasons for that; the female ego, and hypergamy. Thus is the explanation to why whenever you're dating a pretty girl, pretty girls are interested in you. You see, there's some...let's call it 'source code', getting about in the minds of women. It's very old, and it drives them to seek a mate who can provide for them. This is because as child-bearers, they naturally assume risks that men do not. It is their imperative to secure a mate who is likely to support them through pregnancy, protect them during it, and help support their progeny beyond. Your imperative dear sir is to disperse your genetic material as widely as possible. Simply put, you're coded to bang as many women as you can. Hence decrepit old 80 year old billionaires with 18 yo glamour model trophy wives--who no doubt are hoping they die before they become infertile.

If a woman sees you with a pretty woman...it's a good bet that you're a good bet, because the rule of hypergamy is to trade up, not down.


Men select women simply; on looks. That is, on the basis of their genetic value entirely. Women select men based on this criteria, and their ability to provide. It is thus the tendency of women to breed with a genetically superior partner, and upgrade that partner to a financially superior one after the birth of children. Child support payments and alimony have streamlined this process enormously. Consider that the rate of divorce is around 85%, and that most of these are initiated by women, and most after childbirth.....

Be careful, young studs. You are in a kind of holy war. Either your imperative wins, or hers wins. They are incompatible.



Women respond to indifference, and being made to understand that what they are bringing to the table is a depreciating asset--their sexual market value. It's ugly, but it's true. That's life.

* Edited at 09.30.2019, 6:16 PM ET *

Nadia Kassem   vs.   Ji Yeon Kim 


Conventional wisdom would say Kim, but I'm not so sure. She's fought stiffer competition and has a powerful right hand...but that's all she has going for her. I don't like Kassem; she is low-minded bogan lebo trash. At some point in her life she has assuredly dispensed a blowjob to a man named mahmoud in the back of a 90's holden commodore with a VB sticker on it featuring a secondhand spoiler from a different model car secured with tech screws. He stank of Moroccan spices and lynx Africa, wore Adidas tracksuit pants, and will never solve a Rubik's cube. They were on their way to fish from a pier. A fund day out for everyone!


I'll take Kim.


Megan Anderson   vs.   Zarah Fairn Dos Santos  



Pretty much a gimme fight for Anderson, which are probably the only kinds of fights she's going to win in the UFC, Dos Santos is one of the ****tiest UFC WMMA signings in recent memory, which is really saying something. She's essentially the largest turd in the kitty litter. She's a striker who plods around flat footed with low hands whilst having almost nothing to threaten her opponent with whatsoever. No power, no takedowns. She's a regional standard fighter at best... a skilless, button-eyed meth scrag who will not win this fight, and who will be KO'ed within one round. Megan will trot around the cage, pale as fish's belly and braying, piss-teethed, like the hideous entitled Jenny that she is, like achieving this means something. Can't ******* wait!




Khalid Taha   vs.   Bruno Silva 


This should be good. This should be violent. It's a  great fight that's hard to pick, and really it depends if Taha can land anything heavy. If he does he'll get the finish because he can ice anyone. That said Silva's power is joke either...he seemed to barely put anything into the shots he finished shlemenko with. I'm going to pick Taha here. I think he has the better moments, and is better from the top.