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04.28.2022 | 1:34 AM ET
I’m gonna dedicate this forum to me working out for the next several months until my kickboxing fight this year. I’ll be documenting my workout regimen every day, leaving a post of my progress. My goal is to look like this:
None of you have to give a **** about any of this, this forum is entirely for me, though discussion and conversation is welcomed and appreciated.
* Edited at 04.28.2022, 1:35 AM ET *
"My teachings always come with a receipt because I am the profit."
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05.10.2022 | 5:02 PM ET
"Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once." - Julius Caesar.
05.10.2022 | 7:04 PM ET
Hadrian Caesar
I was starting to settle on calling it ‘The Rack’ (referencing the torture device) but Wing Clipper is also very good. I might have to start a poll on that
"My teachings always come with a receipt because I am the profit."
05.10.2022 | 7:12 PM ET
Day 14
I’m going vegan, to spite vegans.
Apologies to anyone on here who happens to be vegan, as I’m sure you’re just a normal dude or a cool guy, but I personally despise vegans as a community. Not because they don’t eat meat or any trivial white trash **** like that (I’m actually strongly against how slaughterhouses function and consider their torture of animals grossly unnecessary) but just because the majority of them are gatekeeping ****-nuggets who ignore facts and are total ***** to anyone who has a passing interest in having meat in their diet. They hate people more than they love animals, which prevents a large amount of people interested in having a vegan diet from joining them just because of how toxic they are.
Also, a large majority of them support PETA, despite the CEO of PETA being someone who used to put sick dogs in gas chambers.
I’m gonna eat meat up until the 31st day of working out to show my progress, then I’m switching to vegan and double my workout routine and get ******* shredded, and I’m going to read a metric **** ton of books on human philosophy and the nature of animals, then I’ll show how I look by the end of that month, just to flex on em’.
* Edited at 05.10.2022, 7:21 PM ET *
"My teachings always come with a receipt because I am the profit."
05.10.2022 | 7:13 PM ET
"I'm not imprezzed by your performance."
05.10.2022 | 7:13 PM ET
Poll to name my trademark Submission
Hit dislike if you want my submission to be named ‘The Rack’
"My teachings always come with a receipt because I am the profit."
05.10.2022 | 7:14 PM ET
xJUSTBLEEDx
"My teachings always come with a receipt because I am the profit."
05.11.2022 | 3:17 AM ET
Am I missing something here? I don't quite see how getting in good shape through a vegan diet is ****ting on vegans. Wouldn't that do more to support them? I'm not a vegan or vegetarian btw.
"I wish you good luck but I don't want you to rely on luck"
05.11.2022 | 3:09 PM ET
Stephen Terry
So imagine for a minute this shredded ass, white trash redneck MMA fighter, who hasn’t touched meat in years and has read more books on health and nature than the entirety of PETA put together, tells them “Hey, you guys are doing it wrong, you’re not real vegans. You’re not me.” I’m doing this just to troll them by existing, and simultaneously legitimately educate non-vegans on the subject matter without being a ****.
Plus, be a fun experiment and potentially build healthy eating habits so…
"My teachings always come with a receipt because I am the profit."
05.11.2022 | 3:27 PM ET
Day 15
Also I look ******* awesome today, I feel like I could run through a brick wall like a goddamn looney tunes character. Real positive vibes today, hope the rest of you are having a pleasant evening
"My teachings always come with a receipt because I am the profit."
05.11.2022 | 3:39 PM ET
"Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once." - Julius Caesar.
05.11.2022 | 11:28 PM ET
Hadrian Caesar
"My teachings always come with a receipt because I am the profit."
05.12.2022 | 10:51 PM ET
Day 16
Pretty normal day, workout coming along nicely. Not much to talk about update wise.
…
Let’s talk about fighting games.
Did anyone have a fighting game character you played or saw and went “****, I wanna look like that guy” Personally, I always wanted Jin Kazama’s physique cause we have similar body types. Specifically Tekken 4 and Tekken 5 Jin, not this steroid-injected-Sasuke-Uchiha-looking-****** he’s portrayed as nowadays
* Edited at 05.12.2022, 10:53 PM ET *
"My teachings always come with a receipt because I am the profit."
05.13.2022 | 10:58 PM ET
Day 17
We had a gym cancer come in today. New guy but he clearly had some wrestling experience. While the class was rolling, I took notice the new guy was being a try hard and forcing the smaller guys to tap way too quickly. Had one student in an Armbar and was straight up cranking that ****. The guy he was rolling with was like, seventeen, and this guy is a grown ass man and twice the kid’s size.
Soon enough, we get to sparring and I’m paired up with the guy on the third round. I wanted to take it easy but he started with a HARD inner calf kick. I ignored him and asked him to cool it. He threw a head kick almost immediately after. Right there, I should’ve taken off the gloves, ****** off and told the coach he was being a ****, but I didn’t. I gave him the hardest ******* liver hook I could muster and started blitzing him. Turns out, he’s not so tough when he’s put into a corner and circled away from me like a ***** the rest of the match.
I understand the guy was being a poor sparring partner but I let my emotions get the better of me and that kinda sucks. On the plus side though, I found out I have a pretty good liver hook, so there’s that.
"My teachings always come with a receipt because I am the profit."
05.13.2022 | 11:36 PM ET
Fair enough tbh. Fighting in a sparring session is one of the biggest **** moves someone can pull, especially if they've been asked to take it easy. To me that seems like he lacks confidence. He doesn't feel secure enough in his ability to win in an actual fight so he "wins" sparring sessions to make himself feel big. If someone can't respect the difference between training and an actual fight then they've got it coming if they get hurt by someone else who's willing to meet them down at their level. He deserved what he got.
"I wish you good luck but I don't want you to rely on luck"
05.13.2022 | 11:46 PM ET
Stephen Terry
Not this guy though. **** this guy.
"My teachings always come with a receipt because I am the profit."
05.14.2022 | 9:02 AM ET
"Dont take life too serious, you will never make it out alive."
05.15.2022 | 2:12 PM ET
* Edited at 05.15.2022, 2:12 PM ET *
"I am the greatest blonde man in the world. I am Tru Viking." - Alexander Gustaffsson / "The world must bow to my glory. I am a God amongst mortals. They must pay me tribute in wine and concubine for my deeds." - Jon Jones "
05.16.2022 | 6:05 AM ET
"****."
05.16.2022 | 7:11 AM ET
* Edited at 05.16.2022, 7:14 AM ET *
"I am the greatest blonde man in the world. I am Tru Viking." - Alexander Gustaffsson / "The world must bow to my glory. I am a God amongst mortals. They must pay me tribute in wine and concubine for my deeds." - Jon Jones "
05.16.2022 | 8:00 AM ET
I mean my cardio is not that bad, I guess to gain the knowledge that would help me achieve my goal I need to prepare myself somewhat of a workout plan etc.
thanks for the info
"****."