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UFC 293: Adesanya vs. Strickland
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- Saturday 09.09.2023 at 06:30 PM ET
- U.S. Broadcast: Pay Per View | Prelims: ESPN
- Promotion: Ultimate Fighting Championship
- Ownership: Endeavor
- Venue: Qudos Bank Arena
- Location: Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
- Enclosure: Octagon
- TV Announcers: Jon Anik, Laura Sanko, Daniel Cormier
- Ring Announcer: Bruce Buffer
- Post-Fight Interviews: Daniel Cormier
- Ticket Revenue (live gate): $6,860,000
- Attendance: 18,168
- MMA Bouts: 12
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| Bout | Info | |
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| Sean Strickland defeats Israel Adesanya via Decision, Unanimous | 5 Rounds, 25:00 Total Bout Page | |
| Alexander Volkov defeats Tai Tuivasa via Submission, Ezekiel Choke | 4:37 Round 2 of 3, 9:37 Total Bout Page | |
| Manel Kape defeats Felipe dos Santos via Decision, Unanimous | 3 Rounds, 15:00 Total Bout Page | |
| Justin Tafa defeats Austen Lane via KO/TKO, Left Hook to Ground Punches | 1:22 Round 1 of 3 Bout Page | |
| Tyson Pedro defeats Anton Turkalj via KO/TKO, Jab and Cross to Hammerfist | 2:12 Round 1 of 3 Bout Page | |
| Carlos Ulberg defeats Da Un Jung via Submission, Rear Naked Choke | 4:49 Round 3 of 3, 14:49 Total Bout Page | |
| Chepe Mariscal defeats Jack Jenkins via KO/TKO, Verbal Tapout From Arm Injury | 3:19 Round 2 of 3, 8:19 Total Bout Page | |
| Jamie Mullarkey defeats John Makdessi via Decision, Unanimous | 3 Rounds, 15:00 Total Bout Page | |
| Nasrat Haqparast defeats Landon Quiñones via Decision, Unanimous | 3 Rounds, 15:00 Total Bout Page | |
| Charles Radtke defeats Mike Mathetha via Decision, Unanimous | 3 Rounds, 15:00 Total Bout Page | |
| Gabriel Miranda defeats Shane Young via Submission, Rear Naked Choke | 0:59 Round 1 of 3 Bout Page | |
| Kevin Jousset defeats Kiefer Crosbie via Submission, Rear Naked Choke | 4:49 Round 1 of 3 Bout Page |
Responses Page 25
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- ScullyBully
09.08.2023 | 2:26 AM ET
Turkalj wins
Predictions: 0 of 2 Winners, 0 Perfect, 0 Points | Tied for 5632nd
I bet my ass
09.08.2023 | 2:29 AM ET
Vis
Predictions: 9 of 12 Winners, 4 Perfect, 615 Points | Tied for 898th
Might bet Tyson Pedro round 1 finish because I think Pedro should catch him early
"Quack quack quack"
09.08.2023 | 3:01 AM ET
Predictions: 7 of 12 Winners, 2 Perfect, 400 Points | Tied for 4428th
Nothing worse than UFC filler content.
09.08.2023 | 3:14 AM ET
Prediction Comments
Predictions: 8 of 12 Winners, 2 Perfect, 465 Points | Tied for 3575th
Tafa vs. Lane
Justin Tafa, TKO, R2
Lane has KO power but he also lost to Greg Hardy so idk
Pedro vs. Turkalj
Anton Turkalj, TKO, R2
funny nickname man
Ulberg vs. Jung
Carlos Ulberg, TKO, R2
Not a gimme by any means but Ulberg is on the way up
Jenkins vs. Mariscal
Chepe Mariscal, DEC
mma math isn't real but Trevor Peek is my boi, anyone who beats him is the genuine article
Justin Tafa, TKO, R2
Lane has KO power but he also lost to Greg Hardy so idk
Pedro vs. Turkalj
Anton Turkalj, TKO, R2
funny nickname man
Ulberg vs. Jung
Carlos Ulberg, TKO, R2
Not a gimme by any means but Ulberg is on the way up
Jenkins vs. Mariscal
Chepe Mariscal, DEC
mma math isn't real but Trevor Peek is my boi, anyone who beats him is the genuine article
09.08.2023 | 3:19 AM ET
Prediction Comments
Predictions: 9 of 12 Winners, 2 Perfect, 540 Points | Tied for 2180th
Kape vs. dos Santos
Manel Kape, TKO, R1
but I'll be happy if Dos Santos wins
Pedro vs. Turkalj
Anton Turkalj, DEC
If Bukauskas did it, Turklaj can do it, just need to survive 1st round
Mullarkey vs. Makdessi
Jamie Mullarkey, TKO, R1
Makdessi fights once a years, that's a factor
Young vs. Miranda
Shane Young, DEC
coin flip
Manel Kape, TKO, R1
but I'll be happy if Dos Santos wins
Pedro vs. Turkalj
Anton Turkalj, DEC
If Bukauskas did it, Turklaj can do it, just need to survive 1st round
Mullarkey vs. Makdessi
Jamie Mullarkey, TKO, R1
Makdessi fights once a years, that's a factor
Young vs. Miranda
Shane Young, DEC
coin flip
09.08.2023 | 3:20 AM ET
Prediction Comments
Predictions: 8 of 12 Winners, 3 Perfect, 515 Points | Tied for 2689th
Adesanya vs. Strickland
Israel Adesanya, DEC
It would be cool if Izzy was able to put away Strickland and really put on a stamp on it, but it would be a little too optimistic to expect this to be anything better than a glorified sparring match. Izzy by decision.
Tuivasa vs. Volkov
Alexander Volkov, TKO, R2
Not much to say about this one. Tai hits hard, is exciting, and pretty much lives and dies by the sword. If he can land some big shots and hurt Volkov, he'll likely win. If he can't finish Volkov early, it will probably be a long night for him. With that in mind, I'm gonna take the durable and experienced Russian to find a stoppage or decision win.
Kape vs. dos Santos
Manel Kape, TKO, R2
Trial by fire for Felipe Dos Santos. After his opponent missed weight on the Contender Series, he was brought in by the UFC to replace an injured Kai Kara France. He's 7-0, and seems like a solid flyweight prospect, but unfortunately, he's making his debut against the beast that is Manel Kape. Unless he can put on the performance of a life time, or land a miracle KO shot, Manel Kape will likely have his way with him. He's just better everywhere. I can see FDS finding a way to survive to the final bell, but I'm going to bank on Kape to stop him late in round 1/early in round 2.
Tafa vs. Lane
Justin Tafa, TKO, R1
Tafa has a way better chin, hits harder and is a better striker. It's heavyweight, so obviously, anything can happen, but the outcome is most likely Tafa by knockout.
Pedro vs. Turkalj
Anton Turkalj, DEC
Another example of "light heavyweight is stupid" rearing it's ugly head. Pedro was out for like 3-4 years due to an injury, only to make his return in 2022 with some wins over absolute garbage competition. Since then, he dropped his last fight against Modestas Bukauskas. Turkalj's recent UFC career hasn't looked much better, getting easily submitted by Jailton Almeida up at heavyweight, before getting pretty easily decisioned by Vitor Petrino down at 205. He's shown he's pretty durable and can hang in there on the ground. If it was 5-6 years ago, I'd pick Tyson Pedro every time, he's just a way better fighter... but, since coming back from his injury, it does seem like he's lost a step. He was able to beat absolute dog**** competition in his return, but he looked slow and hesitant against Modestas Bukauskas. Turkalj is a pretty bland fighter, but he's durable enough and athletic enough to either land a big shot or steal rounds. I'm gonna take the risk and say Anton wins by decision against a gun-shy Tyson Pedro.
Ulberg vs. Jung
Carlos Ulberg, TKO, R1
Don't really have much to say about this one. Ulberg should get a KO finish here, he's just technically way better on the feet and definitely more powerful, but light heavyweight is a stupid division where anything can happen. Da Un Jung could definitely land a big shot or, if he's smart, maybe he'll shoot for a takedown. However, it just makes more sense to go with the guy who hasn't gone to a draw against Sam Alvey.
Jenkins vs. Mariscal
Jack Jenkins, DEC
This is one of those fights where I have a pretty clear pick, but I'm anxious that it'll blow up in my face. Obviously, Jenkins is the big favorite based on his numerous advantages coming into this fight. Mariscal impressed in his UFC debut, outhustling the brute Trevor Peek to a pretty clear cut decision win. Jenkins has also found success, going 3-0 across the UFC/DWCS, the lone asterisk being a controversial decision win over Jamal Emmers. Mariscal has some really good wins but lacks the consistency, while Jenkins is very consistent but doesn't really have any wins that jump out off the paper. At the end of the day, I think these guys are pretty similar stylistically, but Jenkins is just a bit more methodical and smarter. While I don't see him earning a submission victory against a guy who was able to outlast Bryce Mitchell and Pat Sabatini on the ground, I think his low kicks and range strikes will make a big difference in this fight as it goes on.
Mullarkey vs. Makdessi
Jamie Mullarkey, DEC
John Makdessi has always been something of an underrated fighter at 155. Never good enough to really enter the ranks of the top 10-15, but the kind of tricky striker who can make it a tough night for pretty much anybody. However, at 38, it remains to be seen how competitive he can be at this level. He's 1-2 in his last 3, having fought a mere five times in the last five years. Compare that to Jamie, who has fought five times in just under two years, going 3-2 against more relevant competition. While Makdessi does figure to have the more technical striking, he's taking on a taller guy who's nearly 10 years his junior. Mullarkey is more well rounded, probably the better wrestler and definitely enters this fight as the bigger finishing threat. Outside of a picture-perfect performance, it's hard to envision a result that doesn't have Mullarkey winning either by stoppage or dominant decision.
Haqparast vs. Quiñones
Nasrat Haqparast, DEC
I gotta go with Nasrat, here. Quinones is dangerous and carries the finishing upside into this, but Haqparast has shown many times that he's capable of going the distance againt very good fighters, with his sole TKO loss being against Drew Dober. Unless Landon can land a big shot and finish Nasrat, it's hard for me to picture him being able to outpoint him. Nasrat Haqparast uses his boxing and range to win by UD.
Mathetha vs. Radtke
Charlie Radtke, SUB, R1
Blood Diamond will absolutely have a punchers chance here, but you can't bank on that with a guy like him. He's 35, winless in the UFC, and has shown pretty clearly that if you take him down, you can beat him. As long as Radtke avoids the stand up and can find the takedown, he'll likely end this via sub.
Young vs. Miranda
Shane Young, DEC
On paper, Shane Young has all of the tools to win this fight. He's more comfortable going the distance, the better kickboxer, and arguably more durable. Miranda's definitely an explosive finisher, but his only realistic shot to win is if he can catch Shane in a submission early on. He's got zero notable wins and his losses have largely come when he's gotten a step up in competition. I know his recent success has been limited, but Shane is way more proven at this level. Miranda has one TKO in 16 wins, going against a solid kickboxer who has only been knocked out once and never been subbed. Save for a flash sub, I think Young takes this by decision or TKO.
Jousset vs. Crosbie
Kevin Jousset, DEC
Pretty big size/reach advantage for Jousset. He's better at mixing grappling with striking, but he's a bit slow on the feet. Crosbie is more of a brawler, and has more big league experience, having fought for Bellator. I'm going to take Jousset, mostly because the favorite almost always wins the card opener.
Israel Adesanya, DEC
It would be cool if Izzy was able to put away Strickland and really put on a stamp on it, but it would be a little too optimistic to expect this to be anything better than a glorified sparring match. Izzy by decision.
Tuivasa vs. Volkov
Alexander Volkov, TKO, R2
Not much to say about this one. Tai hits hard, is exciting, and pretty much lives and dies by the sword. If he can land some big shots and hurt Volkov, he'll likely win. If he can't finish Volkov early, it will probably be a long night for him. With that in mind, I'm gonna take the durable and experienced Russian to find a stoppage or decision win.
Kape vs. dos Santos
Manel Kape, TKO, R2
Trial by fire for Felipe Dos Santos. After his opponent missed weight on the Contender Series, he was brought in by the UFC to replace an injured Kai Kara France. He's 7-0, and seems like a solid flyweight prospect, but unfortunately, he's making his debut against the beast that is Manel Kape. Unless he can put on the performance of a life time, or land a miracle KO shot, Manel Kape will likely have his way with him. He's just better everywhere. I can see FDS finding a way to survive to the final bell, but I'm going to bank on Kape to stop him late in round 1/early in round 2.
Tafa vs. Lane
Justin Tafa, TKO, R1
Tafa has a way better chin, hits harder and is a better striker. It's heavyweight, so obviously, anything can happen, but the outcome is most likely Tafa by knockout.
Pedro vs. Turkalj
Anton Turkalj, DEC
Another example of "light heavyweight is stupid" rearing it's ugly head. Pedro was out for like 3-4 years due to an injury, only to make his return in 2022 with some wins over absolute garbage competition. Since then, he dropped his last fight against Modestas Bukauskas. Turkalj's recent UFC career hasn't looked much better, getting easily submitted by Jailton Almeida up at heavyweight, before getting pretty easily decisioned by Vitor Petrino down at 205. He's shown he's pretty durable and can hang in there on the ground. If it was 5-6 years ago, I'd pick Tyson Pedro every time, he's just a way better fighter... but, since coming back from his injury, it does seem like he's lost a step. He was able to beat absolute dog**** competition in his return, but he looked slow and hesitant against Modestas Bukauskas. Turkalj is a pretty bland fighter, but he's durable enough and athletic enough to either land a big shot or steal rounds. I'm gonna take the risk and say Anton wins by decision against a gun-shy Tyson Pedro.
Ulberg vs. Jung
Carlos Ulberg, TKO, R1
Don't really have much to say about this one. Ulberg should get a KO finish here, he's just technically way better on the feet and definitely more powerful, but light heavyweight is a stupid division where anything can happen. Da Un Jung could definitely land a big shot or, if he's smart, maybe he'll shoot for a takedown. However, it just makes more sense to go with the guy who hasn't gone to a draw against Sam Alvey.
Jenkins vs. Mariscal
Jack Jenkins, DEC
This is one of those fights where I have a pretty clear pick, but I'm anxious that it'll blow up in my face. Obviously, Jenkins is the big favorite based on his numerous advantages coming into this fight. Mariscal impressed in his UFC debut, outhustling the brute Trevor Peek to a pretty clear cut decision win. Jenkins has also found success, going 3-0 across the UFC/DWCS, the lone asterisk being a controversial decision win over Jamal Emmers. Mariscal has some really good wins but lacks the consistency, while Jenkins is very consistent but doesn't really have any wins that jump out off the paper. At the end of the day, I think these guys are pretty similar stylistically, but Jenkins is just a bit more methodical and smarter. While I don't see him earning a submission victory against a guy who was able to outlast Bryce Mitchell and Pat Sabatini on the ground, I think his low kicks and range strikes will make a big difference in this fight as it goes on.
Mullarkey vs. Makdessi
Jamie Mullarkey, DEC
John Makdessi has always been something of an underrated fighter at 155. Never good enough to really enter the ranks of the top 10-15, but the kind of tricky striker who can make it a tough night for pretty much anybody. However, at 38, it remains to be seen how competitive he can be at this level. He's 1-2 in his last 3, having fought a mere five times in the last five years. Compare that to Jamie, who has fought five times in just under two years, going 3-2 against more relevant competition. While Makdessi does figure to have the more technical striking, he's taking on a taller guy who's nearly 10 years his junior. Mullarkey is more well rounded, probably the better wrestler and definitely enters this fight as the bigger finishing threat. Outside of a picture-perfect performance, it's hard to envision a result that doesn't have Mullarkey winning either by stoppage or dominant decision.
Haqparast vs. Quiñones
Nasrat Haqparast, DEC
I gotta go with Nasrat, here. Quinones is dangerous and carries the finishing upside into this, but Haqparast has shown many times that he's capable of going the distance againt very good fighters, with his sole TKO loss being against Drew Dober. Unless Landon can land a big shot and finish Nasrat, it's hard for me to picture him being able to outpoint him. Nasrat Haqparast uses his boxing and range to win by UD.
Mathetha vs. Radtke
Charlie Radtke, SUB, R1
Blood Diamond will absolutely have a punchers chance here, but you can't bank on that with a guy like him. He's 35, winless in the UFC, and has shown pretty clearly that if you take him down, you can beat him. As long as Radtke avoids the stand up and can find the takedown, he'll likely end this via sub.
Young vs. Miranda
Shane Young, DEC
On paper, Shane Young has all of the tools to win this fight. He's more comfortable going the distance, the better kickboxer, and arguably more durable. Miranda's definitely an explosive finisher, but his only realistic shot to win is if he can catch Shane in a submission early on. He's got zero notable wins and his losses have largely come when he's gotten a step up in competition. I know his recent success has been limited, but Shane is way more proven at this level. Miranda has one TKO in 16 wins, going against a solid kickboxer who has only been knocked out once and never been subbed. Save for a flash sub, I think Young takes this by decision or TKO.
Jousset vs. Crosbie
Kevin Jousset, DEC
Pretty big size/reach advantage for Jousset. He's better at mixing grappling with striking, but he's a bit slow on the feet. Crosbie is more of a brawler, and has more big league experience, having fought for Bellator. I'm going to take Jousset, mostly because the favorite almost always wins the card opener.
* Edited at 09.08.2023, 8:36 AM ET *
"We are all one"
09.08.2023 | 3:24 AM ET
Predictions: 9 of 12 Winners, 2 Perfect, 540 Points | Tied for 2180th
I have a weird feeling Adesanya has a fun plan... he is preparing some ''movements'' after KO lol
09.08.2023 | 3:39 AM ET
Predictions: 8 of 12 Winners, 2 Perfect, 505 Points | Tied for 2882nd
Adesanya gonna hit him doggy style after he KOs him
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09.08.2023 | 5:36 AM ET
Lisac
Predictions: 9 of 12 Winners, 4 Perfect, 615 Points | Tied for 898th
Hoping for the dog sake that no animals are aloud in the arena, no one want to see that
"Quack quack quack"
09.08.2023 | 6:04 AM ET
Predictions: 5 of 12 Winners, 1 Perfect, 315 Points | Tied for 5028th
MMA Guru the fat **** really milking his 15 minutes of fame trying to prove a case that Adesanya likes zoophilia by overreacting and taking everything out of context.
I ******* hate when useless people like this get a platform to open their mouths.
I ******* hate when useless people like this get a platform to open their mouths.
"I've lost 7000€ on Jared Cannonier."
09.08.2023 | 7:10 AM ET
Axafin
Predictions: 10 of 12 Winners, 5 Perfect, 715 Points | Tied for 49th with 15 others
there's no context that justifies touching your dog you absolute weirdo
09.08.2023 | 7:18 AM ET
Predictions: 5 of 9 Winners, 3 Perfect, 350 Points | Tied for 4898th
"It's never too late to develop your critical thinking capacities"
09.08.2023 | 7:22 AM ET
AxaFin
You have to admit bro, us all being regulars on Tapology we are used to seeing weirdos every day. Tarta *cough* ra ... cough.. cough... Prison *cough* Mike... cough cough .. Mez *cough* zor .. sneeze 🤕.. sorry I have a cold
But Izzy is a next level freak. He is obviously deeply insecure and tries too hard to impress with absolute cringe and weirdness.. and then wonders why not many people like him..
Say what you want about him, Strickland is amusing
But Izzy is a next level freak. He is obviously deeply insecure and tries too hard to impress with absolute cringe and weirdness.. and then wonders why not many people like him..
Say what you want about him, Strickland is amusing
* Edited at 09.08.2023, 7:24 AM ET *
"Positivity is a positive"
09.08.2023 | 7:27 AM ET
Rah123
Predictions: 10 of 12 Winners, 5 Perfect, 700 Points | Tied for 85th
I completely agree with you, its a pity to see Izzy in a place where he can use his platform to promote degeneracy to an impressionable audience, I hope Strickland lands the lucky 1-2.
"Better to burn out than to fade away"
09.08.2023 | 7:30 AM ET
Predictions: 8 of 12 Winners, 2 Perfect, 495 Points | Tied for 3121st
I pray that Strickland wins, dude Is at least amusing and Isn't as insufferable as Adesanya.
Also Turkalj VS Pedro might be one of the lowest level fights we have seen on a PPV Maincard since the 90's, disgusting that they keep putting Pedro up there, he Is literally garbage
Also Turkalj VS Pedro might be one of the lowest level fights we have seen on a PPV Maincard since the 90's, disgusting that they keep putting Pedro up there, he Is literally garbage
"Shut Up"-Weili Zhang
2023.09.08
7:39 AM ET
weigh-in result
Kevin Jousset: 170.5 lbs (77.3 kgs)
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weigh-in result
Kiefer Crosbie: 170.9 lbs (77.5 kgs)
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Shane Young: 149.8 lbs (67.9 kgs)
2023.09.08
7:40 AM ET
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Gabriel Miranda: 145.0 lbs (65.7 kgs)
2023.09.08
7:40 AM ET
weigh-in result
Mike Mathetha: 170.3 lbs (77.2 kgs)
2023.09.08
7:40 AM ET
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Charles Radtke: 170.3 lbs (77.2 kgs)
2023.09.08
7:41 AM ET
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Nasrat Haqparast: 155.9 lbs (70.7 kgs)
2023.09.08
7:41 AM ET
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Landon Quiñones: 155.8 lbs (70.6 kgs)
2023.09.08
7:42 AM ET
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Jamie Mullarkey: 155.4 lbs (70.5 kgs)
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7:42 AM ET
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John Makdessi: 155.1 lbs (70.4 kgs)
2023.09.08
7:42 AM ET
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Jack Jenkins: 145.9 lbs (66.2 kgs)
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Chepe Mariscal: 145.9 lbs (66.2 kgs)
2023.09.08
7:42 AM ET
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Carlos Ulberg: 204.7 lbs (92.9 kgs)
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Da Un Jung: 205.3 lbs (93.1 kgs)
2023.09.08
7:43 AM ET
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Tyson Pedro: 205.5 lbs (93.2 kgs)
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Anton Turkalj: 205.4 lbs (93.1 kgs)
2023.09.08
7:43 AM ET
weigh-in result
Justin Tafa: 265.2 lbs (120.3 kgs)
2023.09.08
7:43 AM ET
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Austen Lane: 242.3 lbs (109.9 kgs)
2023.09.08
7:43 AM ET
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Manel Kape: 126.0 lbs (57.2 kgs)
2023.09.08
7:43 AM ET
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Felipe dos Santos: 125.4 lbs (56.9 kgs)
2023.09.08
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Tai Tuivasa: 265.6 lbs (120.5 kgs)
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Alexander Volkov: 263.0 lbs (119.3 kgs)
2023.09.08
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Israel Adesanya: 184.8 lbs (83.8 kgs)
2023.09.08
7:44 AM ET
weigh-in result
Sean Strickland: 184.9 lbs (83.9 kgs)
09.08.2023 | 7:44 AM ET
Predictions: 5 of 9 Winners, 3 Perfect, 350 Points | Tied for 4898th
* Edited at 09.08.2023, 7:46 AM ET *
"It's never too late to develop your critical thinking capacities"
09.08.2023 | 7:51 AM ET
Predictions: 8 of 12 Winners, 2 Perfect, 490 Points | Tied for 3175th
Pleasure man 🔐
"“Unfortunately you can’t talk like that on FOX” - Joe Rogan"
09.08.2023 | 7:52 AM ET
Prediction Comments
Predictions: 5 of 9 Winners, 3 Perfect, 350 Points | Tied for 4898th
Mathetha vs. Radtke
Mike Mathetha, TKO, R2
Interesting to watch what chin and cardio Chuck Buffalo has
Young vs. Miranda
Gabriel Miranda, SUB, R1
Shane looked awful on the scale
Mike Mathetha, TKO, R2
Interesting to watch what chin and cardio Chuck Buffalo has
Young vs. Miranda
Gabriel Miranda, SUB, R1
Shane looked awful on the scale
"It's never too late to develop your critical thinking capacities"