UFC Fight Night: Munhoz vs. Edgar

Gambling on MMA isn't ******** per se. But gambling on MMA with the goal of making consistent, value returns as a result of putting your money in strong, risk-minimized positions is roughly as ******** as ******* a toaster. You could make multiples more from a single options trade with far, far less risk if gambling is your thing. If you're truly autistic you could even do that on margins.

Success has a thousand fathers, failure not one.

The real issue with sports gambling (as opposed to trading) is that you're always on the hook for the total of the principle, there's essentially no way of mitigating losses that doesn't involve the extrapolation or addition of further risk. There's no brakes, and you can't sell a position which you've decided is ****** after all for either profit or as a loss-cutting strategy.

* Edited at 08.17.2020, 5:38 PM ET *

@chris there's a company you probably haven't heard of called Palantir. Named after those seeing stone things in LOTR. They have an IPO due imminently. That's all I'm going to say. But remember I said it.

AMZN? Ehhhhh. Blue chips like that are like those springless trampolines closed-in by netting; you can be ********, and do ******** things with them and not hurt yourself too badly. I definitely wouldn't invest  in Amazon. If you look at what it closed at yesterday, you'll definitely be tempted to take the panties off it, but my feeling the mooning that's happening is owing to a **** tonne of bag holders moreso than people in lockdown buying chinese *****s out of boredom or whatever, and they're probably going to dump their positions soon-ish. It's a bit like having your boss's really sexy, boozed up, clinically diagnosed personality disorder having bulimic sister whisper in your ear that she wants you to take her back to yours afterwards  so that you can pony-style her using her own garter belt as a bridle. You want the short term bigly but the long as much as a prostrate cancer diagnosis. I know a lot of people are holding calls on it expiring around sept. They're way less ******** than me and are candle-obsessed spergs and think it will top out at 3600-3700.  So make of that what you will. I'm just some guy's girlfriend's husband. I dunno. Lord Jeffrey has left a lot of bears sore and gaping this year.

You want my advice?  YOLO your kid's college funds (and your kids, too) on corn futures because a storm knocked over some silos in Oklahoma, thus resulting in a corn dearth that will surely send the value of corn skyrocketing despite the fact it's in perpetual oversupply due to fed subs and is literally used as cat litter.

Or just fire-sale your house and buy SPY calls on margin since it keeps breaking records despite atrocious volume. SPY 3900 7/11.

* Edited at 08.18.2020, 6:43 PM ET *