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02.19.2022 | 10:13 PM ET
Any and all artistic writing welcome and if it's related to MMA then even better!
"I wish you good luck but I don't want you to rely on luck"
Responses
02.19.2022 | 10:16 PM ET
"I wish you good luck but I don't want you to rely on luck"
02.19.2022 | 10:16 PM ET
Mrs. McKickerChoke
The fight island in our hearts
She would mend, sew and make, and often bake
Delicious, juicy jam tarts
All the neighbours loved her, for she was so kind
And brought honour to her family name
The children adored her and their parents told them
To grow up to be like her, the same
She had a little boy, whom she called Fisty
A bright young fellow, you'll see
Like her, he was kind and full of soul
And well respected on Tapology
No one had a bad thing to say
About the lovely McKickerChokes
On their island, they were second to none
They were truly to island's top folks
"I wish you good luck but I don't want you to rely on luck"
02.19.2022 | 10:17 PM ET
Ballard of Baldric
Is he a rat?
He speaks his mind
And that is a fact
He is a writer in the true sense of the word
His use of similes and metaphors is truly astounding
But sometimes he goes a bit too far
And pisses off those around him
Sean Connery as the face of an Australian
A curious choice indeed
His breakdowns of the fights are brutal and honest
Which this forum frankly needs
Sometimes he will stand alone
The lone oak in a pine tree plantation
But those who dare to battle his wits
Often get roasted to eternal damnation
"I wish you good luck but I don't want you to rely on luck"
02.19.2022 | 10:50 PM ET
He we go, time for the thrill, for tonight its Walker vs Hill.. Both men with weapons to kill..
Just like that, rat tat tat tat tat.. Walkers out cold before he even hit the mat..
It happened so fast, Walker gets clipped. Hill emerges victorious…time for another bong rip!
"This is Prize-Fighting, IDGAF about your family or your problems - MassaBruce"
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- Baldric Eggling
02.19.2022 | 11:21 PM ET
02.20.2022 | 9:11 PM ET
That's actually pretty good! Short, concise and to the point lol!
"I wish you good luck but I don't want you to rely on luck"
02.20.2022 | 9:28 PM ET
A Very Cheesy Poem
Once upon the internet, there was a talking ball of cheese
He talked about MMA and all it's violent punches and knees
Don't let his cheesy demeanour fool you, he's actually very tough
And when it comes to calling fights, he certainly knows his stuff
What type of cheese he was, I truly cannot say
He could've been cheddar, parmesan or maybe even brie
Maybe one day, I should try a slice
One things for sure, it will certainly be nice
There's another thing about him which I feel that you should know
He's Tapology's resident expert on all thing concerning sumo
He knows his rikishi from his dohyos and even more than that
He managed to convince me there was more to the rikishi than just their excess fat
There'll never another ball of cheese like him, he truly is a great
Rumour even has it that he doesn't have an expiry date
This I can believe as he has not a single bit of mould
Joking around with him is a laugh, that will never get old
* Edited at 02.20.2022, 9:28 PM ET *
"I wish you good luck but I don't want you to rely on luck"
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- Baldric Eggling
02.20.2022 | 11:56 PM ET
A footless, iambic, low-rent rimas dissolutas in six parts. Hey, you get you pay for which in this case is nothing. Part I:
Oh Hygieia! Come burn to smoke
the streets where Miss McKickerchoke
hawks mussel green and winkle brown
to drunkards and the thirsty blokes
who pay in pennies on the pound
to part the buboe'd legs for fee
that wouldn't buy a dozen eggs
and groan their genes into her bowels
lament the service ought' be free
oh scorch and sear and scald them clean!
And set to torch the ways and lanes
and gutter-routes where she has been
and gobbled garbos in the rain--
it didn't wash the silvery sheen
like something towed by slug or snail--
Oh Hygieia, the slime! She's milking Johns
by pan and pail, their beans which blow
like brine from whales are swelling
into ponds! Bring Antiseptic fire to scour
the haunting reek where ruts the swine!
* Edited at 02.21.2022, 12:50 AM ET *
02.21.2022 | 1:38 PM ET
Back in the days
"Time is the enemy. "
02.21.2022 | 1:51 PM ET
Stupid ******* *****
You
Stupid
*******
*****!
Why you cheat on ME?
I would give you everything
But you don't OBEY
So now you must leave
* Edited at 02.21.2022, 4:11 PM ET *
"I am the greatest blonde man in the world. I am Tru Viking." - Alexander Gustaffsson / "The world must bow to my glory. I am a God amongst mortals. They must pay me tribute in wine and concubine for my deeds." - Jon Jones "
02.21.2022 | 3:18 PM ET
One I Wrote a Long Time Ago
"I'm not on your side. I'm not on his side. I'm on the side or being right. - Richard Harrison Sr"
02.21.2022 | 4:01 PM ET
* Edited at 02.21.2022, 4:03 PM ET *
"I am the greatest blonde man in the world. I am Tru Viking." - Alexander Gustaffsson / "The world must bow to my glory. I am a God amongst mortals. They must pay me tribute in wine and concubine for my deeds." - Jon Jones "
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- Baldric Eggling
02.21.2022 | 4:08 PM ET
02.21.2022 | 4:56 PM ET
"I am the greatest blonde man in the world. I am Tru Viking." - Alexander Gustaffsson / "The world must bow to my glory. I am a God amongst mortals. They must pay me tribute in wine and concubine for my deeds." - Jon Jones "
02.21.2022 | 6:40 PM ET
"you dont need religion to have morals. if you can't tell right from wrong you lack empathy and humanity, not religion."
02.21.2022 | 8:38 PM ET
That was a good relaxing read, it had a nice rhythm to it! Whoever downvoted that is a certified uncultured swine!
"I wish you good luck but I don't want you to rely on luck"
02.22.2022 | 12:23 AM ET
And thanks for starting this thread - and for sharing your work.
"I'm not on your side. I'm not on his side. I'm on the side or being right. - Richard Harrison Sr"
02.22.2022 | 9:27 AM ET
Feel free to use that as a tagline if you want @Gregory lol!
* Edited at 02.22.2022, 9:32 AM ET *
"I wish you good luck but I don't want you to rely on luck"
02.22.2022 | 3:18 PM ET
Back in the days
* Edited at 02.22.2022, 3:19 PM ET *
"Time is the enemy. "
