Wobble-shop Benjo: ****-wool raked up out the half-rats Skilamalink fly-rink O' Baldric Eggling.

This thread will function as a kind of omnium gatherum for the melange of dissenting observations and opinions I have about MMA, MMA bouts and fighters, things I find humorous, and essentially any other thing. Why? Because sewage warrants proper curation as much as anything else. Arguably more.

Toshers and specklebellies welcome. No mutton-shunters, namby-pambys or needy-mizzlers. Pull up a stool and smother the parrot.

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america spends 20 times more on their military than anyone else in the world but the quality is steady going down hill. just look at the problems they have been having with the new fighter jets. the military/industrial complex is just another part of the corporate oligarchy i talked about earlier. they waste so much money its disgusting. china hasnt caught america yet but its gaining on us every year. 

Marines are still good

yes and the special forces are among the best in the world. but a few seal teams arent going to win a war on their own. the last i heard and this has been several years ago china could already put 300,000,000+ soldiers in the field, thats more than the entire population of america.

@AxaFin

If you had an amateur fight then yes, you could write your own bio but it has to be approved by any user who's a black belt or above.

As for your fight records, you would be able to submit information to Tapology just like anyone can but the Fightcenter Editor for that region (which coincidentally would be me as I also cover the Nordic MMA scene as well as the UK, assuming you fight on a Finnish or Swedish card (or Norwegian card if it becomes legalised over there)) would still have to verify that information and put it in. Even then after that, I'll send an email to @Skeliher with the card you fought on in question and he's the one who finalises it. You would have no direct control over your records.

soldiers don't really matter it's Artillery, CAS and Armored vehicles that dominate the battlefields now. Combined with good intelligence of course. Which I think US is very good at.

Stephen Terry But could I pay someone else like 10 bucks to write a beautiful story of my life into the Bio?

@AxaFin

I guess so but bear in mind that any user (maybe above white belt, not 100% sure) could change it and again, that new version would still have to be approved by a black belt or higher.

It's okay I will pay the black belt too

Time for me to go to sleep it's goddamn 4AM and I'm not doing anything productive and not even making big betting money. good night yall

@AxaFin

Well I guess no system is immune to bribery lol! 

It do be like that

Personally, my only issue with the finale series/ending of GOT was that it was contrived. A steaming pile of snow giant ****.

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So was the infamous Carnival of Insanity thread basically like this one? I wasn't really active on Tapology when that thread was a thing.

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@Cheese similar....but Benjo is a much more sedate version. 

Who are these people with the masked up Twitter profile pics??!  Half maybe more, I see on Twitter nowadays is them arguing with Donald Trump profile pics!!! Worlds gone ****** mad mate!!! 

@Mikey aye. I can't see how we return to normality at this point. I have this chilling suspicion that we might have forgotten what that looks like.

That was actually what the postmodern carnival of insanity was about, in a sense; tracking humanity's slide into irresolvable madness and absurdity.

At least you live in a country where people are sensible/ have common sense. These Yanks. my friend, are getting stupider, more self-righteous and insane by the month.

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I feel 99.9% of the worlds problems would go away if we just shot every Twitter user into space. I don't care if I'm being hyperbolic. Thanos was right no debate.

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Things like twitter, facebook, reddit have unlocked demons in the human psyche. We shouldn't be using this stuff. Our brains haven't changed in something like 50000 years, and we're about to enter the metaverse.

Nothing good has or will come of all this.

This is literally the most disturbing thing I've ever posted in this thread. Holy **** this is bad. This is the kind of thing that makes you think the bell-ringing lunatic on the corner, with the sign saying 'the end is nigh'  is about to be right for once. Probably nobody here understands why. I dunno, I'll explain why if enough people care, but it's complicated and would be a 2-hour post. Suffice to say, this should scare the **** out of everybody.

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