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Kpro
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03.20.2012 | 3:16 PM ET

For my 400th post, thus begins the Milestone Thread.


Did you hit a certain number of posts?

Get a new belt color?

Bang your 10th Asian?

Get a new ribbon you've been aiming for?

Down 5 Hungryman XL TV dinners in one sitting?

Get 20 "ups" on a post?

Win an event?


Here's the Milestone Thread to post about it.

"I Stab Waterbeds!"

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shot2thesac
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02.24.2015 | 11:25 AM ET

It's the exact number of times he has gone to the ginacologist.

PS:  I once saw @Kpro shove at least 10 'hotdogs' in his mouth at once, forget 12 minutes.

* Edited at 02.24.2015, 11:26 AM ET *

"#KnockersSucsk -- Gaycism is wrong -- Everything is YOSSholm"

OutlawJoseyWales
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02.24.2015 | 3:37 PM ET

4 years on March 5th.   I will live longer than all my adversaries on this site. just got a check up. perfect health and perfect 20/10 vision. you live a long life when you do not smoke anything!   Xanax cures any ills i might have. if you don't have it, go to silk road and get some!




Kpro, are you practicing something when you "swallow" those Hot dogs? Sonya " the black widow" Thomas could teach you some pointers. always willing to help a Tapologist. + _ =

* Edited at 02.24.2015, 3:39 PM ET *

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Griffy
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02.24.2015 | 4:02 PM ET

"I think Gayffy suits you better, because you are gay."

Nomad

The answer is yes, I will go to the prom with you

"I think Gayffy suits you better, because you are gay." - Nomad

shot2thesac
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02.24.2015 | 6:04 PM ET

Norad, Gayffy,






"#KnockersSucsk -- Gaycism is wrong -- Everything is YOSSholm"

yossgold
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02.25.2015 | 9:15 AM ET

Hit 10,000 posts today! Man, I'm a talkative little bugger ...

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Griffy
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02.25.2015 | 12:20 PM ET

2500 perfect picks

"I think Gayffy suits you better, because you are gay." - Nomad

shot2thesac
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02.25.2015 | 12:43 PM ET

@Griffy, 2500 perfects, @Outlaw, 2500 whoooooeeers.

Seems suspicious.

* Edited at 02.25.2015, 2:51 PM ET *

"#KnockersSucsk -- Gaycism is wrong -- Everything is YOSSholm"

shot2thesac
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02.26.2015 | 11:42 AM ET

Suck it Bizzzzznatches....


OH... MY.... GOD.... I have started menstruating and my black belt has a red stripe now.  This is very similar to Kpro's blue belt with the brown **** stripe.
I am finally a true Tapologist like @boredoms, I will beat you to the red.






"#KnockersSucsk -- Gaycism is wrong -- Everything is YOSSholm"

Kpro
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02.26.2015 | 11:57 AM ET

Nice to know you'll be passing me at around 9 months while I'm at 37 months.

Stop picking so many fights and just sink to my level breaux.


"I Stab Waterbeds!"

shot2thesac
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02.26.2015 | 6:34 PM ET

109th coral belt, less than 9 months, my percentages have sort of tanked the last couple of months, the break I took at X-mas time seemed to harsh my flow.

"#KnockersSucsk -- Gaycism is wrong -- Everything is YOSSholm"

shot2thesac
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03.01.2015 | 1:39 PM ET

Hey Yossome

Hate to cry foul, but you are actually the #6 camo belt, currently 1 of 5 camo belts.

* Edited at 03.01.2015, 1:41 PM ET *

"#KnockersSucsk -- Gaycism is wrong -- Everything is YOSSholm"

yossgold
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03.01.2015 | 2:52 PM ET

Yup, forgot to count @joe since he's no longer camo :)

"Hay lohh you Mike, ay lov you Mike. Hyou say somesing like di fo me, and naw I say you ... I LOV YOU! See you som. Boy." -- Yoel Romero, UFC 205

shot2thesac
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03.01.2015 | 3:40 PM ET

To that end, I update my previous statement, I will be the 7th Camo belt.

PS:  What is Joe's belt now, it temporarily reverted to black and now it looks like it might be 1/12th of a black beauty?

* Edited at 03.01.2015, 3:45 PM ET *

"#KnockersSucsk -- Gaycism is wrong -- Everything is YOSSholm"

Kpro
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03.04.2015 | 4:00 AM ET

Tapology's 90th 2nd Degree Coral Belt!

On pace to earn my Red Belt somewhere between New Years Day and Cinco de Mayo weekend of 2017.

Already earned my Red Wings somewhere between New Years Day and Cinco de Mayo weekend of 1998.

* Edited at 03.04.2015, 4:00 AM ET *

"I Stab Waterbeds!"

shot2thesac
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03.04.2015 | 11:34 AM ET

@Kpro was probably originally the 40th coral belt but due to his picking rate has sunk to 90th (did you count all of the belts above you from red/spider/beyond in making your calculation?

PS:  I was having an issue with images rendering so I cleared my cache of all the **** and now the ice belts are rendering properly so ignore my previous comment about belts.

* Edited at 03.04.2015, 11:36 AM ET *

"#KnockersSucsk -- Gaycism is wrong -- Everything is YOSSholm"

shot2thesac
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03.04.2015 | 1:07 PM ET

This is definitely my best card ever, or not, unsure....




"#KnockersSucsk -- Gaycism is wrong -- Everything is YOSSholm"

alienator13
alienator13

03.04.2015 | 3:02 PM ET

Just got my 100 event win with ties included.
boredoms
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03.04.2015 | 3:06 PM ET

Got my biggest win ever with 8 perfect and a +120 margin of victory.




"I am trained in gorilla warfare" - Stay Ready

shot2thesac
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03.04.2015 | 9:10 PM ET

Just have to bang 8 more asians and eat 5 Hungryman XLs, hopefully simultaneously

Did you hit a certain number of posts?

>1000, check

Get a new belt color?

yes, check

Bang your 10th Asian?

Only two, myself and my wife, 8 more to go.

Get a new ribbon you've been aiming for?

yes, check

Down 5 Hungryman XL TV dinners in one sitting?

I will do this, just so I can check this off

Get 20 "ups" on a post?

No, but I am the GOAT of downvotes, so I think that is an anti-check

Win an event?

20, 5 solo, check

* Edited at 03.04.2015, 9:12 PM ET *

"#KnockersSucsk -- Gaycism is wrong -- Everything is YOSSholm"

shot2thesac
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03.04.2015 | 11:35 PM ET

Since I am Asian....

Is it OK to bank 10 white chicks?

"#KnockersSucsk -- Gaycism is wrong -- Everything is YOSSholm"

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