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rabarrett218
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08.31.2011 | 12:06 AM ET

Post the most inspiring, most iconic, funniest, dumbest, pretty much the best quotes in MMA history. 

"My style is called 'whoop that ass'"- Rampage
"Dana White is my *****"- Tito

"“My style is called ‘whoop that ass"- Rampage"

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wolfmanhowl
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08.31.2011 | 1:33 PM ET

half of this game is 90% mental, Tim-may sylvia.
ian729
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08.31.2011 | 1:34 PM ET

"Travis Lutter is the Michael Jordan of BJJ"
ian729
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08.31.2011 | 1:35 PM ET

"I thought I was getting ****d by Freddy Mercury.” – Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn.
ian729
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08.31.2011 | 1:37 PM ET

"Everybody underestimates the kick to the groin." - Bas Rutten
ian729
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08.31.2011 | 1:39 PM ET

Stephen Quadros: "I am sure he has a few tricks up his sleeve. " Bas Rutten: "He's not wearing any sleeves." Stephen Quadros: "Don't even start, Bas."
wake99
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08.31.2011 | 4:43 PM ET

"I'm very glad you won that fight, Matt. But eeeh, I'm not impressed by your performance, and I look forward to fight you in the near future."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjZbq-05oRI


xbassistdoodx
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08.31.2011 | 6:12 PM ET

"I don't believe in an eye for an eye. I believe in two eyes for an eye." - The biggest bad ass ever, Bas Rutten!

"If I have seen further than others, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants" - Isaac Newton

outlawmusic
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09.03.2011 | 2:48 PM ET


"I am happy, I am good."- Anderson Silva

 

"I don't go running, I train to fight not to run" - Don ******* Frye

outlawmusic
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09.03.2011 | 2:52 PM ET

Forrest Griffin has lots

"I would drink Machida's piss, not from the source though"

"I hope I'm not fighting Jon Jones"

"He punched me in the chin repeatedly and I was very confused. I tryed to punch him in the chin and he moved his head and looked at me like I was stupid, as if to say why would you try that you slow stupid white boy. I felt like some kid trying to wrestle his dad" Forrest on the Anderson Silva fight

"I'm just waiting for the results of my blood test. I hope I dont get a C"

"I don't go running, I train to fight not to run" - Don ******* Frye

RWLawman
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09.03.2011 | 3:31 PM ET

Those are some funny quotes from Griffin.

" "Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars." - Khalil Gibran "

ProdigyKid14
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09.03.2011 | 3:39 PM ET

Forrest has a lot of awesome ones.
"Gray Maynard's one of the coolest guys I know....but he can't undo that tramp stamp."
Waiting for the multiple Nick Diaz quotes too....

"I fight em all. Men, women, children, ******** people, it doesn't matter. If you hit me, we're gonna fight. -Charles Bennett"

RWLawman
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09.03.2011 | 4:42 PM ET

Diaz has quotes?  I thought he just flipped the bird any time he needed to comment.

" "Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars." - Khalil Gibran "

ProdigyKid14
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09.03.2011 | 5:00 PM ET

I'm talking about the hadouken and Gomi stuff. I'm almost positive he doesn't intend to be funny too, which makes it even better.

"I fight em all. Men, women, children, ******** people, it doesn't matter. If you hit me, we're gonna fight. -Charles Bennett"

Joker313
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09.03.2011 | 7:07 PM ET

"Godspeed and party on, Boop!!" - Bas Rutten
logan48227
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09.03.2011 | 7:14 PM ET

"Right leg hospital, left leg cemetary"- Cro Cop

"You have respect, you don't lose your teeth"

dlos1
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09.03.2011 | 8:03 PM ET

"I'm the best eva" - Phil Baroni

"I was doing this when the prize was going to jail not winning belts" - Tank Abbott

* Edited at 09.03.2011, 8:05 PM ET *

jersey0525
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09.03.2011 | 8:17 PM ET

"i piss excellance" Matt Mitrione

"Let's watch as the excellance hits the bowl" Joe Rogan

"im an OT (ORIGINAL TAPOLOGIST), I used to write for cagepages.com. NO ONE CAN TAKE THAT LEFT HAND SHOT"

brad
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09.09.2011 | 11:07 PM ET

My personal favourite is .... "I've been nothing but a gentleman to Anderson Silva..." haha he said this a bunch of times leading up to their fight after talking mountains of ****. That was Chael Sonnen forgot to credit.

* Edited at 09.09.2011, 11:08 PM ET *

brad
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09.09.2011 | 11:17 PM ET

"I thought I was getting ****d by Freddy Mercury.” – Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn.

LOL I think this may be a new fav.
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09.10.2011 | 12:03 AM ET

"I only want to be known as the best ever. Is that too much to ask?" - BJ Penn

Bas Rutten: He has a black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. 
Stephen Quadros: Yes, well many of the fighters have a black belt. 
Bas Rutten: Yes, but in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu you cant buy your belt like in say, Tae Kwon Do. 
Stephen Quadros: Do you have any belts?
Bas Rutten: I have a brown belt in Tae Kwon Do.

"I would agree with you, but then we would both be wrong."

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