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“I’m xenophobic” - Oddsbot

“Live like a wind rammer as you ****” - AVGN

“Do not be afraid to fart while urinating…there is never rain without thunder.” - Matthew Wineman

“You talk a lot of **** for someone made of human flesh.” - Unknown

“Welcome to the aids circus you gay clown.” - El Cid

“If I had a plane I would crash it straight into you, and if I had one wish it would be to turn into you.” - Sam Hyde

“If laughter were a cure for cancer, this film would kill itself.” - Jay

“The only reason God doesn’t erase you from the face of the Earth is because you amuse him somehow” - Master Shake

“Flow like water, **** **** like ****.” - Twomad

“I lost my virginity to a vacuum cleaner” - Me

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Bout   Prediction   Points
Chase Hooper vs. Felipe Colares   wrong Colares      
Santiago Ponzinibbio vs. Michel Pereira   wrong Ponzinibbio   KO/TKO   Round 3    
Eryk Anders vs. Jun Yong Park   correct Park   Submission   Round 2     50
Chidi Njokuani vs. Duško Todorović   correct Njokuani   correct KO/TKO   correct Round 1     100
Joseph Holmes vs. Alen Amedovski   correct Holmes   correct Submission   Round 2     65
Holly Holm vs. Ketlen Vieira   wrong Holm   Decision    
Jonathan Martinez vs. Vince Morales   correct Martinez   correct Decision     75
Omar Morales vs. Uros Medic   wrong Morales   Decision    
Parker Porter vs. Jailton Almeida   correct Almeida   Decision     50
Jacky Jeanne vs. Hugo Guillon   wrong Guillon   KO/TKO   Round 1    
Mickael Marie Sardi vs. Baissangour Chamsoudinov   correct Chamsoudinov   KO/TKO   Round 2     50
Dariya Zheleznyakova vs. Liana Jojua   correct Zheleznyakova   correct Decision     75
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