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benjaminbrandt
benjaminbrandt
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01.24.2012 | 12:08 AM ET

Internets got you feeling down?  Pick % taking a dive?  Your favorite fighter just got popped for PEDS? 

Post funny pictures to brighten the day of your fellow tapologists!

Any SFW pictures will do, anything you think is funny, but extra credit for funny mma related pictures (shoops, gifs, etc)

*Yes, I stole the thread idea from another site's message board, I am an unoriginal bastard.  Flame me after posting something funny*  

* Edited at 01.24.2012, 12:08 AM ET *

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Bill Burgess
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12.09.2013 | 1:14 AM ET

Always enjoy being reduced to a cultural stereo-type.

It takes a real man to admit they're in way over their head.

"Love God, live with honor, keep your agreements."

zarog
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12.09.2013 | 1:24 AM ET

I find it funny that people are coming to the self-proclaimed god's defense. If he's god, then does he really need your defense? 

Also, since when did sarcastic retorts become viewed as overreacting? It's all rather light-hearted, is it not? I mean, Anik was intentionally over-generalizing an entire populace in a good bit of prodding fun (unless of course I'm mistaken, and he is actually a complete and utter moron that has no chance of ever attending a University or attaining his dreams), so I gave a satirical retort, which I suppose was rather *******-ish since I should know better by now than to think that I would not be taken dead seriously.

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joe kerr
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12.09.2013 | 1:35 AM ET

This seems appropriate.


"If the enemy rejects the ground, I would take him down by tackle. Why didn’t he [Royler] do so? May I introduce him to a good coach? His tackle was... like a girl’s one... Mr. Royler, how are you feeling?" - Kazushi Sakuraba

yossgold
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12.09.2013 | 3:28 AM ET

First time I've seen an Anik post with complete and utter nonsense ...

"Hay lohh you Mike, ay lov you Mike. Hyou say somesing like di fo me, and naw I say you ... I LOV YOU! See you som. Boy." -- Yoel Romero, UFC 205

Ronwah
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12.09.2013 | 3:32 AM ET

I think we are being a little harsh on Anik. I think all he is saying is that not everyone stores their *****s away as safely as he does.

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curtwag84
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12.09.2013 | 7:20 AM ET

@ron just won. congrats, you win a lifetime supply of lube.



-courtesy of the white people

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cal1
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12.09.2013 | 9:28 AM ET

1 week supply for average white couple




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benjaminbrandt
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12.09.2013 | 9:37 AM ET


God I hate white people.

"I have not yet begun to defile myself. "

Anik
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12.09.2013 | 10:12 AM ET


God, you white people get offended so easily. I was kidding, relax.
























































******* white people.

"الله أكبرl"

benjaminbrandt
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12.09.2013 | 12:20 PM ET


White people being offended is one of our longest, closest held traditions. 

I'm not sure someone from Pakistan would understand. 

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desauce
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12.09.2013 | 7:03 PM ET



White people chocolate. 

" I just watched a bum pick up all the trash around him and throw it away what a good bum I hope he has good karma." - Cody McKenzie

Anik
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12.09.2013 | 10:47 PM ET

@benjaminbrandt Me? From Pakistan? Are you ******* crazy?

That's like mistaking an Armenian for a Turk, a Chinese for a Japanese, that's like mistaking a Jew for a Nazi.

















God.

White people.

* Edited at 12.09.2013, 10:47 PM ET *

"الله أكبرl"

Swickotine
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12.09.2013 | 11:23 PM ET

White people be crazy.

"I'm bi-polar...nice jab, mean hook."

hdmexiqtioner
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12.11.2013 | 1:07 AM ET




who likes the Kinect?

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buffalo ben
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12.11.2013 | 9:07 AM ET

nobody plays with the ******* kinect. Not even white people. 

* Edited at 12.11.2013, 9:07 AM ET *

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Anik
Anik
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12.11.2013 | 9:28 AM ET

What the **** ben, what was that unprovoked attack against the white race for? Shame on you.

"الله أكبرl"

legacyofmisfortune
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12.11.2013 | 7:03 PM ET

I don´t see any racial slurs/sterotypes against Brown or Mexican people I feel ofended by your indeferece.

But it must be because no one gives a **** about mexicans

 

....except those whom we steal their jobs

muahahaha

"he is going to the hospital, and im going to the after party, ha ha ha" Nate Diaz

benjaminbrandt
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12.11.2013 | 9:40 PM ET


This guy 

* Edited at 12.11.2013, 9:41 PM ET *

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benjaminbrandt
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12.11.2013 | 10:11 PM ET


"I have not yet begun to defile myself. "

benjaminbrandt
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12.11.2013 | 10:19 PM ET

"I have not yet begun to defile myself. "

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