Andy Warski vs Tonkasaw: MMA's version of KSI vs Logan Paul That Never Was

This is relatively old news and most people here wouldn't know or care about these two lolcows trying to beat each other's brains in, but since it is MMA related I'd figure I would talk about it since it was going to be featured on an actual fight card. Well...that and this is a hilarious **** show that completely flew under our radar that I figure we could all point and laugh at together.


For those who are not in the loop, aka occasionally browse KiwiFarms for the lulz, and have no idea who these two brainlets are, here are the cliff notes. Andy Warski (real name Andy Pires) and Tonkasaw (real name Robby Pilkington), as the thread title would suggest, are both low level alt right Youtube personalities that do live stream shows centered around creating drama. Basically, they are the Dollar Tree versions of Jerry Springer, Andy Kaufmann or Howard Stern but without any of the humor, charm or personality. Warski and Tonka used to be buddy buddy and did a stupid collaboration live show with other far right types known as "Internet Bloodsports" and yes, the show was as cringe inducing as the title suggests.  After the show flamed out due to the volatile personalities involved, as well as many of the main members associated with the show engaging in...shall we say "questionable practices"..., they eventually began to turn on one another.  To cut the story as short as possible, Tonkasaw decided to become an IRL Internet Tough Guy and challenged Warski to fight in a legit MMA fight, despite the fact both men had no MMA training whatsoever (despite Tonkasaw's claim to the contrary) and Tonkasaw's only connection to MMA is his promoter's license that he had from his pro wrestling days.  Valor Fights decided to pick up this stupidity so they could make a quick buck, and just like that this train wreck of a fight was on.  Until it wasn't because Tonka decided to use his promoter's license to keep changing his personal information on the fighter registration form so he could duck Warski.  As I am sure any member that has a promoter's license here knows, that is kind of a big no no.  Due to the shenanigans pulled by Tonkasaw, he was forced to withdraw from the fight and looked like an absolute choad while Warski actually was able to make weight and then proceeded to mock his dip**** of an opponent.  After this backfire, however, Warski also pointed out he gained a newfound respect for the training that goes into MMA and is going to continue to train and try to actually fight someone.  Whether or not it is a legit fight or another freak show fight with a YouTuber is yet to be determined.


If any of you want to find the full build up to this nonsense, you can readily find it on YouTube. I have no interest of posting it here because it is so stupid and cancerous.  But I figured since this is MMA related, I figured I would share it with you all.

So...thoughts?

* Edited at 02.05.2019, 2:50 AM ET *