Topic: War Machine

Wierd-ass War Machine rant to start the evening ...

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yossgold
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02.22.2014 | 4:47 PM ET

This guy ...


* Edited at 02.22.2014, 4:49 PM ET *

"Hay lohh you Mike, ay lov you Mike. Hyou say somesing like di fo me, and naw I say you ... I LOV YOU! See you som. Boy." -- Yoel Romero, UFC 205

War Machine

Fighter Details

  • Given Name: Jonathan Koppenhaver
  • Pro MMA Record: 14-5-0 (Win-Loss-Draw)
  • Nickname: N/A
  • Current Streak: 1 Loss
  • Age: 1981-11-30 | Date of Birth: 1981.11.30
  • Last Fight: October 18, 2013 in BFC
  • Weight Class: Welterweight | Last Weigh-In: 170.5 lbs
  • Affiliation: N/A
  • Height: 5'11" (181cm) | Reach: 70.0" (178cm)
  • Career Disclosed Earnings: $84,000 USD
  • Born: United States
  • Fighting out of: Las Vegas, Nevada
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michigandolphin
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02.22.2014 | 5:04 PM ET

What a ******

"Frig off, bud"

Gregory
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02.22.2014 | 5:07 PM ET

***.  Hopefully he is back in jail soon and that no gym managers or other innocent people are hurt in the process.

"I live, I die, I live again."

ED209
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02.22.2014 | 5:08 PM ET

Man.. he's like an overgrown 14 year old kid with an attitude problem.

"30-26 Tim Boetsch"

MikeLovesTacos XD
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02.22.2014 | 5:11 PM ET

What the ****, man. This guy confuses me. I've hated forever, like, since TUF. He's always come off as a ******. Then after his first fight in the UFC, he started to look like a genuinely good dude. Then he became a ****star who was in the news every 2 weeks for being prick and I hated him again. Then he went on Joe Rogans podcast a week or two ago and he had me thinking 'maybe I was wrong.'... and then he's back. Dammit Koppenhaver.

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ED209
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02.22.2014 | 5:13 PM ET

He's always seemed like a ****** to me, but he puts on entertaining fights, I appreciate the effort he puts in. I've never really 'hated' him that much because I just didn't pay that much attention to the details of his headlines but he definitely seems like a ****. He wasn't so bad on the Joe Rogan podcast but everyone is gonna be their best there lol.

"30-26 Tim Boetsch"

legacyofmisfortune
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02.22.2014 | 5:13 PM ET

he's a crazy ******, he belongs in the same cell than Miller

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Ronwah
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02.22.2014 | 5:15 PM ET

I just cancelled my membership with 24 hour fitness.

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Nomad
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02.22.2014 | 5:17 PM ET

This guy is my hero. 

"If I have a goal, then it is to escape from this literalism. I'll never achieve it; in the same way that I'll never manage to describe what really dwells within my character, although I keep on trying."

michigandolphin
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02.22.2014 | 5:18 PM ET

Ron, that's cuz you're a little white *****

"Frig off, bud"

Ronwah
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02.22.2014 | 5:20 PM ET

I no longer pump gas at Chevron either, so there.

"“I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her.""

PerfectEnemy
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02.22.2014 | 5:21 PM ET

Got Crazy? He does...
Nomad
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02.22.2014 | 5:22 PM ET

Leave the gas pump on the ground cause I don't give a ****, what!?

"If I have a goal, then it is to escape from this literalism. I'll never achieve it; in the same way that I'll never manage to describe what really dwells within my character, although I keep on trying."

ED209
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02.22.2014 | 5:27 PM ET

hahaha well I'm glad I went back and watched the second half..

"30-26 Tim Boetsch"

Nomad
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02.22.2014 | 5:29 PM ET

 Julian Lane and Warmachine should bang, bro.

"If I have a goal, then it is to escape from this literalism. I'll never achieve it; in the same way that I'll never manage to describe what really dwells within my character, although I keep on trying."

ProdigyKid14
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02.22.2014 | 5:39 PM ET

God he's such a prick. Does 'Alpha Male ****' involve getting choked unconscious?

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AllHailKrull
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02.22.2014 | 6:14 PM ET

Alpha as ****.

"People say ‘oh, so you should retire.’ Yeah, you want me to retire so you won’t get knocked out. - Vitor Belfort"

OldNick
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02.22.2014 | 6:18 PM ET

"******* ******* ******* ******* ******* workout ******* ******* ************ ******* ******* ***** ******* ******* jail ******* ******* ex-girlfriend tattoo ******* ******* ******* ******* pull ups ******* video rant about my problems ******* ******* truck freak the **** out and check out my ************* twitter." - War Machine

"I am ****y in prediction, confident in preparation, but I am always humble in victory or defeat.”

Lopati
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02.22.2014 | 6:30 PM ET

EPIC

"One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted. If one were to present the sportsman with the death of the animal as a gift he would refuse it." Jose Ortega y Gasset

hiblet
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02.22.2014 | 6:44 PM ET

If he gets that worked up over chalk, how does he get through his days without ever beating someone up and going to jail?














Oh yeah, he doesn't.
nogfan
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02.22.2014 | 7:05 PM ET

I hear the local prisons have nice gyms where you can use chalk.  


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