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ChronoGears14
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08.06.2019 | 11:32 PM ET

I'd buy and wear a Tapology shirt. Just throwing that out there. Anybody else?

"Stupidity lies in wanting to draw conclusions." ― Gustave Flaubert

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ChronoGears14
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08.06.2019 | 11:39 PM ET

Maybe some coffee mugs? A signed MassaBruce 8x10? A collectable Joe Kerr action figure set? 

"Stupidity lies in wanting to draw conclusions." ― Gustave Flaubert

ChronoGears14
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08.06.2019 | 11:44 PM ET

A coffee table book just filled with ImperatorFishrat's forum posts?

"Stupidity lies in wanting to draw conclusions." ― Gustave Flaubert

ImperatorFishrat
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08.06.2019 | 11:47 PM ET

Would buy a Tapology hoodie.

Dot it Greg.

Bangladeshi textile slaves are but a few clicks away and it's a way for me to support Tap.

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BradThom717
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08.07.2019 | 12:17 AM ET

I would ABSOLUTELY buy a book filled with nothing but Fishy Quotes, Sayings and epic fight breakdowns. Now that's absolutely genius @Chrono

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ImperatorFishrat
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08.07.2019 | 12:56 AM ET

"When you are Drunk, the old ***** tastes like a virgin'--Fishrat.

"'I'm God. La de da'--Anne Sexton."

ChronoGears14
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08.07.2019 | 1:02 AM ET

@fish, I think that's the title right there

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BradThom717
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08.07.2019 | 1:07 AM ET

Welllll daaang fish... I didn't mean quotes about fishy tasting, uggghh... Things.  LOL

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BradThom717
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08.07.2019 | 1:15 AM ET

Chrono, watch this... This is great. @Fishy, what do you think of Tonya Evinger? 

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ChronoGears14
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08.07.2019 | 1:53 AM ET

Brad, I'm sure he feels how we all feel, a radiant beautiful young woman that lights up the world with her smile!

"Stupidity lies in wanting to draw conclusions." ― Gustave Flaubert

ImperatorFishrat
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08.07.2019 | 2:00 AM ET

Imagine you're sitting out the front of a KFC on your lunchbreak, drinking a coke and not really thinking about anything but you're own ok life. The sun is out, birds are tweeting.  Suddenly a stark naked woman more hideous than anything you could have imagined possible jumps out from a nearby bush with coleslaw smeared over her entire body, a fried drumstick protruding bone-first from her sex, runs over to your table arms outstretched before her, clutching a large turd in each hand (both have lit sparklers stuck into them) which she thrusts under your nose and demands to know in a shrill, ****ney accent 'what's wrong with these m'lord?!"

That's basically how I react to that question. Some things are so patently and objectively abhorrent, or just so obvious, that it's difficult to articulate why. It's kind of like asking what makes a very triangular triangle.

I mean, I can talk about how she's built like a slice of undertoasted wholemeal bread left for two days in very light rain on park bench, but there's some other dimension of perversity and hideousness that defies physical description.I don't know. She looks like the sort of woman who would sidle up to you from a narrow dark alley littered in garbage,smelling like a forgotten wet towel in a gym locker, to propose to you breathily in a voice like gravel rolling in a bucket of snot and between chews of g**** bubblacious that does nothing to disguise the stench of a rotten tooth, that she'll 'show you a good time' behind a nearby overflowing  dumpster being raided by city crows, several of them half-bald with common mange, if you "buys me a box'er of cheez-its and a big bottle o' crab shampoo'.

* Edited at 08.07.2019, 2:18 AM ET *

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ChronoGears14
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08.07.2019 | 2:11 AM ET

I think I'm going to commission you to write my stepmother's obituary one day.

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ChronoGears14
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08.07.2019 | 2:12 AM ET

I'd tell you the funniest part, but it's the whole thing, no it's got to be "what's wrong with these m'lord" I laughed from a healthy place in my torso for a minute.

* Edited at 08.07.2019, 2:18 AM ET *

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BradThom717
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08.07.2019 | 2:38 AM ET

That's ******* funny... Fish loooves Evinger. I'll go look for his last fight breakdown of her. It's epic

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BradThom717
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08.07.2019 | 2:53 AM ET

This is probably Fishrat's best work... The Lina Lansberg vs. Tonya Evinger fight breakdown. Here ya go. 

Evinger vs Lansberg

Evinger, dec.


oh goodee; won't this be a treat. Seriously I have no idea why the matchmakers think anyone wants to see fights like this. I do not believe there is a single human being in existence, nor has there ever been, who is or has ever sat around thinking 'Man, I hope they make Lansberg vs Evinger..that would make my ******* life!'.
At least, like a flu shot or a prostrate exam you know what you're getting and can prepare for it in advance. Firstly,  Evinger: The go-to unkempt beater hag, who is dragged out like the old sweater you mow the lawn in, surly as librarian, smelling of soup and a wet dog, looking like she just woke up from beneath a staircase, to be brickbashed by women the UFC is trying to promote-- which in all fairness is a capacity in which she's ideal in because she is terrible as she is durable. Then you've got Lina lansberg who is also singularly awful and probably only ever gets a phone call because, like evinger, she's as difficult to finish as a poo sandwich.This is a fight that is only happening because ESPN needs warm female FW bodies in the cage, and I, and I suspect nobody else, cares what the outcome is any more they care about 50's vacuum cleaner service logs.

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freemoneyforall
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08.07.2019 | 2:16 PM ET

I'd totally buy a tap T-shirt or hoodie or baseball cap.

* Edited at 08.07.2019, 2:17 PM ET *

OldManGloom
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08.07.2019 | 3:46 PM ET

At one point there were shirts available to buy, I've got one.  Not sure if there still around or not.

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Hippie
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08.07.2019 | 3:56 PM ET

@gloom

No ****?  That’s cool!
poir420
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08.07.2019 | 4:14 PM ET


They do exist out there I believe they were for sale at one point but seems like it was a long time ago. Still rock my shirt all the time!

Edit - Just saw glooms post lol

* Edited at 08.07.2019, 4:15 PM ET *

"“All of a sudden, he was shooting for a takedown, and I’m like, ‘Oh, you’re a wrestler now? Remember, I’m the black belt in jiu-jitsu. And you’re shooting on me now? This is a wrap." - Nate Diaz"

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08.07.2019 | 4:32 PM ET


You could just buy this stuff in the mean time haha


http://www.tapology.org/store

"“All of a sudden, he was shooting for a takedown, and I’m like, ‘Oh, you’re a wrestler now? Remember, I’m the black belt in jiu-jitsu. And you’re shooting on me now? This is a wrap." - Nate Diaz"

ImperatorFishrat
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08.07.2019 | 5:21 PM ET

My GF is kind of a wizard who can use Maia, unreal engine etc. She can do 3d modelling, animation, the whole works. She could knock up a design in minutes. Child's play.

Let me know Greg. No charge.You can email me some ideas on how you want it look if you like.

* Edited at 08.07.2019, 5:44 PM ET *

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