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04.28.2022 | 1:34 AM ET
I’m gonna dedicate this forum to me working out for the next several months until my kickboxing fight this year. I’ll be documenting my workout regimen every day, leaving a post of my progress. My goal is to look like this:
None of you have to give a **** about any of this, this forum is entirely for me, though discussion and conversation is welcomed and appreciated.
* Edited at 04.28.2022, 1:35 AM ET *
"My teachings always come with a receipt because I am the profit."
Responses Page 3
05.04.2022 | 9:57 PM ET
I don't have any good advice to give you regarding fitness or diets but good luck and I hope this helps motive you!
"I wish you good luck but I don't want you to rely on luck"
05.04.2022 | 11:53 PM ET
Stephen Terry
* Edited at 05.04.2022, 11:53 PM ET *
"My teachings always come with a receipt because I am the profit."
05.05.2022 | 12:15 AM ET
"Quack quack quack"
05.05.2022 | 3:38 AM ET
DamienHandel420
"My teachings always come with a receipt because I am the profit."
05.05.2022 | 4:28 PM ET
Day 9
Really feeling super positive and pumped today. I’m gonna go to the gym and put a blue belt in a twister and whisper Bible verses in his ear
(JK, don’t put your sparring partner in a twister, that’s just rude)
"My teachings always come with a receipt because I am the profit."
05.05.2022 | 10:50 PM ET
I think I invented a submission
No ******* idea what to name it. Any suggestions, fellas?
"My teachings always come with a receipt because I am the profit."
05.05.2022 | 11:05 PM ET
"I wish you good luck but I don't want you to rely on luck"
05.06.2022 | 11:03 PM ET
Day 10
Also, found out yesterday I may or may not have a good chin. Never been knocked out but I don’t think I’ve ever been hit hard enough to be knocked out. Yesterday was different, don’t know what was up with my sparring partner today (he’s usually quite nice) but he was trying to take my head off today. Landed a flush cross to my jaw and I felt it push it out of place for a second. Didn’t hurt, just felt weird.
"My teachings always come with a receipt because I am the profit."
05.07.2022 | 3:17 AM ET
Wanted to give you motivation Sabbath! At least you aren't this guy!
"They killed Jesus for speaking the truth..."
05.07.2022 | 1:15 PM ET
CrimsonChinGuru
"My teachings always come with a receipt because I am the profit."
05.07.2022 | 1:21 PM ET
Win or lose, as long as I’m not this guy I’m happy
"My teachings always come with a receipt because I am the profit."
05.07.2022 | 1:48 PM ET
Also Dr Phil is a cancer
"Dont take life too serious, you will never make it out alive."
05.07.2022 | 1:58 PM ET
* Edited at 05.07.2022, 2:12 PM ET *
"🌽⚽️"
05.08.2022 | 2:56 PM ET
Day 11
Took a break from training for once cause I had to spend time with Ms.Sabbath. Got to sit down and watch the film ‘Monster’ (2003) with her. Decent film. I got a whole playlist full of disturbing movies on a YouTube channel just to show how bonkers censorship is on YouTube. They took down damn near every fight clip of a high school bully getting his teeth kicked in, but allow documentaries showing war crimes in Uganda and cats being eaten alive by rats in a science lab. YouTube executives don’t exist, they’re all bots.
"My teachings always come with a receipt because I am the profit."
05.08.2022 | 2:58 PM ET
Day 12
Started trying doing push-ups upside down. This is easily one of the dumbest ******* exercises of all time, but man does it look cool. Just can’t do more than ten of them before I pass out. I think I’ll make a quick update video showing my progress once a month is up.
"My teachings always come with a receipt because I am the profit."
05.09.2022 | 3:51 PM ET
Day 13
"My teachings always come with a receipt because I am the profit."
05.09.2022 | 8:06 PM ET
Update
I’ll likely be skipping my workouts to recover, which I hate but hey, health comes first, and gives me more free time to be a meatspinning ******** on Tapology. Isn’t that just delightful?
"My teachings always come with a receipt because I am the profit."
05.09.2022 | 11:23 PM ET
But on a serious note; this disease will only delay the gains, the gains must never be compromised. You can comeback like Charles Oliveira!
* Edited at 05.09.2022, 11:26 PM ET *
"They killed Jesus for speaking the truth..."
05.10.2022 | 12:41 AM ET
CrimsonChinGuru
I swear to god I better look ******* diesel by the time I get to fight someone
* Edited at 05.10.2022, 12:42 AM ET *
"My teachings always come with a receipt because I am the profit."
