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War Machine Released by Bellator after alleged assault on Christy Mack

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Bigj383
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08.09.2014 | 4:14 AM ET

http://m.sherdog.com/news/news/War-Machine-Released-from-Bellator-MMA-Contract-After-Allegedly-Assaulting-Girlfriend-71731


War Machine is the prime suspect in an assault on girlfriend Christy Mack. Bellator released the following statement. 


“We have a zero tolerance policy here at Bellator when it relates to any form of domestic violence, and after learning of this latest incident involving Jon Koppenhaver -- War Machine -- Bellator is releasing him from him promotional contract with the organization,” Bellator President Scott Coker said in a statement.

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War Machine

Fighter Details

  • Given Name: Jonathan Koppenhaver
  • Pro MMA Record: 14-5-0 (Win-Loss-Draw)
  • Nickname: N/A
  • Current Streak: 1 Loss
  • Age: 1981-11-30 | Date of Birth: 1981.11.30
  • Last Fight: October 18, 2013 in BFC
  • Weight Class: Welterweight | Last Weigh-In: 170.5 lbs
  • Affiliation: N/A
  • Height: 5'11" (181cm) | Reach: 70.0" (178cm)
  • Career Disclosed Earnings: $84,000 USD
  • Born: United States
  • Fighting out of: Las Vegas, Nevada
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kallousklown
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08.12.2014 | 11:30 PM ET

"Are we gonna jump, or we just gonna jerk each other off?"

Bigj383
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08.13.2014 | 12:30 AM ET

I don't believe War Machine's brother. He obviously wasn't there and War Machine is a psychopath and no right to be in her house in the first place. 

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yossgold
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08.13.2014 | 3:30 AM ET

Apparently War Machine's alleged buddy Troy "Rude Boy" Mandaloniz, is tweeting Dog has already found him.

Disclaimers: 

1. It's from MMANuts <-- this is the source link
2. These tweets are backed up by jack ****


But wouldn't it be hilarious if this turned out to be true!! Would put Dog's street cred through the roof (or start a conspiracy theory where Dog paid him to do "get caught" for the show :) ).

* Edited at 08.13.2014, 3:30 AM ET *

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08.13.2014 | 7:51 AM ET

He told me he was going to **** me, but was disappointed in himself when he could not get hard.

........

Hilarious!

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08.13.2014 | 10:11 AM ET

I hope Dog is gonna find him and it will be filmed. MMA vs Bear Mace I would pay top dollar to see that ****. That isnt gonna go to decision. :D

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08.13.2014 | 10:44 AM ET

War Machine is destined to spend life in prison or die young, soon one of the two will take place. I said from the show this guy has mental problems and will end up in jail. Dog better be careful cause war machine just might **** his whole crew up if cornered.
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08.13.2014 | 10:55 AM ET

Dog needs to just stay out of this. Leave it to the professionals. Seriously. I've seen the show. Every episode he is chasing down some fat drug dealer or something. You're not dealing with a fat drug dealer here. You're dealing with a professional MMA fighter who also happens to be a loose cannon. I can picture it now; 

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08.13.2014 | 11:12 AM ET

Once they catch em, he'll find out what its like to be ****d. And I don't think Big Hog Bill from C Block will have any problem getting hard.
TheElementDefeat
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08.13.2014 | 6:19 PM ET

  Yoooo. Dog the Bounty Hunter is hunting War Machine as we speak.....pffffffffft
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08.13.2014 | 7:09 PM ET




"Ohhhhhhhh ****! Look at that door, dude. See that door there? The one marked "Pirate"? You think a pirate lives in there?"

ED209
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08.13.2014 | 7:26 PM ET

According to wikipedia, War Machine was a topless server at a gay bar. Being a gay club ****tail waitress is not alpha male ****.

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08.13.2014 | 10:13 PM ET


War Machine is right, he is cursed. That's the second girl that escaped. How can one guy be so cursed? 

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amp112
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08.13.2014 | 10:45 PM ET

So before we heard Christy Mack's side of the story and WM was calling himself cursed, I thought maybe JUST MAYBE he was provoked or was a misunderstanding or something. 

No. He saw her with another guy (no proof they were doing the dirty) and he lost his ****.Take a look in the mirror. He's cursing himself. He's in his 30s. Time to start acting like it.

Also, did we mention how much it must suck to have a tattoo of the name of the person who tried to **** and kill you? Remember when they got those tats of each other's name? Goddam
OldManGloom
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08.13.2014 | 10:58 PM ET

Yeah, bad idea with the tats.



At least hers appears to be coverable.  Maybe we'll see her on Tattoo Nightmares.

* Edited at 08.13.2014, 11:01 PM ET *

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08.14.2014 | 10:48 AM ET

IT'S ON ************S!!

War Machine        ✔ @WarMachine170Follow

If Dog the Bounty Hunter came to get me I'd beat his ass!

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08.14.2014 | 11:03 AM ET

yoss pretty sure that is from 2010 before he was locked up last time

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yossgold
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08.14.2014 | 11:09 AM ET

Seriously? ******* bjpenn.com!! I wondered why I couldn't find it on his page :)

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08.14.2014 | 11:11 AM ET

Yoss my man you actually go to Bjpenn.com ? you might as well just start going go to BleacherReport ... thought you knew better then that man :P

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yossgold
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08.14.2014 | 1:52 PM ET

Lol!! I don't go there, 'liked' the page on FB a while back thinking it was BJ's fan page and haven't 'unliked' yet so **** pops up on my feed. ******* bjpenn.com!! :))))

* Edited at 08.14.2014, 1:53 PM ET *

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08.14.2014 | 3:33 PM ET

With a new season of south park coming one can only hope cartman decides too goo on the hunt for war machine
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