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This thread will function as a kind of omnium gatherum for the melange of dissenting observations and opinions I have about MMA, MMA bouts and fighters, things I find humorous, and essentially any other thing. Why? Because sewage warrants proper curation as much as anything else. Arguably more.

Toshers and specklebellies welcome. No mutton-shunters, namby-pambys or needy-mizzlers. Pull up a stool and smother the parrot.

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Americans make everything about race, from what Ive observated

I'm from 99.9% white country and I never ever had thought that someone is worse or better because of their colour, only thing I see is that africans tend to have better genes for sports and Asians are shorter

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I actually see some divisions here in MMA dominated by Dagestani and Africans. Had this theory for a year now. 

There will be 5 regions I see dominating, Russia, Brazil, USA, Nigeria/neighbours and Europe (balcans, UK and Poland) 

kinda curious about whether we'll get to see more Chinese fighters being on top in a few years 

I want off.

In before Orcas are racist.

*Sigh* Time to cancel orcas.

Killer whales are already cancelled. You ain't never seen Blackfish movie ,😅

@Xconchris

Yeah, I saw that documentary but that more cancels SeaWorld than killer whales. If you force killer whales into undersized tanks and force them to perform tricks then it's inevitable that they're going to lose their ****.

It's always been very obvious to me that Orcas shouldn't be kept in captivity. It's completely ridiculous and obviously cruel and unnatural.

Remember Tilikum? That ****** weighed like 12000LBS and notched up three confirmed kills at SeaWorld. He wasn't a problem. He was a ******* hero. He was the Spartacus of Porpoises. Keeping highly intelligent apex predators in bathtubs to perform circus tricks is one of the more ******** things people do.

Every time I've seen footage of it, I've been rooting for the whale to ignore the dangling mackerel held by the trainer and instead bite them in half, clap its fins together in feigned adorability, fling the bottom half of the torso into the bleachers and launch itself clear out of the pool and into the crowd, rolling like a giant pastry pin of blubber and teeth and death over the rows of screeching Momzies and their idiot dumb-faced slush-puppy-waving crotch- fruit, leaving only a wake of quivering tartare and gazpacho, tail-swatting the panicked staff who have rushed in with stun batons into the walls with a sound like dropped lemon meringue Pie--and here they slide down slowly like mayflies who have met windshields on a highway as the beast, in one final act of berserk  rampant martyrdom hurls itself into a nearby generator causing a massive electrical short, resulting in an explosive inferno which consumes the entire complex in a mushroom cloud of fiery justice.

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Fish in general are easily the most mistreated pets of all time. Its sad tbh.

@Cheese they're mammals. They're more closely related to human beings than fish.

My bad. What I'm saying applies to basically every aquatic pet. Not that your average human has a Whale for a pet.

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Lol good meme. Kinda reminds me of all the kids after Nemo came out who thought they were "saving" their fish when they flushed them.