Topic: War Machine

War Machine faces 34 felony charges

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Kpro

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11.15.2014 | 8:00 PM ET

Yesterday it was only 32 and he was probably was gonna walk. Now with 34 felonies, it'll be serious time.

"I Stab Waterbeds!"

Fighter Details

Given Name: Jonathan Koppenhaver
Pro MMA Record: 14-5-0 (Win-Loss-Draw)
Nickname: N/A
Current Streak: 1 Loss
Age: 1981-11-30 | Date of Birth: 1981.11.30
Last Fight: October 18, 2013 in BFC
Weight Class: Welterweight | Last Weigh-In: 170.5 lbs
Affiliation: N/A
Height: 5'11" (181cm) | Reach: 70.0" (178cm)
Career Disclosed Earnings: $84,000 USD
Born: United States
Fighting out of: Las Vegas, Nevada
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CthulhuJones

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11.15.2014 | 8:01 PM ET

My Rankings: War Machine Ranked in 1 List

#2 All Time Most Crazy Fighters

Who the **** is my #1 though? JUNIE BROWNING. Nah, you gotta take a backseat Junie.

* Edited at 11.15.2014, 8:01 PM ET *

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Kpro

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11.15.2014 | 8:03 PM ET

My Pick History: War Machine 1 Prediction | 1 - 0

BELLATOR 96 | 2013.06.19

correct War Machine correct KO/TKO correct Round 1

My Rankings: War Machine Ranked in 3 Lists

"I Stab Waterbeds!"

PilloryChoke

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11.15.2014 | 8:04 PM ET

#1 The ****list
#3 KTFO Wishlist
Can I still keep a guy on the KTFO Wishlist when they're in jail? Can War Machine fight openweight in the Prison Fight League against Lee Murray or Datsik the Clown?

"When Conor fought Cowboy, he looked like a lion. When he fights stronger opponents, he looks like a scared chicken." - Khabib

CthulhuJones

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11.15.2014 | 8:04 PM ET

Rofl @ most likely to get ****d in prison. The lists go hard in the paint.

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CthulhuJones

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11.15.2014 | 8:05 PM ET

Joe Son vs War Machine. Book it warden.

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yossgold

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11.16.2014 | 4:12 PM ET

Josh Rosenthal can ref the fight ...

"Hay lohh you Mike, ay lov you Mike. Hyou say somesing like di fo me, and naw I say you ... I LOV YOU! See you som. Boy." -- Yoel Romero, UFC 205

Joseph Roy

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02.06.2020 | 6:46 AM ET

Poor Kristy Mack, i.e, Update

Kopenhaver was openly being threatened by Dawg The Incest Hunter. I am chiming in because he looks like a big guy, all 5'9 and 5' Cowboy Boots, but RIP, Beth, Dawg is now dating his Nephews Mother, and I would never hit a woman, but in my opinion dude Kopenhaver caught K Mack in bed with needs to grow a pair, let's her get buckled and he runs.

"Da best takedown is a straight Right."

brandonk

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04.17.2020 | 9:34 PM ET

@Kpro

How is Datsik not 1?

freemoneyforall

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04.20.2020 | 12:41 AM ET

If I recall correctly that's the only fight that bum ever won.

Edit: so those two extra crimes gave him 36 years? ***?

* Edited at 04.20.2020, 12:42 AM ET *

freemoneyforall

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04.20.2020 | 12:02 PM ET

****. They even made a documentary about

sure Christy Mack is use to getting pounded

pie2munch

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04.20.2020 | 4:36 PM ET

Well on that note, I’m heading over to ****hub for more research

freemoneyforall

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04.20.2020 | 7:02 PM ET

Lmfao

Xconchris

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04.20.2020 | 7:17 PM ET

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