UFC Fight Night: Kattar vs. Emmett

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Conor Mcgregor ****?
Really what are your talking about here?

You live in a apartment, paying monthly rent.
What nonsense are you talking about?

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Jasmine Jasudavicius   vs.   Natália Silva 


This is going to be a fairly typical low-level WMMA fight between two low-talent, arm-punching diversity hires who have no business competing in UFC, are a pointed insult to the company's consumer base, and whose general degree of quality is roughly equivalent to the goods you'd find on a three-legged plastic table beneath a sign hand-scrawled on the back-quarter of a faded box of captain crunch circa 2008 that reads: Things u c hear 1$ at a yard sale.


There will be no finish here, Ladies and gentlemen, apart from Fisty's, who as usual will be both watching and tupping the remaining stuffing out of a plush Funko Pop doll rendered so crispy by successive violations that, should it ever be dropped, it would shatter like a pane of ice.


I did some tape study on Silva. I doubt she could break a sandwich out of cling film. Jasudavicius' power is similarly abysmal and they both fight like I imagine they train; that is, like they are competing against a bag housed in a rusty shed in some underdeveloped corner of the globe where dinner is generally some moths and whatever hapless variety of crow or gull can be brought down with a rock.


I suppose Silva is the bigger sub threat, but I'm not sure that matters here because I don't see her getting Jasmine to the mat given how comparatively undersized she is.Even if she does, a sub is unlikely due to how profoundly greasy Jasudavicius truly is. A very oily girl. Slick as a pickerel before she even enters the cage. If she does spend any amount of time on her back at all, you'll probably be able to see right through the octagon canvas and through the foundations of the building.I have it on good authority, in fact, that after leaning against the performance centre eating a bagel, when she walked off a starling flew into the wall where she had been and broke its neck. I'm surprised the US government hasn't sent troops into her armpit.


Jasudavicius, dec.

* Edited at 06.16.2022, 12:09 AM ET *

MMAforturneteller bragging about 2 picks is lame, no one care about 2 picks, it doesn’t mean anything 


Didn’t everyone pick Chidi???? Can’t really brag about that one, Chidi hit hard and Dusco is chinny 

And I also pick Manashate because Garcia got dropped 2-3 time agaist Otiveros, and I thought they were setting him up to lose in Asia, agaist an Chinese prospect, but I’ll be lying if it was the most inform pick as I didn’t know much about Manashate

* Edited at 06.16.2022, 12:11 AM ET *

Now Now Duck. Everyone watching Maheshates meh contender series fight, the only footage available on him, KNEW he was going to win and the only people picking Chidi did so because the fortune teller tipped them of.
Don't be salty.

Jasudavicius vs. Silva
Jasmine Jasudavicius, DEC
Bleh... this fight should be below a couple others. Jasmines stand up ain't great but I haven't seen much from Silvas tape other then she's a good submission artist.. she's fought nobodies though and I can't give this one to here.

Yanez vs. Kelley
Adrian Yanez, TKO, R3
A lot of people on here don't seem to realize how tough Tony is.. usually has a pretty solid chin and will put up a dog fight. I think its tied up going into the third round and Yanez catches Tony slippin', using his Cardio,, but I do think this fight will be closer then on paper.

@AC0293 I think you should return that child back to her parents TBH.

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Marquez vs. Rodrigues
Gregory Rodrigues, DEC
Rodrigues' chin really does concern me, but I don't think Marques will be able to crack it without being cracked a few times himself. Marquez has a granite chin though; Rodrigues should be able to out-damage him to win the decision.

* Edited at 06.16.2022, 9:53 AM ET *

Buckley vs. Duraev
Joaquin Buckley, DEC
Buckley easy best dog pick of the card I have no clue how he is currently +190

Explain more. How do you see it going?

If the pattern in Buckleys record is to repeat hes due for a loss here, after 2 wins he loses then cranks off two wins then loses lol that being said I got Buckley but it’s going to be down to who has the better fight iq that night.

That fortune teller dude is only 56% anyways why give af about his input lol and white belt at that