UFC Fight Night: Grasso vs. Araujo

The official Tapology discussion thread for the event!

Btw your mum didn't mind the money I stuffed in her koochie hole last time we met. She was grateful I made money on betting MMA

Grasso vs. Araujo
Alexa Grasso, DEC
Alexa Grasso has Father Time on her side and a 3 fight win streak.

Jackson vs. Rodriguez
Pete Rodriguez, TKO, R1
A tough fight to be sure...not betting this fight....but I think p-rod is well rounded fighter...

Dude, He's clearly taking the piss, No one putting $500 on a 7 leg parley unless their ******** with money,

Jackson vs. Rodriguez
Pete Rodriguez, TKO, R1
If Jackson wins I swear to god lmfao

Todorović vs. Wright
Duško Todorović, TKO, R1
One thing am not doing is betting on this fight because it's an absolute toss up. As long as it lasts it's gonna be carnage but I do believe Todorovic should be smart enough to be patient and get through the thunder storm of Wright

Assunção vs. Henry
Victor Henry, TKO, R3
Henry's volume and pressure will be way too much for Assuncao to handle. Henry should be able to drown Assuncao and eventually finish him near the end of the 3rd Round.

Vergara vs. Taira
Tatsuro Taira, SUB, R2
Taira's grappling should be a big difference here, he has a lot of submissions on his resume and I can see another one coming in this fight.

Jackson vs. Rodriguez
Pete Rodriguez, TKO, R1
The odds for this fight are about the same as the Dean Barry fight and we all know what happened there. Rodriguez should absolutely obliterate Jackson but I wouldn't be surprised if there was another upset somehow.

maybe he's Jeff Bezos? 

No I'm not Bezos. I started betting with a $500 bankroll mainly betting parlays. And initially it was luck more than anything where I made that into 2k playing short parlays. Since then I've expanded the size of my parlays and bets.

What these idiots and most cappers don't realise is that by playing only money lines over time you will at best break even or be up a few units. Whereas if you make decent parlays you can really make good money. If you parlay you don't need to worry about "Line movements" or "Value bets" you just pick who you think will win and parlay them.

Also what these guys don't realise is that if you hit one single parlay per year that's good you will make enough bank to bet for a decent amount of time. So even if a lot of your bets after that lose it doesn't matter.

If I hit that parlay (and it's a good chance I will) I will have made enough money to bet for the rest of the year. I've already made my profit this year, mainly from combining DWCS and UFC bets in parlays (I've stopped betting the Pathetic Fighters League and Jellator because they are trash). So anything I win from now on is extra. 

You can believe me or not. I don't really mind. I'm in it for the money and the fun so don't really care what losers like L'Andrew who bet with their mums night shift money think  😄

And tell me, looking at my parlay which leg is likely to lose? There is always a chance you lose but that's exactly the same with single bets or short parlays. There are no guarantees and you have to accept that. Still I will take my chances with that parlay though I might swap a leg for Taira who I think will win

Honestly can't believe that majority is going for todorovic over wright, really think wright by ko here 

Wright folds like paper when he gets hit while Dusko just has no striking defense, leaves his head high in the air, and can take a shot or two before his dumbass gets knocked out

Would still say though that Dusko has better fight IQ than Wright without a doubt. 

If Dusko gets it to the ground, the rest of the fight isn't lasting more than a minute tbh

Dusko is gonna grapple like he has in his last two and Wright is gonna be lost and get finished. Alaska fc bums cant grapple 

* Edited at 10.11.2022, 10:25 AM ET *

Wright is the perfect example of someone that built an MMA record without actually needing to really fight. He has UFC level talent, but if he fought anyone that actually was a fighter on the regional circuit, he would've got his ass beat

* Edited at 10.11.2022, 10:32 AM ET *

He also only fought two fights in Alaska FC against the same dude. Most of his fights are against bums in California and fought two average ass fighters in LFA

@Rah123 Your an ignorant idiot and a gambling degenerate... PFL is changing lives with their million dollar paydays and even if you make the final you have made a nice payday... Also Bellator had 2 million dollar tournaments setting the winners up for life, and they had many smaller prize tournaments back in the day handing out pay... Sorry for whatever happened to you that made you such a bumbling buffoon or maybe your just a stupid kid starting out in life

This could be the true Golden Age of MMA we are living through right now, if the economies go under I have a bad feeling MMA may dry up.... Enjoy it while it lasts

* Edited at 10.11.2022, 11:21 AM ET *

Anyone hating on this card your mums a hoe and it’s as simple as that 

Now let’s go make some ******* dolla 

Henry
Brito 
Taira 
Mana Martinez 

And I’d go Jonathan Martinez aswell as it’s a well known fact if someone goes down in weight so late in their career they don’t win so hammer that line boshhhhh