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03.24.2011 | 12:18 AM ET
If you wanted to make the perfect fighter, who's tools would you use? Here's mine:
Striking: Dominick Cruz
Wrestling: Jon Jones
BJJ: Demian Maia
Strength: Brock Lesnar
Speed: Demetrious Johnson
Accuracy: Anderson Silva
Heart: Frankie Edgar
Chin: BJ Penn
Mindset: Diego Sanchez
*Don't use the same fighter twice to make it more fun. Add more tools if you want*
"Joe Silva could call Dan Miller at 3 in morning to tell him he's fighting Godzilla in an hour and he would take that fight."
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03.24.2011 | 12:26 AM ET
"Are we gonna jump, or we just gonna jerk each other off?"
03.24.2011 | 12:29 AM ET
"I live, I die, I live again."
03.24.2011 | 12:40 AM ET
@kallousklown legit... but Chuck Liddell's thumb? for what? lol
"Joe Silva could call Dan Miller at 3 in morning to tell him he's fighting Godzilla in an hour and he would take that fight."
03.24.2011 | 2:07 AM ET
"It does not make sense that humans deliberately malfunction. - Upgrade"
03.24.2011 | 11:48 AM ET
Wow this looks just like the thread i made not to long ago. :-)
"Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone lays a hand on you, send him to the cemetery."
03.24.2011 | 12:01 PM ET
Here's what we came up with
Gsp wrestling, bj penns tdd, big nogs boxing, A.silva muay thai, aoki's Bjj ,prime Cro cop left leg ,sanchez's conditionng, guida's chin, fedor's nerves ,parisyan's judo, lesnar's double leg, machida's quickness, axe murderer's accent, sonnen's trash talking, wanderlei's staredown, aoki's rubber guard, edgar's foot work, florian's elbows ,hendo's right hand, rampage left hand alves leg kicks, jon jones reach
"Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone lays a hand on you, send him to the cemetery."
03.24.2011 | 12:36 PM ET
" ."All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too." "
03.24.2011 | 4:05 PM ET
"Don't be scared, homie." - Nick Diaz
03.24.2011 | 9:38 PM ET
"When the system fails you you create your own system."
03.24.2011 | 9:56 PM ET
"She be curvin all the locals, must like foreigns and this is when I had the Martin, I was just like Lawrence so wassup"
03.25.2011 | 11:58 AM ET
I laughed at the first one.
Shoguns gas tank? LOL
" ."All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too." "
03.25.2011 | 3:44 PM ET
Wrestling - Georges St. Pierre
Jiu-Jitsu - "Jacare" Souza
Heart - Clay Guida
Stamina/Energy - Frankie Edgar
Power - Shane Carwin
Athleticism - Jon Jones
Flexibility - BJ Penn
Focus - Fedor
And my girlfriend would be Arianny.
" "Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars." - Khalil Gibran "
03.25.2011 | 5:03 PM ET
"Are we gonna jump, or we just gonna jerk each other off?"
03.25.2011 | 5:05 PM ET
@kallousklown I don't get the one with kalib starnes sneakers?
"Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone lays a hand on you, send him to the cemetery."
03.25.2011 | 5:07 PM ET
"Are we gonna jump, or we just gonna jerk each other off?"
03.25.2011 | 5:11 PM ET
"She be curvin all the locals, must like foreigns and this is when I had the Martin, I was just like Lawrence so wassup"
03.25.2011 | 5:13 PM ET
"Are we gonna jump, or we just gonna jerk each other off?"
03.25.2011 | 5:15 PM ET
"She be curvin all the locals, must like foreigns and this is when I had the Martin, I was just like Lawrence so wassup"
03.25.2011 | 5:22 PM ET
if necessary, kalib starnes backpedaling.
"Are we gonna jump, or we just gonna jerk each other off?"