UFC on ESPN 8: N'Gannou vs. Rozenstruik (Cancelled)

Aspen Ladd   vs.   Julianna Peña 


Pena has undoubtedly the worst personality of any WMMA fighter in the history of the sport--so much so that I wouldn't root for her against anything, including cancer. She is living proof that some women, regardless of whatever  privilege and opportunity is afforded to them, are simply guttersnipes by breed and providence, and will inevitably revert to their species behavior as effortlessly, seamlessly, and without any more  introspection than the homing pigeon which simply decides one day it prefers ferality and congealed dumpster cheese to a cage and its master's mash. 

I've nothing against Ladd, or anyone else with learning disabilities. This should be a finish easier for her than her afternoon bowl of alphabet soup which I'm going to assume she enjoys whilst clapping and laughing hysterically during reruns of play school put on for her by her parents while they quietly enjoy dinner.

And perhaps ipso facto Pena will be drawn, by some curious call, to her natural habitats-- the alley and streetcorners, where she may live her best life trolling for tricks in a gold-glitter miniskirt, gobbling manseed by-the-hour for the price of gallon gulps, waving her finger in the local constabularies' faces, and regurgitating the occasional tapeworm.

* Edited at 03.02.2020, 3:31 AM ET *

*snort*

Pena is a horrible *************. She's the most *****y, entitled fighter imaginable. I suppose the fact that she tantrum-retired after getting beaten at her strength by valentina is what qualifies her as a dedicated fighter in your estimations? Your mentality is 'I want to put penis in so fighter good'.

* Edited at 03.02.2020, 3:27 PM ET *

Davey Grant   vs.   Louis Smolka 


Smolka is like every Avocado you'll ever buy; they look identical in each separate instance, but until it's go time you don't know if you've got a good one or or a bag of grey goop smelling and tasting of fermented toilet paper cores. Davey Grant isn't good, he's a stretch armstrong doll who zombies his way through blitzes, secures top position and wins boring humpy UD's and sometimes he gets the sub. I'll take him for a decision win over the world's most unreliable rub-a-dub in this one.

Tanner Boser   vs.   Jeff Hughes 


Excellent matchmaking here; an assured greasy blubber-slinging slugfest between Roy Nelson's illegitimate child and a fellow neck who has definitely run over and eaten several raccoons to the sound of banjos, refers to every meal as 'viddles' and has ****** at least one of his first cousins.. Both guys are pretty much carbon copies of one another. Hughes seems to have the better shot selection, so I'll take him by TKO in the third here.

@Hyrm I'm fairly sure she's either eaten that baby or sold it for meth by now. Or maybe she just left it in a cab or something.

* Edited at 03.03.2020, 4:02 PM ET *

Thanks Mule. I love you too man.

The Hivemind is slowly taking over Tapology and it's becoming populated with bland, outrage-culture spoonheads and virtual Don Juan ****witted thirsties who would decree a leg of ham with the bone pulled out as a fair maiden, and would **** it, if it was fitted with a wig and had a pair of 4OZ gloves stapled to it. It's getting time for new Horizons. Current Tapology is Game of Thrones season 8. I've decided to quit at 10000 posts, and will request Greg suspended my account indefinitely after reaching that milestone.

* Edited at 03.08.2020, 4:00 AM ET *