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pocco_chavez
- What is this? 2nd Degree Purple Belt
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"Junes over? Julying ese! "
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I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
I woo women with my sensuous and god-like trombone playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in 20 minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Peru.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello...I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang-gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire, I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail...Last summer I toured New Jersey with a travelling centrifugal force demonstration...My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby ****, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago, I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. But I have not yet gone to college.
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Elves Brener vs. Kaynan Kruschewsky | correct Brener Decision | 50 | ||
Jailton Almeida vs. Derrick Lewis | correct Almeida Submission Round 3 | 50 | ||
Angela Hill vs. Denise Gomes | wrong Gomes Decision | |||
Caio Borralho vs. Abus Magomedov | correct Borralho Submission Round 2 | 50 | ||
Gabriel Bonfim vs. Nicolas Dalby | wrong Bonfim Submission Round 1 | |||
Elizeu Zaleski vs. Rinat Fakhretdinov | wrong Fakhretdinov Decision | |||
Montserrat Conejo Ruiz vs. Eduarda Moura | correct Moura Submission Round 1 | 50 | ||
Rodrigo Nascimento vs. Don'Tale Mayes II | correct Nascimento correct Decision | 75 | ||
Kauê Fernandes vs. Marc Diakiese | wrong Fernandes Decision | |||
Vitor Petrino vs. Modestas Bukauskas | correct Petrino Decision | 50 | ||
Karolina Kowalkiewicz vs. Diana Belbiţă | correct Kowalkiewicz correct Decision | 75 | ||
Joe Pyfer vs. Abdul Razak Alhassan | correct Pyfer Decision | 50 |