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09.02.2013 | 1:04 PM ET
"l hard work beats talent when talent won't work hard""
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09.02.2013 | 1:10 PM ET
war machine
"l hard work beats talent when talent won't work hard""
09.02.2013 | 1:17 PM ET
GOAT.
Honourable mention to Nam Phan, the best amateur cornerman ever. ("You're winning!")
"If the enemy rejects the ground, I would take him down by tackle. Why didn’t he [Royler] do so? May I introduce him to a good coach? His tackle was... like a girl’s one... Mr. Royler, how are you feeling?" - Kazushi Sakuraba
09.02.2013 | 2:06 PM ET
"I'm too old to be run by the fears of dumb people "
09.02.2013 | 2:08 PM ET
"Wizzard of Tapology"
09.02.2013 | 2:11 PM ET
"Wizzard of Tapology"
09.02.2013 | 2:13 PM ET
“I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so ******* stupid.”
-The Best Eva: Phil Baroni.
"Why are you booing me? I am the GOAT. **** you." - Patricio "Pitbull" Freire
09.02.2013 | 2:15 PM ET
Nick Diaz recounting his stabbed with a pen/getting jumped story in Stockton...
"I'm bi-polar...nice jab, mean hook."
09.02.2013 | 2:18 PM ET
-- Chael P. Sonnen
"... look at this ... OH! Look at his ears wiggle"
-- Joe Rogan
"I want to **** Chuck"
-- Wanderlei Silva
Plus, almost anything that comes out of Chael's mouth when they shove a mic in front of him
* Edited at 09.02.2013, 2:26 PM ET *
"Hay lohh you Mike, ay lov you Mike. Hyou say somesing like di fo me, and naw I say you ... I LOV YOU! See you som. Boy." -- Yoel Romero, UFC 205
09.02.2013 | 2:21 PM ET
"I was in Las Vegas when the Nogueira brothers first touched down in America. There was a bus, this is a true story. There was a bus that pulled up to a red light, and Little Nog tried to feed it a carrot, while Big Nog was petting it. He thought it was a horse."
"I'm too old to be run by the fears of dumb people "
09.02.2013 | 2:30 PM ET
"Maybe I will hire someone to make some belts for me. It's easier than fighting for them you know."
Interviewer: What's new in your life?
Saku: I gained some weight and it affects my car's fuel consumption.
"In my early years I was drunk and took a kids bike and rode it home and got charged with stealing. I want to prove to Mirko I am innocent!"
"You should study Pokemon to get stronger."
Just some of his many quotables
"She be curvin all the locals, must like foreigns and this is when I had the Martin, I was just like Lawrence so wassup"
09.02.2013 | 2:39 PM ET
"You know Joe, when Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up they would pound each other behind the barn!"
"Vladi is a wrestler. He's more of a pure wrestler than a ju-jitsu master. In fact he is a pure wrestler."
"If Jardine's last name were Johnson, the nickname Dean of Mean would make no sense."
"Because SOAKoudjou is so highly touted, you almost want to sit back and watch and SOAK it in."
"I know it's not in Spanish, but in Japan Uno is numero uno."
"And here is Nakamura... entering the octagon for the first time... touching the fence for the first time."
"He wants to get in close and use that reach advantage."
"If the enemy rejects the ground, I would take him down by tackle. Why didn’t he [Royler] do so? May I introduce him to a good coach? His tackle was... like a girl’s one... Mr. Royler, how are you feeling?" - Kazushi Sakuraba
09.02.2013 | 9:25 PM ET
"l hard work beats talent when talent won't work hard""
09.02.2013 | 9:30 PM ET
"l hard work beats talent when talent won't work hard""
09.02.2013 | 9:34 PM ET
"l hard work beats talent when talent won't work hard""
09.02.2013 | 10:19 PM ET
So we're throwing spinning **** now? Nick Diaz
"Just an average guy with exceptional hair, nothing more, nothing less" Kenny Powers
09.02.2013 | 10:54 PM ET
'I do a lot of jacking off, you know, cause i can't get no women.' -Krazy Horse (see my sig for another of his gems)
'People say that all the time, 'oh he's a mental fighter, or an emotional fighter.' I don't even know what the **** that means, that's the most ******** **** i've ever heard. The only emotion i get is when i lose, i'm ****** pissed.' -Nate Diaz
Josh Burkman got interviewed by Joe after beating Drew Fickett and answered 'Well Joe, fear is not a factor for me' after Joe asked him a question, always made me laugh.
And pretty much anything ever said by Chael or Nick Diaz.
"I fight em all. Men, women, children, ******** people, it doesn't matter. If you hit me, we're gonna fight. -Charles Bennett"
09.03.2013 | 12:17 AM ET
"I want to beat him like his momma did." - KTaro on Rob Emerson
"Saw some gal so beautiful I'd drag my pecker through a mile of shattered glass just to stand in the shadow of the last guy that banged her." - Don Frye
"I'm a *****." - Sergio Moraes
And my favorite goes to Chonan.
* Edited at 09.03.2013, 12:22 AM ET *
"This is Shooto!"
09.03.2013 | 12:33 AM ET
"Duck, I want to sleep with my wife tonight,"
09.03.2013 | 9:40 PM ET
"l hard work beats talent when talent won't work hard""
09.03.2013 | 10:40 PM ET
That and BJ Penn saying "Sean Sherk's weakness is that he needs steroids to win"