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This thread will function as a kind of omnium gatherum for the melange of dissenting observations and opinions I have about MMA, MMA bouts and fighters, things I find humorous, and essentially any other thing. Why? Because sewage warrants proper curation as much as anything else. Arguably more.

Toshers and specklebellies welcome. No mutton-shunters, namby-pambys or needy-mizzlers. Pull up a stool and smother the parrot.

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adrndc11 I never understood snapchat, why not just message in text like a normal human being and read older messages. I hate forgetting about convos on that app. Deleted it 2 years ago and it was the best decision ever. Instagram I browse for MMA memes.

Idk if you heard but Russia gathered about 90k of military next to the border in like December or something. They can for sure give a go for some land in Lithuania or something, in a few years idk

lmao I was in the army 2019 and we got told all the time about Crimea and about how that could effect us in Finland. I would go fight there but the pay is worse than being a literal toilet cleaner over here so it's not worth it. also you would get into a watchlist after going to help ukrainians.

when you live in a corporate oligarchy like the united states has become its all about the money, we will sell anything to anyone. china and russia own so much american debt they could pretty much sink us any time they want.  china owns a lot of real estate also, i dont know about russia. have you noticed how china and russia both are challenging america like never before. just look at  taiwan and ukraine. if china were to attack taiwan and russia attacked ukraine at the same time we'd be royally ******, no way could we win a fight with both.



off topic, i dont use capitol letters as you've prolly noticed so why when i type taiwan or ukraine i get underlined in red for not using capitol letters but not when i type china?

They only have the leverage if they have enough "russian" people who are willing to turn over to the other side of the border like they did in Crimea. You don't have of those russian immigrants over there in Poland?

phillip53 I'm pretty confident that the US still has the best conventional military of all time. Russia has mandatory army and I'm not sure about China but I could guess they have something like that too. Fighting morale is a very big factor and the Ukrainians proved it with how good they actually defended with such bad equipment.

@phillip53

That could be because china can also refer to the material as in china plates.

Hey Stephen Terry if I do one amateur MMA fight can I edit myself a sick fighter bio?

After 2014 we got a lot of Ukrainian immigrants

@axafin lets fight against eachother to create a profile here. Im 180lbs currently

so spell checker has no context? imagine that

What is this thread about actually? how is it different to miscellaneous? Because lets not mix those lets have it figured out

We could fight at 170, it's gonna take a while cuz I've been getting fat for 2 years being in a bad relationship. Now I'm gonna start smoking weed, eating broccoli and lifting some weights.

just so you know, Im 19 and never done mma

I dropped from 242lbs to 176 in a year by walking and eating clean. Now I'm back to that 240~

well mr. poland I'm 23 and did BJJ and MMA for 1 year before army in 2018

also I'm exact size as Gastelum height,reach and all. even the big head included.

I'd break you in half just because of Legendary Polish Power. 

@adrndc11 This thread deals with subjects and humour too controversial for the miscellaneous thread. 

It's where you come to rant, post memes, and argue.

Which is why it's a lot more fun than Miscellaneous. Unless I'm positing there and inciting arguments.


 

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I'm gonna warn you I'm gonna leg hump you for a solid 15 minutes