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Cozstradamus
Cozstradamus
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08.13.2023 | 10:00 PM ET

MMA stories we wish were real

"what aint no country I've ever heard of. they speak English in what?"

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Cozstradamus
Cozstradamus
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08.13.2023 | 10:01 PM ET

New Fight Announcement!  Mandy 'Monster' Bohm will face the winner between Mike Jackson and Pat Miletich for an inter gender championship belt

"what aint no country I've ever heard of. they speak English in what?"

Cozstradamus
Cozstradamus
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08.13.2023 | 11:28 PM ET

Conor McGregor and Michael Chandler fight off confirms Dana White - instead will battle on upcoming season 37 of Dancing with the Stars

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TARTARA
TARTARA
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08.13.2023 | 11:41 PM ET

"KURZHAAR - Tomorrow Never Comes Until It's Too Late"

Cozstradamus
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08.13.2023 | 11:59 PM ET

@tartara heard CM Punk might be on that card ^

"what aint no country I've ever heard of. they speak English in what?"

TARTARA
TARTARA
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08.14.2023 | 12:06 AM ET

@Ncoz99 
  vs 
@TARTARA 
 (confirmed)

"KURZHAAR - Tomorrow Never Comes Until It's Too Late"

WastelandWanderer
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08.14.2023 | 12:32 AM ET

Breaking!!! This Just In!!! We got that Hot ****, Never Doubt Again, Channel X NeWZ 4 yO Wife!!!

It seems we can be looking forward to what will be a stand up gladiator war, between krunkweights - The Kung Fu Panda Yadong Song and Street Tough Jose Johnson

Both males like to throw it all out there, usually engaging in striking battles, they have both put down guys hard and fast with dangerous intentions

Yadong has the RED FURY and Kung Fu, but as the saying goes, "Bet on Black"

* Edited at 08.14.2023, 3:33 AM ET *

"I am the greatest blonde man in the world. I am Tru Viking." - Alexander Gustaffsson / "The world must bow to my glory. I am a God amongst mortals. They must pay me tribute in wine and concubine for my deeds." - Jon Jones "

el222
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08.14.2023 | 11:06 AM ET

unbelievable!

Cozstradamus
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08.14.2023 | 12:07 PM ET

Senators Diane Feinstein and Maxine Waters confirmed to be on the undercard of the Musk v Zuck card for the inaugural Nursing Home Female Bantamweight Championship belt

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el222
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08.14.2023 | 12:17 PM ET

hillary is my champion 💯
Cozstradamus
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08.15.2023 | 9:51 AM ET

Donald Trump indicted on a charge of threatening to cage fight Georgia Governor Brian Kemp if he did not comply with his request to overturn the 2020 election and also provide Trump with unlimited grits and grilled peaches.  Dana White apparently open to making this the co-main event on the Zuck/Musk card

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Cozstradamus
Cozstradamus
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08.16.2023 | 12:22 PM ET

UFC 293 News

Israel Adesanya in an interview with ESPN states that if Sean Strickland even breathes in his direction, he will viciously attack Strickland's entire family, and then claim Strickland's family deserves it because they are racist.  Adesanya also plans on building an effigy of Strickland and then burning it the night before the fight in order to 'ward off bad spirits and embarrassment Sean might bring to the UFC'.  Adesanya ended the interview by repeatedly stating the n word, and whispering 'I am Stylebender' over and over to himself.

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el222
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08.16.2023 | 12:35 PM ET

Ncoz

just watched that one. crazy
Stephen Terry
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08.16.2023 | 2:05 PM ET

Derrick Lewis cannonballs at pool party

14 confirmed dead, a further 28 unaccounted for.

"I wish you good luck but I don't want you to rely on luck"

TARTARA
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08.16.2023 | 2:10 PM ET



"KURZHAAR - Tomorrow Never Comes Until It's Too Late"

Cozstradamus
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08.16.2023 | 2:10 PM ET

@Stephen Terry 
I laughed out loud.  Amazing


"what aint no country I've ever heard of. they speak English in what?"

Joshjeffords
Joshjeffords
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08.17.2023 | 2:27 AM ET

That **** is ****** ****t terry!

"“I took no damage,” Hill said. “Most of the fall was me falling down"

WastelandWanderer
WastelandWanderer
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08.17.2023 | 3:23 PM ET

That is some straight up British comedy gold by @Stephen Terry    

The Chosen British Race of GOD

Little Britain!

"I am the greatest blonde man in the world. I am Tru Viking." - Alexander Gustaffsson / "The world must bow to my glory. I am a God amongst mortals. They must pay me tribute in wine and concubine for my deeds." - Jon Jones "

Stephen Terry
Stephen Terry
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08.18.2023 | 9:39 PM ET






"I wish you good luck but I don't want you to rely on luck"

Cozstradamus
Cozstradamus
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08.20.2023 | 3:59 PM ET

Chris Wiedman Starts New Promotion

Some reports suggest it will push for MMA to be included in the 2024 Paraolympics. Anderson Silva tweeted out that he has signed on to be the new CEO and that the promotion will be called BLFC - Busted Leg Fighting Championship

"what aint no country I've ever heard of. they speak English in what?"

TARTARA
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08.20.2023 | 5:23 PM ET

"KURZHAAR - Tomorrow Never Comes Until It's Too Late"

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