The Miscellaneous Thread

@Fisty we both know that if you ever owned a bar, it would be constructed out of shoe boxes in a dark alley behind a daycare centre. It would be decorated with funko pop dolls, and out-of-season Christmas lights fished out of a smith family collection bin with one of your very own fubsy, hairy paw. The right one--with the tattoo of George Michael and Colonel sanders kissing. Its selling point would be free peanut butter cups, and it would only serve ether and duct tape. And your mother would be out the front of it in a gold-glitter wiggle skirt, missing a shoe, slumped like a wet diaper against the fire hydrant, oblivious to the ****roach nibbling on her earlobe.

 The reason I am allowed back is that I put the spring in Springfield. This entire thread is basically just a dead electric pony ride waiting for ****les to be slipped into the coin slot. Someone has to stir the pot occasionally.

It's human nature to want to argue and ****post and banter. It makes life entertaining. And if life could never be that, who would even want it?

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 I've thrown people out of my office for less

Specifically what he's referring to of course is the bathroom cubicle of the local Dunkin Donuts, when the John who promised to tip a pack of snackin' bacon to split his button without a rubber doesn't hold up his end of the bargain.

Context matters.

On that note, I only ask that users of this forum pay attention to the people at which I direct my mockery. It's never levelled at good people. There's a pattern. Notice how Fisty and Gorilla biscuits are essentially the same person? Terminally sanctimonious grievance--wokies. Always whining, chastising, demanding and pleading Greg take action on their behalf, demanding safe spaces, that they get their own way --and when he doesn't cater to them, they immediately descend into seething passive-aggressiveness and throw quips at him. They're the same person. And that person is the fat kid in willy wonka.Go back and read both their posts. Follow the trajectory of their engagements with Greg. They both make the same appeal, and both end the same way, which reads between the lines as 'Pwease save me from opinions I don't like and if u don't u fail'.

Surely I can't be the only person on these boards who finds this pathetic, and repulsive.

The reason they want me gone is simple: I embarrass and ratio them, and make a spectacle of their latent, unexamined narcissism and inanity for others to enjoy. It incites them to rage. This is, I think, important work.

I don't block nor report anybody. My place of ****s given for all that is barren, and beyond that I'm not a spoiled child and accept I have to share the world with people whose ideas I either consider absurdities or outright thought-cancer.I'll never advocate for anyone to be banned. I'm not that weak.

 It is mystifying to me why the block feature isn't used more often. Gorilla biscuits explicitly said I was 'definitely going on ignore' and then a day later he's up in this hoe going back and forth with me. The only thing stranger is the fact that Fisty has had me blocked for God knows how long and is still tugging at Greg's ermine robe for me to be permabanned despite not even being able to read my posts. He's still literally stamping his feet teary-eyed over content that's presumably been invisible to him for years. It's almost incomprehensible to me. How precious isthat?

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@Casual the event discussion threads are currently the most toxic, and boring aspect of the entire site. It's amazing how badly they've degenerated, but I've no idea how Greg begins to fix it. It's just the same merry-go-round of sham teenage gambling millionaires bloviating about how they all drive fictitious Lamborghinis to Swiss Chalets that don't exist and **** one another's mothers before subsequently beating them to death with empty bottles of Dom Perignon every weekend. I honestly don't understand how anyone can stand it for any appreciable amount of time.

@Greg ok. I've had my quarterly spate. I'll take another suspension when you read this. 4 monther if that's OK. Publically advertising this request here so there won't be any confusion or conspiracy theories about it. Got to get back to work. I'll take any excuse to flunk off, and ****posting on the interwebs isn't one I need.

Cheers mate.

And for the record, don't forget that this is the internet, people. It's a virtual space. Not a real one. I'd never dream of speaking to anyone the way I do here in RL and I sure as **** hope that's true for everybody else. I don't really think Fisty is a Pedo. Nor Gorilla biscuits. And I'm sure their parents are fine. I don't exclusively and entirely hate WMMA, and it's my hope that no WMMA fighter ever reads my post purely due to the remote probability that one of them tracks me down and I have the everliving **** beaten out of me by a woman half my size, in public. There have been some barnburner WMMA fights over the years. The quality probably won't ever be there at the same rate, the way this is the case with women's sports generally. But you do get some gems. I'm generally fine with it.

It's just about killing time and having fun doing it. It's banter.

Deuces.