The Miscellaneous Thread

@Chris you're leaving a window open for the worst  'Not my proudest fap' joke in history there, and I refuse to make it.

Also I got pack-****d by paper wasps twice last year. Second time was terrible because I was up on a ladder and couldn't escape quickly, so they had time to really **** me up as I had to slowly climb back down. They stung the **** out of me, the stings of my knuckles were crazy painful. Whole ribcage was bruised down my left side the day after.

@Joshjeffords paper cranes? What do you mean?

@baremaras you should try reporting me, since that seems to be working out so well for you, and you enjoy it so much. And given your post score of 26 (lol) everyone else obviously does also.

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@Joshjeffords  I don't even understand how that even qualifies as a threat TBH. Most lightweight form of intimidation ever recorded, really.

Australian police are cancer.

They tasered a 95-year-old woman in a walking frame.

@JM Barrie before the date or after?

@baremaras   at some point, you're just going to have to accept that you're D-Tier  RustyTennakoon who consistently outperforms you on betting predictions and does so without managing to hit a post score of 25, which is so bad that it is quite literally 10% of my own score--a person who is ostensibly mostly here just to flame and troll, and who deliberately tries to farm downvotes.

The reason nobody likes you is multi-faceted. Like all cases of Dunning-Kruger, you grossly overestimate your own competence when it comes to both Gambling on, and predicting MMA. Adjusting for your accuracy on UFC alone, your rate is about what one would get by simply predicting the favourite every card. Now, none of this would be a problem if your ******ation was the silent kind, but it's made pernicious by your pattern of  multi-post Toxic and uninspired berating of people when they post something about a fight you don't agree with, as though you aren't just average or below average yourself--a fact made worse by the Galaxy-brained notion you have that this excusable or justified in some way by the seventeen times per day you say 'Racism is bad', as though this somehow absolves you of being tied for Bracket as the worst poster on the site.

Arrogance is a privilege you have not earned, and you treat it as an inalienable right. Combined with your hall-monitor mentality, always threatening to report people, and pleading to Greg every five minutes for someone to be suspended whenever (which is often) they expose your incomparable ignorance and general imbecility while somehow still concomitantly managing to type posts which prove to everybody you don't understand how MMA is even scored as well as mash-clicking the report button, and basically you are, as posters go, as irritating as a genital rash whilst wearing fibreglass insulation underwear in the tropics.

And that's why you get downdooted 10-1.

Nobody on this site believes you're a professional Gambler with a Bugati and a stable of hoes posting from a mansion in provincial France. Everybody kind of...well, just thinks you're a ridiculous, bothersome wanker, mate. Cope and Seethe accordingly.


 

* Edited at 05.19.2023, 7:37 PM ET *