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djtommyteknique

djtommyteknique
What is this? 3rd Degree Black Belt
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B4 Carlin here's my joke: it's GREGORY! He should go back ro blowing leaves and sacrifice his cool site for cool people like Tartara Terry Trig Ken pureincognito MY BELLATRIX kush chrislau & schatte **** theESTABLISHMENT & **** TRICKNOLOGY.. GREG ACTS like a brady so **** GREG 2

Okay. Like to start with a list of people I can do without. I think everybody has a list like this. This is my list of people I can do without.

Guys in… guys in there fifties named Skip.

Anyone who pays for ******l jelly with an Exxon credit card.

An airline pilot whose wearing two different shoes.

A proctologist with poor depth perception.

A pimp who drives a Toyota Corolla.

A gynecologist who wants my wife to have 3 or 4 drinks before the examination.

Guys with a lot of small pins on their hats.

Anyone who mentions Jesus more than 300 times in a 2-minute conversation.

A dentist with blood in his hair.

Any woman whose hobby is breastfeeding zoo animals.

A funeral director who says, “Hope to see you folks again real soon.”

Girls who get drunk and throw up at breakfast.

A man with only one lip.

A Boy Scout master who owns a ***** shop.

People who actually know the second verse to the Star Spangled Banner.

Any lawyer who refers to the police as the federalez.

A cross-eyed nun with a bullwhip and a bottle of gin.

A brain surgeon with “Born to Lose” tattooed on his hands.

Guys who have their names printed on their belts.

Couples whose children’s names all start with the same initial.

A man in a hospital gown directing traffic.

A waitress with a visible infection on her serving hand.

People who have large gums and small teeth.

Guys who wear the same underwear until it begins to cut off the circulation to their feet.

And any man whose arm hair completely covers his wris****ch.

George Carlin - from his show in Union City,NJ

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