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michigandolphin
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03.29.2011 | 5:27 PM ET

Thiago Silva's drug test came back with urine inconsistent with human urine. What kind of pee was it? How did he get it? The more absurd the answer the better in my book.

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kallousklown
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03.30.2011 | 2:25 AM ET

How does Charlie Sheen relate to Thiago Silva?

"Are we gonna jump, or we just gonna jerk each other off?"

geezhound
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03.30.2011 | 2:38 AM ET

Sheen said he has tiger blood.
It was implied that Thiago may also have tiger blood, and therefore, tiger piss.
Relationship was established via feline bodily fluids.

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michigandolphin
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03.30.2011 | 2:43 AM ET

Thiago is as manly as two and a half men.

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kallousklown
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03.30.2011 | 2:58 AM ET

Thiago, manly as 2.5 men? what does that make Vera?

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03.30.2011 | 5:19 AM ET

That would make Vera the Faceless Man
bklettke
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03.30.2011 | 9:41 AM ET

This is ******* hilarious - steriods, yeah i think the world can forgive that a time or even two - but a non-human urinalysis sample..... *** THIAGO. Why wouldn't he get a sample from a coach or training partner or something human.... i don't even know what to say man.

BTW - i'd let kerri vera lead me any day of the week!

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03.30.2011 | 2:52 PM ET

Oh wow I didn't know he didn't even test his own urine, wow that is just stupid as hell that changes my view on it a bit.
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03.30.2011 | 3:13 PM ET

Yup, it wasn't even HUMAN urine.....
OldManGloom
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03.30.2011 | 5:18 PM ET

I looked around at a couple sites trying to get more of the story and it appears that when they tested his sample it came through clear for recreational drugs, but then they tested for elevated testosterone and it came back that there wasn't any.  So most likely it was fake piss, not animal piss.  Kind of disapointing.  @Klown go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg, it will explain everything about the Ma-Sheen.  Well not really, its just funny.

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HavokDM
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03.30.2011 | 5:25 PM ET

I'm no doctor.  Maybe there is someone on this site that can chime in.  Can you use a urine cleanser that works so well that it cleans that thoroughly?  I can't imagine someone thinking that fake piss could pass for these kinds of tests. 

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OldManGloom
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03.30.2011 | 5:33 PM ET

@Havok Agree, but if your dumb enough to juice when you know you've got to drop, well, no luck for the stupid.

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03.30.2011 | 6:02 PM ET

OK, Silva has owned up to it.  Used a masking agent to cover up banned painkillers taken for a back injury.

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03.30.2011 | 8:02 PM ET

He says the adulterant was used to cover up pain medication, but who knows what he was covering up?
He's already proven his dishonesty by altering the sample, so I don't believe a word he says anyway. Maybe it was pain med, maybe it was juice, but it always sounds better to say it was pain med.
The sample was already compromised, so they're never going to know exactly what substances were in it.

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03.30.2011 | 8:10 PM ET

I defenetly agree with geezhound. Which is super disappointing because Silva's a great fighter. He looked huge and absolutely dominant in his fight against Vera. Vera even stated in an interview how supprised he was at Thiagos strength (possible excuse for an embarrassing loss) and combined with the fact that he denied allegations/ kept quiet for so long, dosent paint a very good picture for Silva. Their is no way of knowing forsure what he took, deep down inside I hope its not juice but I can never be sure, thus this defenetly makes me lose a ton of respect for Thiago.

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