Tapology Shirt?

Would buy a Tapology hoodie.

Dot it Greg.

Bangladeshi textile slaves are but a few clicks away and it's a way for me to support Tap.

"When you are Drunk, the old ***** tastes like a virgin'--Fishrat.

Imagine you're sitting out the front of a KFC on your lunchbreak, drinking a coke and not really thinking about anything but you're own ok life. The sun is out, birds are tweeting.  Suddenly a stark naked woman more hideous than anything you could have imagined possible jumps out from a nearby bush with coleslaw smeared over her entire body, a fried drumstick protruding bone-first from her sex, runs over to your table arms outstretched before her, clutching a large turd in each hand (both have lit sparklers stuck into them) which she thrusts under your nose and demands to know in a shrill, ****ney accent 'what's wrong with these m'lord?!"

That's basically how I react to that question. Some things are so patently and objectively abhorrent, or just so obvious, that it's difficult to articulate why. It's kind of like asking what makes a very triangular triangle.

I mean, I can talk about how she's built like a slice of undertoasted wholemeal bread left for two days in very light rain on park bench, but there's some other dimension of perversity and hideousness that defies physical description.I don't know. She looks like the sort of woman who would sidle up to you from a narrow dark alley littered in garbage,smelling like a forgotten wet towel in a gym locker, to propose to you breathily in a voice like gravel rolling in a bucket of snot and between chews of g**** bubblacious that does nothing to disguise the stench of a rotten tooth, that she'll 'show you a good time' behind a nearby overflowing  dumpster being raided by city crows, several of them half-bald with common mange, if you "buys me a box'er of cheez-its and a big bottle o' crab shampoo'.

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My GF is kind of a wizard who can use Maia, unreal engine etc. She can do 3d modelling, animation, the whole works. She could knock up a design in minutes. Child's play.

Let me know Greg. No charge.You can email me some ideas on how you want it look if you like.

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