what fictional character would you want with you in a bar fight

"A true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for *******"

"he is going to the hospital, and im going to the after party, ha ha ha" Nate Diaz

"I have not yet begun to defile myself. "

"I like my girls with a full sweater and an empty head"

"I like my girls with a full sweater and an empty head"

"One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted. If one were to present the sportsman with the death of the animal as a gift he would refuse it." Jose Ortega y Gasset

"Why are you booing me? I am the GOAT. **** you." - Patricio "Pitbull" Freire

"If you're matched up against me, you better be prepared to give your life...because I am prepared to take it. - Conor McGregor"

"“All of a sudden, he was shooting for a takedown, and I’m like, ‘Oh, you’re a wrestler now? Remember, I’m the black belt in jiu-jitsu. And you’re shooting on me now? This is a wrap." - Nate Diaz"