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everythingZen

Member since November 22, 2014

everythingZen
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" It's Alright, Ma (I'm Only Bleeding)"

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold; the bird froze up and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!

The morals of this story are:

Not everyone who drops **** on you is your enemy.

Not everyone who gets you out of **** is your friend.

And when you're in deep ****, keep your mouth shut!

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