Topic: War Machine
War Machine Released by Bellator after alleged assault on Christy Mack
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08.09.2014 | 4:14 AM ET
War Machine is the prime suspect in an assault on girlfriend Christy Mack. Bellator released the following statement.
“We have a zero tolerance policy here at Bellator when it relates to any form of domestic violence, and after learning of this latest incident involving Jon Koppenhaver -- War Machine -- Bellator is releasing him from him promotional contract with the organization,” Bellator President Scott Coker said in a statement.
"It does not make sense that humans deliberately malfunction. - Upgrade"
Fighter Details
- Given Name: Jonathan Koppenhaver
- Pro MMA Record: 14-5-0 (Win-Loss-Draw)
- Nickname: N/A
- Current Streak: 1 Loss
- Age: 1981-11-30 | Date of Birth: 1981.11.30
- Last Fight: October 18, 2013 in BFC
- Weight Class: Welterweight | Last Weigh-In: 170.5 lbs
- Affiliation: N/A
- Height: 5'11" (181cm) | Reach: 70.0" (178cm)
- Career Disclosed Earnings: $84,000 USD
- Born: United States
- Fighting out of: Las Vegas, Nevada
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Responses Page 3
08.12.2014 | 8:48 AM ET
08.12.2014 | 10:06 AM ET
"I really feel like I'm the most dangerous guy out there" BJ Penn........... UFC on Fox 2 event winner :)
08.12.2014 | 10:44 AM ET
I read somewhere that Dog the Bounty Hunter is offering to track War Machine down.
Now THAT is a show I would watch.
"I have not yet begun to defile myself. "
08.12.2014 | 10:51 AM ET
"Why are you booing me? I am the GOAT. **** you." - Patricio "Pitbull" Freire
08.12.2014 | 11:37 AM ET
"It does not make sense that humans deliberately malfunction. - Upgrade"
08.12.2014 | 11:59 AM ET
"Hay lohh you Mike, ay lov you Mike. Hyou say somesing like di fo me, and naw I say you ... I LOV YOU! See you som. Boy." -- Yoel Romero, UFC 205
08.12.2014 | 12:26 PM ET
I do however happily believe in a bone for a bone! I have great ideas on how we can accomplish this. We write every single bone in a standard Chad-sized alpha-male body and put all those papers in a lottery tumbler.
During primetime TV we draw 18 bones to be broken by a professional as Lenne Hardt announces the bone as they are drawn. First we will break the "Feeeeeeeeeeeeee--mmmuuuurr!" says screaming PRIDE lady.
All we need is War Machine found and I can set my plan in action. I wonder if Howie Mandel should host? With his role as a monster underneath Fred Savage's bed in a certain early 90's flick snubbed by the Oscars, he has the certain degree of believable craziness necessary to host.
Next we have the "Crrrrrrrrrraaaaaa--neeeeeeeeee--umm!" Lenne politely yet feverishly screams as herding llamas are seen on the big screen at the arena.
:::camera pans to a tied down War Machine with broken femur as Dr. Drew approaches the cranium knowing 16 bones remain:::...and :::fade to black:::.
"I Stab Waterbeds!"
08.12.2014 | 12:55 PM ET
"Ohhhhhhhh ****! Look at that door, dude. See that door there? The one marked "Pirate"? You think a pirate lives in there?"
08.12.2014 | 1:03 PM ET
* Edited at 08.12.2014, 1:07 PM ET *
"I Stab Waterbeds!"
08.12.2014 | 2:54 PM ET
#CMTDogAndBeth War Machine YOU HAVE 6 HOURS LEFT !!SEE YOU SOON !!
"RIP Bill Burgess , RIP CthuluJones"
08.12.2014 | 3:17 PM ET
I find this whole thing so funny. Not the fact Christy Mack got hurt really bad, but the fact it went from;
"Oh no, War Machine beat up Christy Mack."
to,
"Oh no, War Machines brother wants to **** Dog the Bounty Hunter's daughter!"
* Edited at 08.12.2014, 3:18 PM ET *
"Why are you booing me? I am the GOAT. **** you." - Patricio "Pitbull" Freire
08.12.2014 | 4:26 PM ET
I'm surprised by war machine's behaviors ...NOT dude is a bum. Y'all marvel and laugh at the stuff he says on Twitter.
Derek Brunson @DerekBrunsonMMA · Aug 8
Men who hit women are cowards beyond explanation !
Derek Brunson @DerekBrunsonMMA · 5m
Yep and you're still an idiot War Machine. I have 2 daughters. If anyone did that to my daughters consider your life over!
"RIP Bill Burgess , RIP CthuluJones"
08.12.2014 | 5:39 PM ET
"For no particular reason beat up everyone"
08.12.2014 | 10:19 PM ET
Via Funny MMA
"Don't argue with an idiot, they will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience." - Bark Twain
08.12.2014 | 10:25 PM ET
I think somewhere in that thought process we see his ability to process information rationally doesn't exist. He was dealt a really ****** hand in life from the start but now he's past the point of no return when you've witnessed one too many instances of someone's true colors and there's no more feeling bad for him or thinking he'll turn it around, just disgust.
Now he's an almost-sure-to-be either suicide or prison-**** victim and few will care.
"I Stab Waterbeds!"
08.12.2014 | 10:28 PM ET
Fixed it for you Kpro. ;)
"Surrender??!! You think this letter on my head stands for France?" - Captain America
08.12.2014 | 10:30 PM ET
* Edited at 08.12.2014, 10:31 PM ET *
"I Stab Waterbeds!"
08.12.2014 | 11:23 PM ET
"Are we gonna jump, or we just gonna jerk each other off?"