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Funniest names in MMA

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PilloryChoke
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12.01.2014 | 4:03 AM ET

This is my horrible ranking, feel free to add to it or just laugh in wonder about how there's a guy named Semen IRL.

"When Conor fought Cowboy, he looked like a lion. When he fights stronger opponents, he looks like a scared chicken." - Khabib

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2 Nyce
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12.01.2014 | 7:51 AM ET

What about Dave Taylor?
rappinpapsoda
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12.03.2014 | 1:29 PM ET

Not mma but there used to be a baseball player named Rusty Kuntz.



There was a fighter called Fat Guy in  kotc/gc event one time.

"The only thing predictable about MMA is that it is unpredictable."

PilloryChoke
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12.13.2014 | 6:36 PM ET

Dave Taylor is nicknamed "Cute Balls". 

"When Conor fought Cowboy, he looked like a lion. When he fights stronger opponents, he looks like a scared chicken." - Khabib

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12.13.2014 | 6:40 PM ET


3-1 in UFC/WEC fights:
Logan "The Pink Pounder" Clark

http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Logan-Clark-19478

"I Stab Waterbeds!"

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12.13.2014 | 7:44 PM ET

This reminds me of the Man Show episode with names like this.

One of them was *** Yu. 

"The only thing predictable about MMA is that it is unpredictable."

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12.13.2014 | 8:43 PM ET

Danny Mainus


"Any craft who'd fain To cross the Sea Lords Special Royal Domain Must pay the tribute that King Neptune wishes And be received by mermaids sharks & fishes For we'll see you on the morn. Any who resist will wish he'd not been born"

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12.14.2014 | 8:57 AM ET

We only just recently found out this guy's name ... before that we were picking That Guy to win fight. Always made me chuckle.


Justin "That Guy" Morton

"Hay lohh you Mike, ay lov you Mike. Hyou say somesing like di fo me, and naw I say you ... I LOV YOU! See you som. Boy." -- Yoel Romero, UFC 205

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12.17.2014 | 8:00 PM ET

That Guy fought a fighter with just the name King.  It seems that the Teneichi promotion likes to give fighters names like that.

* Edited at 12.17.2014, 8:08 PM ET *

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12.17.2014 | 8:13 PM ET

Brendan 'Big Brown' Schaub

"For no particular reason beat up everyone"


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