The Miscellaneous Thread

This Thread Is a Thread where you can post what ever you want from  **** posting to crazy stuff . Any topic MMA related to what ever you want to talk. Try and not be toxic arsehole. And one rule No Politic allowed because that what made people ****s

Let me Start, I find it insane it like 4 days to Chrismas , Im suprise it so close to the end of the Year,  Fells like Junes.Anyone have anything cool plan for Chrissy, I’m probley just gonna mess around at the gym 

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Small update on that book you want me to read. I'm currently reading Avatar Age of Kyoshi and I'm almost finished. As soon as I'm done with that that book I'll start chapter 3 then notify you when I'm done.

Have some weird personal stories I wanna talk about that may/may not be as funny as they are potentially repulsive. 

Is there a limit on what I can post on here? 

I’m slightly drink and very bored 

@TheDeanofMean whether you choose to share personal stories is entirely up to you. It may be cathartic, it may be traumatic, it may both, or it may be neither. 

First year. I’m young, dumb, and didn’t know how to make good friends. Like every hot blooded male in that school, I wanted to get laid, but I was a lowly ass Virgin and didn’t know how to confront girls without metaphorically ****ting myself 

Low and behold in comes my loyal friend of four years, Davis 

Davis says “I got the girl for you” says she just got out of a bad relationship. He shows me a pic. I’d say bout an 8.5/10 at the time. He promises to be my wingman 

Davis introduces me to her on a Saturday, disguised as a double date with this chick he brought along that he really didn’t give two ****s about

I get to know her. Very awkward at first, felt like I was sweating up a storm, but she seemed to take it as flattery. Couple hours pass, we’re in her bedroom. I really like the girl. She starts easing up to me, way faster than I thought she would (I had low self-esteem back then)

We get on the bed and start getting heated. I never thought my first would be with a woman this hot. I get caught in the moment and start eating her out

However, despite never going down on a girl in the past, I knew something wasn’t right. Something didn’t…smell right

Turns out, about an hour before we went to her place, she had to use the bathroom

She didn’t wipe

The minute I looked down and saw the **** smeared across my lower lip I jolted off the bed, screamed and clawed at my face like I was being attacked by a pissed off horde of mosquitoes, which just got it all over my hands and made me vomit all over her bedroom

She had the nerve to ask “THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU?!” I’m like “Bruh you a grown ass woman and you still need to wear diapers *****”

Couple days pass, I tell my lovely companion Davis about the incident, still shell-shocked 

He laughs his ass off, says he won’t tell anyone 

Proceeds to tell everyone

I earned the moniker ‘****chin’.

Didn’t get laid through the entire year cause women don’t wanna **** a guy who French kisses doodoo 

Good times

hahahahahahahaha

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Louis Smolka discussing "locker room bonuses" in the UFC.

Yuck just reading that makes me feel like I need to wash my mouth. 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

@DeanoMean Funny
@****les Scary

I went on a first date with this brilliant, attractive reporter.  The date went great until we started to make out in his car afterwards.  He was using the weirdest lizard-tongue technique, darting in and out of my mouth.  It was like he was deploying his cunnilingus moves in my mouth.  I thought it was a joke.  I like to make kidders sweat a little so I didn’t say anything about it that night and we planned a second date, whereupon which, I congratulated him on his hilarious lizard tongue technique and he was muy offended.  I never saw or heard from him again.

Second quick one.  I had had a crush on a fellow grad student for awhile—a sweet, little hippie, man-of-the-world.  (My height or shorter.). We had just gone up against each other in a tongue-deploying contest at a party, so I thought I knew my man.  We started making out.  It was hot.  I went in for a little bite.  He pulled away, horrified, and said “make love not war.”  It was over right there and then and he never looked my way again.

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story time wednesday,  Tapology's newest event

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Haha - lizard tongue technique

@****les I’m not particularly keen to hear it, because nature is real.  I’m sorry that it happened and that you were made a witness.  I’m sorry if you have been carrying the memory alone….  It would be easier if we were all around a fire. <3

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