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02.19.2022 | 10:13 PM ET
Any and all artistic writing welcome and if it's related to MMA then even better!
"I wish you good luck but I don't want you to rely on luck"
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03.24.2022 | 11:03 PM ET
Haikus are like an
Orgy on a small pickup truck
Cramped and doesn’t contain
Miyamoto Musashi would be proud
* Edited at 03.24.2022, 11:03 PM ET *
"My teachings always come with a receipt because I am the profit."
03.24.2022 | 11:07 PM ET
My brother wrote this one
Stream of white fills my black trousers
Coco be my wife
I’m so sorry.
"My teachings always come with a receipt because I am the profit."
03.24.2022 | 11:08 PM ET
Dear God, what a tragic day to be literate!
"I wish you good luck but I don't want you to rely on luck"
03.24.2022 | 11:16 PM ET
I think I’m getting the hang of this
Beautiful days given by all
My parents left me
"My teachings always come with a receipt because I am the profit."
03.24.2022 | 11:20 PM ET
I broke every bone in me
I should not have ran
"I wish you good luck but I don't want you to rely on luck"
03.24.2022 | 11:27 PM ET
Just realized it’s seven not eight syllables goddamnit
Now he’s simply of the streets
******* bum ass hoe
"My teachings always come with a receipt because I am the profit."
03.25.2022 | 2:27 AM ET
@stephen
"Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once." - Julius Caesar.
03.25.2022 | 4:15 AM ET
@sabbath a haiku if you need help with haikus
One two three four five six seven
Oh it doesn’t work
"There's 3 things in life that excite me. A woman, of course. Dinosaurs, and the violence of the Octagon" - GSP
03.25.2022 | 10:11 AM ET
Ambush, anger born from words
Steel bars now embraced
* Edited at 03.25.2022, 10:12 AM ET *
"I'm not on your side. I'm not on his side. I'm on the side or being right. - Richard Harrison Sr"
03.25.2022 | 10:14 AM ET
"Flowers picked from stems"
"I'm not on your side. I'm not on his side. I'm on the side or being right. - Richard Harrison Sr"
03.25.2022 | 11:26 AM ET
Drinking My Whiskey On My Own
Drinking on my whiskey on my own
My wife left me and she took my home
Drinking my whiskey all alone
I might as well just get drunk and stoned
Drinking on my whiskey here alone
I might as well just jack it to **** on my phone
Drinking on my whiskey while alone
Actually, if I get an Asian brazzer I can find a home for my bone
Drink a whole bottle o' whiskey on my own alone
Im about to sail into waters I deem unknown
Staring at horizon, and coming on strong
Im sailing full swing while im drunk and stoned
* Edited at 03.25.2022, 12:21 PM ET *
"I am the greatest blonde man in the world. I am Tru Viking." - Alexander Gustaffsson / "The world must bow to my glory. I am a God amongst mortals. They must pay me tribute in wine and concubine for my deeds." - Jon Jones "
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- Moorlady
03.25.2022 | 12:20 PM ET
Hi, Cu
Grasp your pen; take up your knife.
Cage or page; it's life.
03.25.2022 | 11:21 PM ET
Good luck with the exams and coursework mate! I got my GCSE's and attempted A-Level's but well, the less said about those 2 years the better lol! I know you can go one better than I did mate!
Even if it does all go to ****, at least you'll always have a place to write poems about the mighty Roman Empire lol!
"I wish you good luck but I don't want you to rely on luck"
03.26.2022 | 8:46 AM ET
Dark Days
*****s selling meat while politicians peddle deceit
Kids born addicted to crack, most of them black
I try to be knowledgeable
So somehow someday I can fight back
Get rich or die trying
Theres no use in crying anymore
Tears and blood stain the sheets, the wicked cycles repeat
Its all going down the drain, I will try to abstain
But we are all going insane, the Illuminati has no shame
They play the long game, 500K population is the aim
But I refuse to end it all
I want to see it all play out
I know this party is going south of the border
There will be chaos, disorder, and abomination
This curse will playout in every nation
So hunker down, pray or just hope for good luck
This is a story foretold in zero holy books
* Edited at 03.26.2022, 9:07 AM ET *
"I am the greatest blonde man in the world. I am Tru Viking." - Alexander Gustaffsson / "The world must bow to my glory. I am a God amongst mortals. They must pay me tribute in wine and concubine for my deeds." - Jon Jones "
03.26.2022 | 10:26 PM ET
That was cool that you managed to use more than one rhyming scheme across the different stanza's, that caught my sleep deprived brain off guard lol! And it's a fairly accurate description of most political situations right now.
"I wish you good luck but I don't want you to rely on luck"
03.27.2022 | 7:15 AM ET
Merrily Into The Sunset
Oh you silly little ****, why do you jest
We all know in this town, that you are past your best
You had so much fun, so much pipe
Where do the years go
You can always say you dont regret
You were just going with the flow
Remember Stanley? You pushed him away
Didnt you say, he wasnt manly?
Now he found someone worthy, with beauty
Its kind of funny, remember when you were a cutie?
You had many chances in this town, all gone to ruin
Its a pity your ovaries will start to shrivel up soon
Luckily for thee we live in an age of OnlyFans
Where a mutton like thou still has a chance
Many incels and lost boys will take a glance
Merrily into the sunset you shall dance
A cautionary tale of lost romance
Living out your final years and days in Paris, France
* Edited at 03.27.2022, 9:11 AM ET *
"I am the greatest blonde man in the world. I am Tru Viking." - Alexander Gustaffsson / "The world must bow to my glory. I am a God amongst mortals. They must pay me tribute in wine and concubine for my deeds." - Jon Jones "
03.27.2022 | 9:35 AM ET
Love For Rent
The single mother makers
From the deadbeats to the world takers
Some guys just give women the shakers
At the end of the day women like love rough
Grab her by the *****, thats what he told us
I could never do that though, im too much of a nice guy
But while I lay here, I still dream of American pie
Theres plenty to go around, thats what they say
But they just want the top percent, all day
This is why there is a ***** for rent scheme, get paid
That girl I almost had a chance with, I wish that she stayed
I still hope to find love, anything would be enough
But these days, that goal is getting kind of tough
All I can do is work on my morals, try to stay buff
In a future life I bet there will be even better chances and stuff
* Edited at 03.27.2022, 9:54 AM ET *
"I am the greatest blonde man in the world. I am Tru Viking." - Alexander Gustaffsson / "The world must bow to my glory. I am a God amongst mortals. They must pay me tribute in wine and concubine for my deeds." - Jon Jones "
03.28.2022 | 5:14 PM ET
MaryJane
I have a sex addiction
With MaryJane
She comes into my life
And always leaves me again
She really mellows me out
Helps me feel kind of cozy
With MaryJane
The times are always rosy
She is a mistress to many
She is bountiful and plenty
When she gets into my head
It makes me feel like im 20
Its been many years together
Though we have taken breaks
I know shes busy with all the other guys
But she knows I've still got what it takes
* Edited at 03.28.2022, 7:13 PM ET *
"I am the greatest blonde man in the world. I am Tru Viking." - Alexander Gustaffsson / "The world must bow to my glory. I am a God amongst mortals. They must pay me tribute in wine and concubine for my deeds." - Jon Jones "
03.28.2022 | 9:24 PM ET
"I wish you good luck but I don't want you to rely on luck"
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- Moorlady
03.29.2022 | 5:39 AM ET