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Setting up the Holloway v Kattar Fight Card, Jan 16...How it SHOULD be structured. Best to worst fights...
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12.29.2020 | 1:46 PM ET
Main Card:
1. Holloway #1 v Kattar #6
2. Ponzinibbio v Li
3. Soriano v Todorovic
4. Akhmedov #13 v Breese
5. Vieira v Hernandez
6. Hawes v Imavov
Prelims:
7. Simon v Kelleher
8. Zawada v Emeev
9. Tafa v Felipe
10. Alves v Aguilera
11. Lentz v Grundy
12. Kilburn v Lingo
Early Prelims:
13. Pena v McMann
14. Correia v Wu
15. Moras v Melo
* Edited at 12.29.2020, 2:56 PM ET *
Responses Page 3
01.03.2021 | 11:42 AM ET
My friends and I use to put on boxing gloves, and just punch the christ out of each other. Only one of us suffered a knockout in those sessions.
My **** is 15 inches
I went to the bar and I remember the whole night, we went down in a group, played pool, beer, wings. We head back to apartment. Long story short a steroided out drunk maniac that my friend brought along sucker punched me and kicked me in the head when I was down a few times.
Broke my orbital and cheek bone.
I can do **** push ups
Am I bad ass, guys?
"For no particular reason beat up everyone"
01.03.2021 | 11:46 AM ET
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01.03.2021 | 12:06 PM ET
"I’m here to snatch necks and cash checks" - Darrick Minner
01.03.2021 | 12:07 PM ET
My response to the @rkn5 Manliness Test
I the only time I've ever been in a fight is to depend myself in a pub fight, I've never gone looking for trouble.
Can you defend yourself?
To an extent. Against a fat drunk guy, yes. Against a sober pro or amateur fighter, no.
Have you ever practiced MMA?
Nope.
Have you ever competed?
Nope.
Have you ever won?
Nope. As mentioned in the previous question, I've never competed so I've never won. By the same token, I've never lost either, I am undefeated with a record of 0-0-0.
Do you have a job that makes people better?
Nope but it pays the bills, that'll do for me.
Are you fit?
Nope.
Are you handsome?
Depends on your standards. If you consider Danny DeVito attractive then yes, I'm attractive. I'm a solid 3/10 in my humble opinion.
Do women find you attractive?
I've never asked but I doubt it.
Are you sexually active?
Do you mean with other people or inanimate objects because that will affect my answer.
Do you bring any value to the world?
Nope. ****, that hit deep.
Can you pleasure a woman?
I once told a joke that made a female colleague laugh so yes, yes I can. Oh, you mean like that. In case, no.
"I wish you good luck but I don't want you to rely on luck"
01.03.2021 | 12:24 PM ET
I would still really love to meet all 3 of you for an in person confrontation and that invitation will continue to stand.
But respect to you Stephen for showing some vulnerability in the forum...if you’re ever looking to improve yourself you can hit me up.
I guess I’m lucky or blessed because I can honesty say yes to all the criteria I layed out. I could do more and be better myself for sure, but in an MMA ethos there are certain characteristics that take precedent and are generally respected...it’s a macho space, it’s fighting, and testosterone driven.
To all the bystanders and neutral guys here...respect, enjoy the show...I appreciate your humor
01.03.2021 | 12:31 PM ET
Admittedly I was only answering those questions because I was board and at the moment this is the most entertaining thread on the site. In all seriousness though, I'm a big boxing fan and one of my new years resolutions was to join a local boxing gym (when they reopen after lockdown and if I still have the motivation to do so by that point) to learn how to box, probably never compete but just to use boxing as a way of staying fit and having some fun.
"I wish you good luck but I don't want you to rely on luck"
01.03.2021 | 12:36 PM ET
01.03.2021 | 12:45 PM ET
"I’m here to snatch necks and cash checks" - Darrick Minner
01.03.2021 | 1:23 PM ET
"Sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe ****! "
01.03.2021 | 4:40 PM ET
Just make sure he has his shots before entering our country. no telling what bush meat he's been eating. or who's bush for that matter.
Im a generous promoter what can I say I'm good with my 10%.
The card is so far as follows
Main Card
RKN5 vs Fisty and Mickey420 in a custom rules 2v1 MMA match
Under Card
Tieoken vs Imperator Fishrat in a modified rules MMA / Poutine eating (I will reach out to greg to see if we can get this bout type added)
Still room available for any grudge matches needing settled. Contact me directly.
Venue: TBD
Broadcast: CamSoda .99 Cents
01.03.2021 | 4:52 PM ET
"Quack quack quack"
01.03.2021 | 5:29 PM ET
"I’m here to snatch necks and cash checks" - Darrick Minner
01.03.2021 | 6:43 PM ET
Being a poutine connoisseur myself, i will judge with knowledge and consistency.
01.03.2021 | 10:38 PM ET
170 lb will do. More later...make it happen
01.04.2021 | 5:04 AM ET
No pressure, but you better win!!!
"Sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe ****! "
01.04.2021 | 9:43 AM ET
You fight at Featherweight or about 145lb ish right? And @rkn5 wants it at 170lb. If this fight were to happen then the two options are for it to be a catchweight fight at 155lbs -160lbs or an open weight fight where you two just fight at your normal weights. Either way I'd say that you'd win in the 1st round, probably by submission as you looked good on the ground in the video that @DamienHandel420 provided in the UFC thread a while back (Using this one as an example as it was the most recent fight and the one that @DamienHandel420 originally provided. More can be found by typing "Austin Gowen" in YouTube. Tieoken is in the red shorts as a reminder or for those that haven't seen it).
"I wish you good luck but I don't want you to rely on luck"
01.04.2021 | 10:19 AM ET
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