Topic: Fight Circus 3

Fight Circus 3: Hold my Beer

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10.11.2021 | 2:48 PM ET

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Fight Circus 3
Bout   Info
(Lethwei)   Somiong Luktupfah  defeats  Master via Decision, Unanimous   5 Rounds, 15:00 Total Bout Page
(Custom Rules)   Celest Hansen  vs.  Phaya Sing Suwan Confirmed   3 x 3 Minute Rounds Bout Page
(Custom Rules)   Rambo Muay Thai  defeats  Nut Prasittigat via Decision, Unanimous   3 Rounds, 9:00 Total Bout Page
(Custom Rules)   Rockie Bactol  defeats  Bryson Dean Collins via KO/TKO   of 3 Bout Page

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FistyMcKickerChoke
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11.01.2021 | 5:52 PM ET

WOOOO Let's ******* go!!!

"Throughout my career I've learned that "If you win you're the ****, if you lose it's bad." - Bruno "Blindadao" Silva"

Baldric Eggling
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11.01.2021 | 10:19 PM ET

This shouldn't even be added on Tapology. It's no different than WWE and isn't an authentic competition. 
2021.11.02 2:41 PM ET

bout announced

Bryson Dean Collins vs. Rockie Bactol
FistyMcKickerChoke
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11.02.2021 | 4:05 PM ET

nobody gives a **** about your boring opinion dude

"Throughout my career I've learned that "If you win you're the ****, if you lose it's bad." - Bruno "Blindadao" Silva"

Baldric Eggling
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11.02.2021 | 4:17 PM ET

It's not an opinion fisty. It's a fact.

This is theatre. It doesn't even really qualify as sports entertainment.  It's not a legitimate fighting circuit. Likewise, it isn't based on rankings and the outcomes of the bouts mean nothing.

If Tapology is going to start featuring ridiculous ******** like this it should add WWE also. But doing so is only going to devalue Tapology as a brand.
FistyMcKickerChoke
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11.02.2021 | 4:21 PM ET

The **** between fights is theater but the bouts are legit and do not have predetermined winners, so it is not like WWE. I don't think we should be able to select winners since it's "custom rules" bouts but saying this devalues tapology's brand is a little much. I'm only arguing with you for the sake of other people who might be reading, I honestly don't care what you think about anything.

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Baldric Eggling
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11.02.2021 | 4:51 PM ET

You were very recently decrying the negligence displayed by BKFC which led to somebody getting killed. But you're also for a promotion that pits two-on-one and men against women? How about the fact that Bryson Dean Collins has never won a fight despite fighting guys who themselves had never won a fight until they fought him?The one fight listed isn't even a fight. It's either a public execution, or the 'custom rules' will mean it's something that isn't a real contest anyway--which would be preferable. It's hard to imagine more negligent and meaningless event.

You're a pretty standard hypocrite, really. Fisty's Law: 'It's deplorable unless I like it in which case it's OK'. Nobody normal who has ever watched one of these things would ever want to again. But of course being the sort of person who stands with your mouth agape, waving a stuffed animal in one hand, a sluice of wiener juice and bud lite tricking  down your chin with the fireworks display reflected dumbly in your large wet eyes black with Torpidity, at a monster truck rally, I'm not in the least surprised that this.....thing, appeals to you.

* Edited at 11.02.2021, 4:55 PM ET *

FistyMcKickerChoke
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11.02.2021 | 5:24 PM ET

What the **** is wiener juice, do you just have a madlib that you're plugging words into? idiot

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11.02.2021 | 5:29 PM ET

This argument falls about halfway between congress of viena and xbox party on my civilised debate metre. 

"Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once." - Julius Caesar.

FistyMcKickerChoke
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11.02.2021 | 5:30 PM ET

hahaha dead center?

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11.02.2021 | 5:32 PM ET

huh sponsored by CamSoda? Main event War Machine vs Christy Mack?

"I've lost 7000€ on Jared Cannonier."

Hadrian Caesar
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11.02.2021 | 5:35 PM ET

I mean no racial slurs have been dropped and he did use "Torpidity" 

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Baldric Eggling
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11.02.2021 | 5:35 PM ET

@Hadrian still better than TED.
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11.02.2021 | 5:38 PM ET

True, they'd probably give Garbrandt a slot to explain how his opponents can't run from him due to them not having wheels 

"Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once." - Julius Caesar.

Baldric Eggling
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11.02.2021 | 6:02 PM ET

@Fisty let's not pretend you don't know what wiener Juice is. It is a term used interchangeably and refers to either the juice of a wiener, which is a type of sausage, or is otherwise a colloquial  term used to describe semen. I find it difficult to believe you're unfamiliar with either, given that you frequently ingest the former and are paid to do so in the goods that produce the latter. Such is the market value of your services, which is unlikely to increase inasmuch as amazingly, in your twentieth year of business you have not figured out basic supply and demand and persist in giving it away without charge recreationally. 

Enjoy the card, Lips.

;)


 
FistyMcKickerChoke
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11.02.2021 | 6:07 PM ET

weird projection but go off, whatever you wanna jerk it to is your business I guess.

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11.02.2021 | 6:09 PM ET

Just had a business exam and Baldric is giving me flashbacks. Hoping my next one has a question on this source. 

"Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once." - Julius Caesar.

Baldric Eggling
Baldric Eggling

11.02.2021 | 6:23 PM ET

Was it this one:?

Fisty has bought a PPV for fight Circus III: Hold my beer. If Fisty performs the act of fellatio on 12 customers, and was paid in packets of Franklin-Mayer Weiners, which cost 3.95$ each, how many packs did Fisty return to safeway and exchange for the receipt price in order to afford to pay for the PPV?


Because he failed that one. But still bought the event.

LOL.

I shouldn't sink the boot in too much. This really isn't a challenge. Enjoy the card Fisty, it's not for me, but you do you.
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11.02.2021 | 6:32 PM ET

Wow you must really want me to enjoy this card, you keep insisting. I promise I'll be getting drunk and laughing my ass off watching goofy mismatches on a **** site, and I won't have the internal dilemma of having to pretend I'm some self-righteous busybody who's too good to enjoy it. Enjoy being a faux intellectual, this isn't for you.

"Throughout my career I've learned that "If you win you're the ****, if you lose it's bad." - Bruno "Blindadao" Silva"

Baldric Eggling
Baldric Eggling

11.02.2021 | 6:37 PM ET

The term you're looking for there is pseudo-intellectual Fisty.

Keep that one in your back pocket for next time. You're welcome.

Peace out!

* Edited at 11.02.2021, 6:37 PM ET *

FistyMcKickerChoke
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11.02.2021 | 6:39 PM ET

I guess you would be more familiar with the term since you hear it so often, right? 

"Throughout my career I've learned that "If you win you're the ****, if you lose it's bad." - Bruno "Blindadao" Silva"


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