Cassadina

"That's an accident. And I do feel bad about that. And if I could... somehow set that straight on your show, let me. But you have to understand. If I say something in a very private manner that isn’t intended for a certain audience, come on, you can’t hold that against me. I picked my medium very carefully when I talked about Brazil.

I went to the Internet.

And if I had the foggiest idea that they had computers in Brazil, I wouldn't have done that.

I was in Las Vegas when the Nogueira brothers first touched down in America. There was a bus, this is a true story. There was a bus that pulled up to a red light, and Little Nog tried to feed it a carrot, while Big Nog was petting it. He thought it was a horse. This really happened. He tried to feed a bus a carrot, and now you're telling me this country has computers? I didn't know that!" -Chael Sonnen