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rabarrett218
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08.31.2011 | 12:06 AM ET

Post the most inspiring, most iconic, funniest, dumbest, pretty much the best quotes in MMA history. 

"My style is called 'whoop that ass'"- Rampage
"Dana White is my *****"- Tito

"“My style is called ‘whoop that ass"- Rampage"

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buffalo ben
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10.15.2011 | 7:08 PM ET

"these two have been busier than a cucumber in a women's prison"

"You don't have to be perfect, just dont be fraudulant"

FresnoMMA
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10.15.2011 | 7:10 PM ET


I know it's boxing and not MMA but I just had to include it...

Larry Merchant (to Floyd Mayweather) : "I wish I was 50 years younger and I'd kick your ass!"

:) Larry Merchant is a boss.

putaforkinya
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10.15.2011 | 7:23 PM ET

"even the bird that flies the highest has to eventually come down and take a drink" - Kimbo slice _____________________________________________________________________
"if Anderson walks in to a room and says let's put on hip hop and cheal sonnen walks into that same room and says let's play some country, i guarantee we're having a hoedown" -cheal sonnen  _______________________________
interviewer - "rampage what made you get into fighting?" rampage - i heard there was this place where you could knock somebody out and not go to jail, and.... get paid for it i was like whoa where to i sign up"

* Edited at 10.15.2011, 7:26 PM ET *

" holy **** did you see that?, baddest ***********er ever, hooooly ****" -Dana White seconds after Silva KO'd Vitor

Piercerdan
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10.15.2011 | 8:06 PM ET

@lbj6 that was actually on eastmans head ;)

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t0rch
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10.16.2011 | 11:12 AM ET

"The most incredible victory in the history of mixed martial arts!!" - Gus Johnson on Seth Petruzelli defeating Kimbo Slice (at least I'm pretty sure it was Gus).

"I would agree with you, but then we would both be wrong."

Live2wrestle
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10.16.2011 | 11:30 AM ET

Most of the quotes that have been posted so far are funny ones so I think I will post this one:
"The one who doesn't fall doesn't stand up. It happens that I was made kind of an idol. Everybody loses. That happens. I'm a normal human being, as are all of us. If it is God's will, the next fight I'll win... No pressure at all. There is some relief because tomorrow I will go back home."

"She be curvin all the locals, must like foreigns and this is when I had the Martin, I was just like Lawrence so wassup"

FresnoMMA
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10.16.2011 | 1:59 PM ET


Lol @Live2Wrestle who's quote is that?
Live2wrestle
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10.16.2011 | 2:05 PM ET

@Fresno, Fedor's

"She be curvin all the locals, must like foreigns and this is when I had the Martin, I was just like Lawrence so wassup"

minotauro11
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10.16.2011 | 2:15 PM ET

Tito had some great misquotes as a commentator:

"Everybody give a hand for Renato Babalu. One of the greatest light heavyweights of the night."

"That was the old Vitor Belfort that we're all used to seeing, him at 131 years old"


"Let me tell ya how you feelin right now?"

http://youtu.be/lEMpMdhUnno

"We Are All One"

t0rch
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10.16.2011 | 2:22 PM ET

@mino, that was hard to watch.

"I would agree with you, but then we would both be wrong."

FresnoMMA
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10.16.2011 | 2:24 PM ET


@minotauro Ya it's hard to even read those, I've watched some of his commentating and post-fight interviewing of fighters and no matter how much you hate Tito, you still wish he wasn't that bad.
Russello
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10.16.2011 | 3:02 PM ET

@Mino, after watching your video ive lost all faith in life.. Im going to go crawl into a ball and die.

"In the quiet words of the virgin Mary.. come again?"

FresnoMMA
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10.16.2011 | 3:03 PM ET

@Russello That's....despressing

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