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MQuestionable
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11.24.2011 | 7:18 PM ET

What are some of your least favorite nicknames in MMA?  I'd have to go with:

Ron "The H20 Man" Waterman
Nick "The Promise" Ring
Caol "Uno Shoten" Uno (I believe this translates to "Uno Store" and is a plug for a store he owns)

I would also like to mention that Rory "Ares" MacDonald isn't sitting well with me, "The Waterboy" was awesome!

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11.24.2011 | 7:21 PM ET

yeah i really didnt like the change to ares either...............i hate twinkle toes also

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11.24.2011 | 7:23 PM ET

The Dream Sanchez

"Are we gonna jump, or we just gonna jerk each other off?"

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11.24.2011 | 7:45 PM ET

Kobe Da Stunna, dont remember the guy's actual name. Jacob Ortiz maybe?

"She be curvin all the locals, must like foreigns and this is when I had the Martin, I was just like Lawrence so wassup"

kallousklown
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11.24.2011 | 7:50 PM ET

Not being racist but any black guy that calls himself "Darkness"

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11.24.2011 | 7:50 PM ET

Matt "Handsome" Wiman.
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11.24.2011 | 8:05 PM ET

Phil Mr. Wonderful Davis

"he is going to the hospital, and im going to the after party, ha ha ha" Nate Diaz

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11.24.2011 | 8:07 PM ET

@kallousklow, Im a big fan of Diego Sanchez, but no way Im calling him The Dream, definitely one of the worst

"he is going to the hospital, and im going to the after party, ha ha ha" Nate Diaz

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11.24.2011 | 8:09 PM ET

I kinda like "Twinkle Toes"
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11.24.2011 | 8:10 PM ET

I think Nick "The Promise" Ring is pretty funny.

"Ares" definitely doesn't fit well with MacDonald though. It just screams "I take myself too seriously."

* Edited at 11.24.2011, 9:23 PM ET *

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11.24.2011 | 8:32 PM ET

I was just on bellator.com and saw Cosmo "Good Boy" Alexander.

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11.24.2011 | 9:17 PM ET

Anyone who purposely mispells or uses "leet" or "text" speak in their nicknames.

Jamie "The Chosyn 1" Yager
Kendall "Da Spyder" Grove

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11.24.2011 | 10:09 PM ET

This goes for michael johnson and semerzier in particular. anyone who names themselves "mack/mike da menace"

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11.24.2011 | 10:54 PM ET

 Darrill "The Boss" Schoonover 
 

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11.24.2011 | 11:24 PM ET

I believe the waterboy was/is jason mcdonald

"I don't go running, I train to fight not to run" - Don ******* Frye

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11.24.2011 | 11:34 PM ET

Jason MacDonald is "The Athlete."
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11.25.2011 | 12:22 AM ET

I don't know about bad nicknames. There are a bunch of them. I do however have two favorite nicknames. Uncle Creepy and The Arm Collector 

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11.25.2011 | 12:33 AM ET

"Suga" Rashad Evans

the aforementioned Athlete Jason MacDonald

"the Crippler" Chris Leben

Ken-Flo

J-Lau

"the Upgrade" Dan Lauzon

"War Master"  Josh Barnett
(having pro wrestling experience, you'd think he could come up with something better, like "the Juice" )

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kallousklown
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11.25.2011 | 1:47 AM ET

haha, Josh "The Juice" Barnett

"Are we gonna jump, or we just gonna jerk each other off?"

wolfmanhowl
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11.25.2011 | 2:40 AM ET


Y u do em like that better win manana. or i'm sending him his new nickname. y u do the people who pick you to win like that.
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11.25.2011 | 11:30 AM ET

@Crumx7 I think you mean Darryl "Titties" Schoonover.

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