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michigandolphin
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03.29.2011 | 5:27 PM ET

Thiago Silva's drug test came back with urine inconsistent with human urine. What kind of pee was it? How did he get it? The more absurd the answer the better in my book.

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HavokDM
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03.29.2011 | 5:38 PM ET

I wouldn't even be able to guess.  The only thing I could imagine being more embarrassing is if he had submitted a urine sample that came from a pregnant woman.  That would be kinda hard to live down.

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MR BIG STUFF
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03.29.2011 | 5:40 PM ET

thiago is the man...... to bad he's not that smart!

is this man stupid....
what camp is he with.. where does he train.. if so, he's a disgrace to brasil.. he wont be fighting back home for ufc event.. watta dumb ass!
michigandolphin
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03.29.2011 | 5:45 PM ET

stop with your actual responses...lol. 
Thiago knew that he would fail his test, so, he drove 28 miles outside the city to a small chicken farm. Thiago, knowing the farmer, frantically pounded on the door to the farmhouse. When the farmer arrived at the door he found a very calm, focused Thiago Silva, the likes of which have never been seen. Feeling shocked old Mcdonald the farmer asked what he could help his old friend Silva with. Thiago explained, (in perfect english) that his fight with Brandon Vera had been delayed and he no longer needed to be on a diet. He was hungry for some chicken. Mcdonald knowing that Thiago likes his chicken raw, unlocked the door to the chicken coop. Silva had a field day, chicken pee everywhere. Having the sample that was needed, Thiago slipped away into the night, crushing Vera's nose and bongo-ing the hell out of his back. Until Silva needs another sample, old Mcdonald's farm is quiet...a little too queit.

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rdmcurator
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03.29.2011 | 5:50 PM ET

Unicorn!


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michigandolphin
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03.29.2011 | 5:51 PM ET

YES!!! How did he get the unicorn pee???

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kallousklown
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03.29.2011 | 5:52 PM ET

Chupacabra

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michigandolphin
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03.29.2011 | 5:54 PM ET

We all know that Thiago is an avid Chupacabra hunter.

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kallousklown
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03.29.2011 | 6:00 PM ET

After he slaughters them, he probably does the throat slashing gesture then decapitates them. btw, congrats on the blue belt, dolphin.

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michigandolphin
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03.29.2011 | 6:22 PM ET

haha, classic thiago! Thanks man.

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seanbio
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03.29.2011 | 7:51 PM ET

Macheetah Piss

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03.29.2011 | 8:57 PM ET

Anyone given thought to the idea that Silva's urine came back inconsistent with human urine because Thiago isn't human?  He could be a Terminator sent from the future to destroy LHW's. 

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HavokDM
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03.29.2011 | 10:49 PM ET

@OldManGloom:  That's possible.  However, if Brandon Vera is the one destined to lead the rebellion that will one day defeat the terminators...we're screwed.

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kallousklown
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03.29.2011 | 10:58 PM ET

No way Brandon Vera leads annyone. If anything, his wife has a higher chance of leading us.

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OldManGloom
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03.29.2011 | 11:03 PM ET

@Havok, you don't see his "Walk Like An Egyptian" dance being the universal gesture of freedom?

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michigandolphin
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03.29.2011 | 11:29 PM ET

vera always reminded me of Imhotep from the Mummy.

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kallousklown
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03.29.2011 | 11:38 PM ET

I'd rather be enslaved by machines than have Brandon Vera as my savior.

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03.30.2011 | 12:16 AM ET

I really hope some story emerges from Thiago's people to the effect of.... he was drinking some kind of animal(tiger, lion, gorilla, grizzly etc) piss as part of his strange training regimen and it didn't fully metabolize.

It will be marvelously epic and pathetically sad at the same time.

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03.30.2011 | 1:25 AM ET

Maybe he's just like Charlie Sheen and has Tiger's Blood and Adonis DNA and these primitive test cannot handle the genetic evolutionary marvel that is Thiago Silva. 

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kallousklown
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03.30.2011 | 1:27 AM ET

Does someone seriously mind telling me what is this stuff about charlie sheen and tiger blood crap? i keep hearing his name but i have no idea what is up. i make it a point to ignore celebrities but I'd like to know.

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03.30.2011 | 1:40 AM ET

Sheen is an idiot. If you've been lucky enough to avoid hearing his deranged babbling this long, just be happy and keep it that way.
Your IQ drops 1 point for every second you listen to him.

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