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09.01.2013 | 1:22 AM ET
Main Card:
Dana White vs. Bjron Rebney for the unified president championship (5 rounds)
Joe Rogan vs. Brian Stann Co-Main Event
Lorenzo Fertitta vs. Frank Fertitta III
Herb Dean vs. John MCcarthy
Bruce Buffer vs. Mike Goldberg
Undercard:
Joe Silva vs. Sean Shelby
Jon Anik vs. Ariel Helwani
Mario Yamasaki vs. Yves Lavinge
Steve Mazzagati vs. Kim Winslow
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Responses
09.01.2013 | 1:33 AM ET
Dana via boxercise
Stann via being an actual MMA fighter
Didn't know the Fertittas fought twice before but it ends in a draw
Herb Dean via the reason Stann beats Rogan
Buffer via RNC (he did it to Trigg, come on now)
Shelby via the WEC being awesome
Helwani via nose (probably the fight where i'd use the bathroom)
The fans, we get to see a ****** ref get beat up
Mazzagatti/Winslow doesn't get sanctioned because no one would let a guy beat up a female.
"I fight em all. Men, women, children, ******** people, it doesn't matter. If you hit me, we're gonna fight. -Charles Bennett"
09.01.2013 | 1:35 AM ET
Dana by F Bomb
Joe Rogan vs. Brian Stann Co-Main Event
Rogan by Questioning
Lorenzo Fertitta vs. Frank Fertitta III (Draw)
Herb Dean vs. John MCcarthy
John **** Swag
Bruce Buffer vs. Mike Goldberg
Buffer by Cresent Kick
Undercard:
Joe Silva vs. Sean Shelby
Jon Anik vs. Ariel Helwani
Mario Yamasaki vs. Yves Lavinge
Steve Mazzagati vs. Kim Winslow
09.01.2013 | 4:00 AM ET
Joe Rogan by spinning flying jiu jitsu scramble to Ezekiel choke
Lorenzo Fertitta vs. Frank Fertitta III is a no contest due to an illegal food fight.
John MCcarthy by decision
Bruce Buffer by tko in elevator.
Undercard:
Joe Silva by being a Silva
Ariel Helwani by knowing EVERYTHING about his opponent before he does it.
Mario Yamasaki vs. Yves Lavinge is ruled a no contest (no ref).
Steve Mazzagati by police escort after the worst stoppage in history of mankind.
"Flyod Mayweather makes 25 million a fight. He can't defend a double."
09.01.2013 | 9:37 AM ET
Kim Winslow by Komodo dragon breath submission.
Mazzagati's taking a nap!
* Edited at 09.01.2013, 9:38 AM ET *
"He told me he was going to **** me, but was disappointed in himself when he could not get hard."
09.01.2013 | 9:42 AM ET
"I would drink Lyoto Machida's urine." --- Forrest Griffin
09.01.2013 | 11:58 AM ET
Frank Fertita is the third generation of Fertitas Named Frank. The III is just for Frank, it doesn't mean he's fought Lorenzo before.
* Edited at 09.01.2013, 12:00 PM ET *
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09.02.2013 | 11:44 PM ET
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