UFC Fight Night: Strickland vs. Imavov

The official Tapology discussion thread for the event!

What happened? 

I truly apologise to everyone on the forum. I had no choice. But thank you for all your support. Yes even you Duck you clown.

@Gregory, thank you for the cover story. It worked! It was a stroke of genius.

I know there have been rumours floating around that I had been banned, it was a necessary deception. The stakes were too high and I needed a fool proof cover story. Why? They were watching us. Me, Bananas, Andrew, Ayy, Piggy and a few others. There were eyes everywhere. And snitches everywhere. PrisonMike/Tartara and BrandonK are my main suspects.

Let me explain.... one word. 

Assassins.

The bookies of course. They could not keep taking the losses. They hired the best. And the snitches on here were informing them of our movement. I had to go undercover and Bananas and Andrew carried on with the cover. They were targeted for termination so I had to get to them first.

It wasn't pleasant but it's done. Luckily I am a grandmaster in 5 martial arts including a 7th black hole belt in Cardio Kickboxing,  Red belt in Bulshido and 100th degree Coral belt in Godzillian Jiu-jitsu. The bodies were too many to count. I had to kill 3 of them in a bar, with a pencil.

And now, times of good fortune, wealth and plenty can reign. For everyone but the bookies. Bananas, Andrew and I guarantee it.

The new year will truly bring a new era of wealth to everyone. It's good to be back with the people I love. Even the sewer rats of Tapology. 

I apologise to Gregory for the loss of sponsors and income for the site while I was away. But Bananas and Andrew would have ensured the cash keeps flowing in. And it's only up from now

If nothing else, you are one funny guy, a troll maybe, but a funny troll

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Prison Mike's motto
smash crazy women
they sing vibrato
swish back to back threes
one handed, eyes closed
since we all enjoy honesty
Izzy is more Chinese than black
Marty is more American than african
cut me some slack jack
my nuances whats happenin!

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WU
TANG!
WU
TANG!


episode 1870

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Quiet you snitch! 🐀

if memes are snitching
what does that make them
Mike simply having fun
chatting MMA with friends
same 'ol Meek
i mean same 'ol Mike
out here popping wheelies
on our GoodWill bikes

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Is David onama gonna get a replacement fight on this card? Also why did Geoff Neal pull out?

I don’t think I’ve ever seen this prison Mike post anything useful just posting daft pointless poems like bro you are probably fully grown man grow up you little fart 

Shara bullet is gonna run through 185

Wu-tang clan are legends. 
Just like Godzillian Jiu-jitsu, I really wanna see that ****👍👍👍👍

Can’t wait see him make his debut he is one scary ************

Rębecki vs. Fiore
Mateusz Rębecki, SUB, R2
Good luck 👍 fiore

**** google translator, I will said for you my thoughts what living in my mind right now. Governments are separate us. Be kind for all people of the world. **** races, **** religions, **** countries. We're all one. There are bad and good people everywhere but people who really used their brains are not so many. Don't be a muppet, use you skills for making good another day for others. Stop eating each other and someday we built good society. Think about it. God bless you all and have a nice 2023 year. Hug you all, cheers

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well ******* said bro, that post was better than anything prisonmike has posted in his entire life

I don't know what is more scary, his right hand, his ****** up eye or his ginger beard. The man is also a true psychopath, and not in a good way like Khamzat. This guy is truly scary. This must be how the bookies feel about us.... Baba Yaga.

Also heard he is signed to Ali, so expect a series of cans for debut

I use Google translator for PrisonMikes posts too

Who is yall eying up for this first ufc card back there is a couple people I’m liking up to now if they don’t get cancelled 

Javid basharat
Rebecki 
Nascimento 
& obviously nurmagomedov