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jerry5
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02.14.2014 | 11:43 PM ET

So we're having a debate over what is the funniest fart type. I say it's "the lonely trumpet". My friend says it's "the Slip-pop" (when you're trying to hold it in but it *pops* out) and of course always in contention is "the sneaky squeaky". I realize this is a silly topic because context is everything and it's less about the actual fart and more about the situation which makes a fart funny, but we're debating overall which is more humorous.

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Nomad
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02.14.2014 | 11:45 PM ET

Obscenely loud farts in public and farts that smell strangely awful are the funniest.

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Nomad
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02.14.2014 | 11:46 PM ET

Also when people accidentally poop themselves a little trying too hard to fart.

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MQuestionable
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02.14.2014 | 11:52 PM ET

ITT: Fart stories

I work in a kitchen as a cook.  A few weeks ago, I was alone and cleaning out the bottom of one of the make lines and I farted.  Immediately, a coworker came around the corner and began talking to me.  Mid sentence, he leans in real close to where I'm crouched and takes several big whiffs and tells me some food must have gone bad under the line.  I could not control my laughter.

On topic, I'd like to mention wet/shower farts as well.
MQuestionable
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02.14.2014 | 11:53 PM ET

@Nomad, Ah the shart - classic!
SonnensSyringe
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02.14.2014 | 11:54 PM ET

Farting whilst on an mma forum. Does that count?

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Brazilian Jitz
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02.15.2014 | 12:06 AM ET

The lone trumpet is my favorite for sure.

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fights_like_a_girl
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02.15.2014 | 12:13 AM ET

As a woman, I do not know the feeling of embarrassment when your peers look at you with disgust and contempt in their faces as you fail to keep in gas.  

TLDR I DON'T FART. EVER.

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OldManGloom
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02.15.2014 | 12:14 AM ET

My friends and I play "The Fart Game", which has one rule:  No wafting (waiving your hand back and forth to spread the wealth).  You waft, you get punched.  Cropdusting, AKA The Driveby, is encouraged though.

And we're all in our mid to late 30's, not sure what that says about us.

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jodybanman
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02.15.2014 | 1:08 AM ET

I've always found that when someone asks you something that you don't have an answer for, farting is an excellent way to change the subject.

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Dodgey
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02.15.2014 | 2:30 AM ET

I record mine on iphone and send to disgusted friends 

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jerry5
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02.15.2014 | 11:58 AM ET


Ironically, there was a funny one at crossfit this morning. A female (fairly easy on the eyes) did a snatch grab, then sunk down into her squat and pulled off a "ripcord" fart. Of course, everyone thinks I'm the only immature one for laughing, but if you can't laugh at a fart, what can you laugh at anymore?

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jodybanman
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02.15.2014 | 2:08 PM ET




"I don't want to have to do this living. I just walk around. I want to be swept off my feet, you know? I want my children to have magical powers. I am prepared for amazing things to happen. I can handle it."

yossgold
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02.15.2014 | 2:20 PM ET

I have to admit, one of my small pleasures is letting one go when I'm riding alone in a lift just as I get out and then turning to see the faces of my victims that have just got in as the door closes ...

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C_Arnoud
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02.15.2014 | 2:32 PM ET

to me, funny farts are the ones that have just the loud noise.
if they smell bad it becomes more of an attack than something you can share with others.
gunn4206
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02.15.2014 | 2:33 PM ET

I'll just leave this here ...

http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm


mine resemble Champagne cork today .

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legacyofmisfortune
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02.15.2014 | 2:46 PM ET

I have to say I'm the prideful owner and creator of a fart that has become to be known as the "corn fart" in three different cities (I didn't tell anyone) for it's oddly, penetrating and horrible corn smell, (and I didn't even had any). it sounded like when you are deflating a balloon and you stretch the mouth of the balloon. my brother was the victim and that made me very happy.

all farts are funny, even sex farts ;-)

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yossgold
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02.19.2014 | 6:10 AM ET

I'm not proud of the fact that these things make me laugh at the tender age of 35, but it's a sad truth I've learnt to accept about myself.

I give you Winter Olympics dubbed with farts.

* Edited at 02.19.2014, 6:11 AM ET *

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