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Baldric Eggling
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11.01.2021 | 6:35 PM ET

This thread will function as a kind of omnium gatherum for the melange of dissenting observations and opinions I have about MMA, MMA bouts and fighters, things I find humorous, and essentially any other thing. Why? Because sewage warrants proper curation as much as anything else. Arguably more.

Toshers and specklebellies welcome. No mutton-shunters, namby-pambys or needy-mizzlers. Pull up a stool and smother the parrot.

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Stephen Terry
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01.06.2022 | 10:32 PM ET

This might be a controversial opinion but I see absolutely noting wrong with ******* your cousin. It's perfectly legal to do so here in the UK and cousins can also get married here as well so I've always thought of it as just a bit odd but nothing more, certainly not the heinous incestuous scandal that some people make it out to be. I would say that's the limit though, as any relationship like that with any closer related relative would just be creepy. 

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01.06.2022 | 10:36 PM ET

I think hallucinogenics are the true religion, you can meet "God" or at least see or interact with the universal life force source presence when you take psilocybin (liberty cap mushrooms) or others like peyote, ayahuasca.... Theres a book im about to read "The Immorality Key" it explains the origins of modern religions and how hallucinogenics played a key role in their creation

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Sabbath
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01.06.2022 | 10:41 PM ET

WastelandWanderer

That’s an intuitive and interesting prospect of humanity, which is why it’s highly unlikely. Sorry, I’m a veteran misanthrope, the only interesting theory I could realistically conjure as to how we were made, is God himself, waking up from the world’s cruelest hangover, woke up one day half-naked in his living room, and was greeted by a half-finished fleshy mannequin of what would later serve as a prototype of a human being, looked at it, scratched his head and went “Well…I guess I could run with this.”

And then he rested on the seventh day.
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01.06.2022 | 10:49 PM ET

Well knowledge is power and after alot of research and personal thought I think aliens played and maybe still play a big role in humanity's path... Maybe not as much as before.... The thing I wonder, is can some of these aliens or beings travel between the physical 3D realms and the spiritual realms or what we would perceive 4D 5D 6D etc.... maybe "heaven" is 12D not sure

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WastelandWanderer
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01.06.2022 | 10:52 PM ET

Heres that book




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Sabbath
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01.06.2022 | 10:53 PM ET

WastelandWanderer

Hmm…I’ll be honest, if they were screening a marvel movie in 12D, I might actually see it for once. Good idea
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01.06.2022 | 10:56 PM ET

Just don't marry your 1st cousin, the rest are fair game. Higher chance of birth defects.

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01.06.2022 | 10:59 PM ET

Xconchris

To quote my great grandma (god rest her soul): “Incest is Win-cest”

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WastelandWanderer
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01.06.2022 | 10:59 PM ET

How we experience life and the world around us is in 3D, I think many insects experience life in 2D, creatures when you look under a microscope like those tiny little worm like creatures are in 1D, so I wonder what 4D, 7D or 10D reality or life experience would be like... In my opinion hallucinogenics can take you out of the 3D for a while or least thats my experience

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Xconchris
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01.06.2022 | 11:01 PM ET

@Wasted Ive started to believe almost all religions are just "cargo cults" based on people from other parts of the universe.






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Baldric Eggling
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01.06.2022 | 11:16 PM ET

@Stephen it's not legal to bang your first cousin though, right?
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01.06.2022 | 11:22 PM ET

Baldric_Eggling

Down here in the beautiful white trash trenches of North Carolina, it is. It’s also legal to bang 16 year olds up here. I suggest Chris consider moving out of state? 
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01.06.2022 | 11:26 PM ET

Whoa thats crazy.... Well alot of people have been killed and sadly probably will be over mainstream religions, I think at least a religion based on good morals and consuming hallucinogenics ( not too often but in the right setting with friends) , liberty cap mushrooms ideally, would bring alot of peace and unity, maybe you'll still have the psychos but hopefully not... And the psilocybin can help their psychotic ways for sure

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Baldric Eggling
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01.06.2022 | 11:27 PM ET

It should be legal to bang 16 yo's if both are consenting parties and the age gap isn't ridiculous, which is why Romeo and Juliet laws are important.

But first-cousin-banging is a recipe for disaster. Not the act itself. I don't really have any issue with that. But anyone engaging in that definitely shouldn't be legally able to breed.
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01.06.2022 | 11:56 PM ET

Baldric_Eggling

Yeeeah, I gotta disagree. Problem with having that specific law is that everyone that I’ve personally met or seen in a relationship like that, the age gap was always ridiculous. One girl in particular, I saw pictures of her Instagram wearing all kinds of expensive looking jewelry her new boyfriend got her. The boyfriend was 59. She had just turned 17. You give creeps an inch, they take the whole ******* football field, so I say, give ‘em none.

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Baldric Eggling
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01.07.2022 | 12:11 AM ET

Well yeah obviously that is completely demented. But there does need to be some statutory provisions protecting people from prosecution in the event of consentual albeit illegal sex between an adult and a minor (eg between a 16 YO and a 19 YO). I'm pretty sure Romeo and Juliet laws have a statutory cap of a five year age difference in some US states. I don't think that's the be all and end all of it though and someone who caught  a case that fell within the parameters of those laws could probably still be charged with statutory ****.

A 19 YO who bangs a 16 YO just isn't the same deal as a 25 year old who bangs a 9 year old and absolutely should not face the same criminal charges.

* Edited at 01.07.2022, 12:15 AM ET *

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01.07.2022 | 2:46 AM ET

Baldric_Eggling

I agree those rules should be in place…anywhere else. In NC, it doesn’t matter to the public if you’re 19 or 119, you’re considered a pedo no matter the context. You ever want a first hand tour of how ******** America can REALLY get? Come over to the republican orgy boondock I live in. 
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01.07.2022 | 7:00 AM ET

that sign named the pope as going to hell, if the pope goes to hell then technically all catholics would have to follow, right?

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01.07.2022 | 9:02 AM ET

You could be Woody Allen and get married to your adopted daughter . This blew my mind when I first heard of this


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01.07.2022 | 9:11 AM ET

I use to study criminal law and saw some messed up things happen in Delaware. 12-15 year olds have 4 years of consent up to 18. But 11 and younger has no consent. So a 12 year old had sex with a 11 year old and boom 12 year old is charged with ****. That was definitely that most odd I've seen in that category.

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