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yankees1
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03.10.2011 | 3:53 PM ET



  • You got milk *****?

"Jones: I'm sure Shogun poops like I poop. "

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03.10.2011 | 4:27 PM ET

I like the GSP one just because you don't see him talk like that a lot. The rivera one was childish.

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03.10.2011 | 6:36 PM ET


haha! James Toney...

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03.11.2011 | 6:36 AM ET

Eighty percent of the koala bears in Australia have chlamydia?  That was informative.

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03.11.2011 | 7:05 AM ET

@babywads - supposedly that was a reference to Bisping's wife, who is Australian.  Bisping was pretty furious - I think it was this specifically that put him over the edge.

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03.11.2011 | 7:45 AM ET

When most people trash talk they get hated for it but Sonnen is so good at it he gets applauded.

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03.11.2011 | 8:59 PM ET

Nerds that talk like Robots? haha
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03.11.2011 | 9:03 PM ET

I love the rivera ones. The koala thing was really funny, and the **** thing is a parody of south park, which most people didn't realize and they just thought he was an idiot for it, but it was funny. middleeasy.com is great for putting together thinks like this.

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03.11.2011 | 9:05 PM ET


yeah Im guessing thats what set off Bisping haha its pretty ****** up to say but really funny.
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03.14.2011 | 11:31 AM ET

James Toney talking **** is funny because he got his ass kicked.  Jorge Rivera is a moron.  Whether it was a cross-reference to South Park or not, it's still lame.  I have to agree though, Bisping is a ****.  What the hell was Koscheck talking about when he said something about nerds talking like robots?  I'm glad these guys are good fighters, because they sure as hell suck at talking ****.

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03.16.2011 | 6:28 PM ET

Anytime Ken & Tito are in a room together you know **** will go down.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be9R3Al2aM0





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03.16.2011 | 6:46 PM ET

@RWLawman, The Kos quote he was talking about GSP. Josh being the meat-head jock that he is claimed GSP was a nerd. Then he continued to make fun of GSP's accent and claimed it made GSP sound like a robot. 

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03.16.2011 | 7:38 PM ET

nice one yankees, i hadn't seen that before

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03.16.2011 | 11:22 PM ET

Thanks @Greg I was really looking for the Ken Shamrock chair kick gif but I ended up stumbling onto that little nugget.

"Jones: I'm sure Shogun poops like I poop. "

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03.17.2011 | 3:14 PM ET

I wouldn't call these the 25 best. But the're differently good.
Gregory
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03.17.2011 | 3:19 PM ET

I'm not impressed by your performance has to be in the top 25, just for being the most polite insult ever.

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03.17.2011 | 3:55 PM ET

lol thats funny but james toney is an idiot

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MikeAWhitney
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03.17.2011 | 4:01 PM ET

I dont know if what you call what Brock Lesnar did to Frank mir an Insult but Id definatly call it funny haha
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03.17.2011 | 7:52 PM ET

The "You got milk *****?" is still the best one on there. 

"Jones: I'm sure Shogun poops like I poop. "

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03.18.2011 | 1:09 AM ET

haha, some are funny. the Andy Wang one is my favorite. gotta admit though i didn't like the Rivera and Rampage ones. Rivera was just disrespectful especially when he starts talking about the english. Also not sure why Rampage was so into the titties thing. He was supposed to help fighters on the show, not just insult them.

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MikeAWhitney
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03.18.2011 | 2:56 AM ET


I dont think anyone can out dis rampage. Rashad just repeats everything he says.


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